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caffeinated catastrophe

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sao (say-oh) // bog witch // she/her // theatre lighting tech & professional knitting
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catwif3

finally downloaded my twitter archive in anticipation of that hellsite eventually going down or me finally quitting it for real and HOLY SHIT y'all. i sure have been on that site since 2009-2010 or so. my download was 1.2 GIGS of data

also i have SO MANY photos of witchcraft and the mac crew circa 2013-2015 now x''''D

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finally downloaded my twitter archive in anticipation of that hellsite eventually going down or me finally quitting it for real and HOLY SHIT y'all. i sure have been on that site since 2009-2010 or so. my download was 1.2 GIGS of data

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i think the fanfiction community should get drunk and masturbate more actually. i think it would be good for their writing

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mad at all these stories i keep seeing feat "put drunk person to bed!!" like that's a cute and necessary caretaking thing to do like NO!!!! U WANT THEM TO STAY UP ENOUGH TO EAT SOME CARBS AND DRINK WATER!!!!!?! DO NOT PUT THEM TO BED AT PEAK DRUNKENNESS??? DO YOU WISH THEM TO HAVE THE WORST HANGOVER POSSIBLE FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE?? (preferably they should be coming down or mostly sober before sleeping!) it reads like they think a person is automatically incapacitated and/or annoying bc they're drunk. like no?? keep ur drunk friends/so's around??? they're fun that way? what the hell.

signed, your resident very hangover sensitive actual adult who has fine-tuned safe drinking and spends a lot of time sober around others who are drunk

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rimonoroni

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

it has been like. two days

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when u mildly embarrass urself earlier in the day but everyone was having a good time with it so u get a GRIP on the part of u that wants to spiral later in the night like IT WAS FUN IT WAS A BIT EVERYONE WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME U DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED ok we're fine we're normal now.

who needs therapy

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pawpyruus

upon my research this crossover is for no one but me ,,, but anyways enjoy the sillies!!!

i classpected these guys rapid fire on mostly vibes without going too deeply into any of them sooooooooo if you disagree with my classpects for the fellas let me know so we can chat !!! please !!!!!!!

also completely accidentally but they are a valid session! go gay boys go! birth a new universe!

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more of a line for last-minute-ish early voting than expected! interesting sign

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