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First of all, ehhhhh

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by will mcphail

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

No dumbass, it's funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know... living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.

This isn't a comic about men being dumb, it's a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn't and got offended by something that wasn't being said.

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cheesyradfem

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“

i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well

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Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu

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ground-zoro

I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny. 

This feels like the equivalent of the school girl running to class with toast in her mouth but prayer

You all deserve to know dude in the foreground is Jewish, and has done his own version of this with Chanukah where he's literally just. Running out the door reciting his prayers in Hebrew and it's wonderful

Here's the Jewish version

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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

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erinthebrave

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

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toadstoolpal

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

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skzloona

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

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doctorguilty

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

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bogleech

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

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So the only YouTube channel I fuck w/ is this Ukrainian dude who makes a lot of cooking videos, and he made one where he tried to make an American recipe for cheesecake using imperial measurements and

Important:

This isn’t the cheesecake.  This is the graham cracker crust.

Spoilers: This man somehow does NOT burn his house down, which is honestly a major plot twist.

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