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Catherine Stein

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author Catherine Stein
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Good Omens 30 Day Challenge! (x)

Day 30: Aziraphale or Crowley?

This is a set. Do not separate.

Obviously there is no choosing because they are both perfect and both essential. That said, here are some instances where I would opt for one or the other:

  • If I want to look up an obscure bit of information: Aziraphale.
  • If I want to go to the movies with someone: Crowley.
  • If I need someone to drive me somewhere: Crowley. (Sorry, Aziraphale, you drive way too slow. But I do like your travel sweets.)
  • If I want someone to make me a cup of tea: Aziraphale.
  • If I want to go clothes shopping: Crowley.
  • If I want to go antiques shopping: Aziraphale.
  • If I want to go out to eat: Aziraphale.
  • If I want to go out for drinks: Crowley.

This has been a fun ride. Thanks for sticking with me. I now return you to your normal slightly-less Good Omens content.

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A dream I feel only Tumblr can properly appreciate

At the end of a long, complicated dream, right before I wake up:

We see a newscaster on a television screen.

Newscaster: People need to stop letting their germy children sneeze and cough on David Tennant.

Cut to clip of a silhouetted figure of a dad. He is shaking a finger at his kid, who has just coughed on David.

Dad: What did I tell you? Michael Sheen could get sick because of you!

I woke up laughing.

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