she flipper-flops on my turf til i splat

I'm planning on something w/ my oc story n...AY WHO SAYS I CAN'T JUST HAVE CANON CHARACTERS INTERACT N GIVE THEM LIL DESIGNS TO FIT INTO THE SETTING- But anyway here's Chai and 808...I will be doing more :)

wanted to see tomato marcille

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

hope this helps!

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

long day

<3

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

please dont look at me

do it weirdly. do it offputtingly. do it freakishly.

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

Does he mean anything to you

Be online forever okay?

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]