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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

Fantasy books focused on vengeance? Anyone? 🤲🤲🤲

hey guys, can you petsit my precious baby girl for the night?

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

Meh

(puts the cum back in you) get out .

random poll just to learn more about all of you lovely people (please reblog with your answer + how you take your coffee/tea)!

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

it is literally one of the most normal things

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

me: oh man, Joann Fabrics is closing. That's going to really suck for a lot of people

Sophia, the Victorian ghost who haunts a lamp I bought at Brimfield: not the least among them Joanne. though I suppose her business acumen must have been wanting if she gave the shop her Christian name- it just seems undignified. was that what drove her customers to other establishments?

me: well, nothing- it's a chain, and in most places, there weren't any other fabric stores.

Sophia:

Sophia: there weren't. any other dry goods stores. selling fabric.

me: not usually, no.

Sophia: in a whole town

me: no.

Sophia: and now there will be nowhere to purchase fabric at all in those towns

me: not in person. I guess people can buy it online

Sophia: what if they don't know what different weaves feel like? how will they learn if they never get to handle them?

me: some places have free swatch service on their websites-

Sophia: so they'll wait a week or more for a swatch, decide if they like it, then send away for the full amount of goods they need and wait even longer for that? what if they want something finished sooner?

me: they'll just be frustrated, I guess

Sophia: wait, why did Joanne's shops close? if she had such a monopoly, surely she'd have made quite a profit regardless of the name

me: an even bigger company bought them and couldn't use them to make billions of dollars, so they're forcing them to close

Sophia:

me: wait- PUT MY SNOW SHOVEL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR LAMP

I made this about a different business that was the victim of private equity and I hate that news stories keep coming up where I can use it.

Sailor Moon | 美少女戦士セーラームーン

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

and you just know someone's gonna scream "DJ! play fish music!" and everyone's gonna act like their favorite fish 😁