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Catherine Stein

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The Silver Scarf/Tie/Necklace Thing

The GOetry theme this week is "a garment" in the style of a limerick, and I love writing limericks, so I had to jump on that!

So here's a Limerick wherein Aziraphale learns the purpose of Crowley's neckwear.

😇 "That thing you wear 'round your neck -- why? Should I call it a scarf or a tie?"

😈 "Angel, give it a tug, Pull me into a hug. And then you'll discover..."

🔥 "Oh, my!"

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Good Omens 30 Day Challenge! (x)

Day 10: A moment that makes you laugh

Every. Damn. Time.

This whole bit, where Crowley's just calmly asking for directions in his flaming Bentley and Tadfield's resident jackass R. P. Tyler is freaking out in his head, never fails to make me laugh. It's British Politeness(tm) taken to a ridiculous extreme, and I just love it.

There are actually many, many places throughout the entire show that make me laugh. Sometimes with all the depth and emotion we obsess over (with good reason) the humor gets left in the background, but it really is a very funny show. It's silly, it's weird, and I love that so much.

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Do you ever think the world would be a better place if adults handled everything like little kids do:

Dear Mr. Ben and Mr. Jerry,

Yesterday I bought one of your Topped ice creams. It did not have the chocolate top. I was sad. The ice cream was still very good, but I like to crack and eat the chocolate top. I know sometimes the machines that make the ice cream get messed up. I wanted you to know so you can fix your machines so nobody else will get sad when their Topped ice cream doesn't have a top. You don't have to send me free ice cream to say sorry because it would melt.

Your friend,

Cat

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