WHO WOULD DO THAT, TO A FRIEND?

Petting?

なでるの？

Being petted?!

なでられてるの？！

WOW! Being petted!

ワオ！なでられてる！

Purr purr zzzzzz...

ゴロゴロ グーグー...

the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests

does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

washing machine

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

Let this be your sign

i walk up to an orangutan with an abacus in hand. we have more fun in two minutes than anyone thats ever played chess with another human being put together

Start HRT

Start hrt now.

genie: your wish is my command. would you like to help people or become rich first?

me:

Porygon -- Masako Yamashita

mattfleck + kenstewy: deja vu

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

dj pit kink wants to see u put your hands in the air