thanks @yes-i-exist-shutup for best tag for it ever (I don't know how I lived without knowing it):
Matthias: And evil takes a human form in Kaz Brekker. Don't be fooled because demjin may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, he's so much more than that.
Kaz, looking how Matthias and Jesper become absolutely stupid when it comes to their loved ones: Love make them even bigger idiots than they already were, I didn’t even think that it is possible. Good that nothing will make me such an idiot.
Inej: *entering the room*
Kaz internally, absolutely panicking: oh, how is she so pretty, oh no, I forgot how to breath, is this is how I die? (♡-_-♡)
Kaz aloud: hello, Inej <(ー_ー )ノ|
Inej: *smiling at him*
Kaz: *choking*
I am catched by Wylan’s “You’re alive” line in s2e1, and I am thinking now about how many possibilities Wylan had to practice bomb making before Kaz hired him for the first job (none, since not like tutors would allow him and chemicals are expensive?) but Kaz is still crazy enough to hire him without any actual practice bc he ✨believes✨ in Wylan’s talent.
What Jesper imagined when he asked Kaz to hire a demo man:
Meanwhile Wylan (who has never done a real bomb before but knew how to do it in theory) mixing for Kaz phosphorus bomb which can be used against Darkling:
this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
This word definition sounds like career goal of Kaz Brekker
He suppose to have 2 types of business cards:
“Kaz Brekker, boss of the Barrel, professional thief, leader of the Dregs”
And
“Kaz Ghafa, uxorious husband of capitan Inej Ghafa ❤️”
Nina and Matthias having a baby: Nina: Not like we trust anyone of you to choose a name but do you have any suggestions? Kaz: Inej is a perfect name Matthias: it is a boy Kaz: and it’s not a suggestion. Just stating a fact.
An actual photo of the id Kaz Brekker used to cross the border of Shu Han in S2:
Kaz when Jan Van Eck doesn't care if his son is alive:
Wylan who said that all this hostage plan wouldn't work:
