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First of all, ehhhhh

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starwars

Popular with the troops.

DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT

meanwhile the officers are like “who is this enormous spooky fucker and WHY DOES HE KEEP STRANGLING US TO DEATH.”

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pomrania

Imagine stormtroopers painting Vader’s helmet on ships or on armour, wherever they can get away with it.

Imagine stormtroopers praying to Vader as He-Who-Brings-Death and entreating him to pass them by; at first in jest, but who knows what’s serious any more when half your unit is dead and you only barely survived.

Imagine stormtroopers swearing “May Vader take your soul!”

Imagine stormtroopers hearing of Vader, then seeing him in person, and being held back by their fellows, from kneeling in front of him.

Seriously, I am 100% here for “stormtroopers worshipping Vader as a god of death”.

Well that would definitely also serve as some extra psychological warfare if that idea ever leaks over to the Alliance with the defectors.

Which would make Luke’s fight at Bespin like four extra levels of nerve-wracking. I mean, he doesn’t know if Vader is human. As far as he knows, he’s an eldritch death deity straight out of Tatooine nightmare folktales. Of course, then Luke has to Learn Some Things, and everything is confusing and terrible for a couple days and then like probably a week later when the “he survived a fight with a god of death” whispers start circulating he might start actually thinking about it.

Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight, and Darth Vader, death-dealing deity of the stormtroopers and it hits him wait, what does that make me?

That just makes it even better.

There’s got to be a weird mishmash of beliefs among the Alliance anyways; vague memories of the Jedi Force tradition overlaying it, used in expressions, but everything combines with all the traditions and beliefs from all the different worlds and cultures the Rebels hail from.

I am now imagining someone trying to comfort Luke, from what they believe he believes is a close encounter with the god of death. They tell him “no that wasn’t the god of death, the real god of death doesn’t bother to fight because everyone comes to Them in the end, that was just an incredibly dangerous maybe-human maybe-droid”.

Someone else tells him to sprinkle pure water in every corner of the room he sleeps in, and to wear his socks inside-out, so that the hounds of Death will lose the scent if they come to track him down, on their master’s bidding. He asks if he needs to be worried about a security breach; no, he’s answered, mortal security can do nothing against the hounds, not when they have his scent after a close brush with Death, so he needs to remember, water and inside-out socks.

A third person believes Vader holds a fragment of divinity in him, even if it’s a hostile force, and thus every respect must be shown to him and in mentions of him, lest the other divinities grow angered. They speak in euphemisms about Luke’s encounter with “the red-bladed power”.

Oh my gosh now I’m imagining superstitious Rogue Squadron pilots all wearing their socks inside out every time they go into battle or something. So then, one wonders, unless they figure out whose son Luke is what do the stormtroopers think of Skywalker?

Just an upstart? A rival? A Trickster who can’t run forever? Or perhaps a demigod with a story they’re certain they’ll learn one day if they’re patient enough?

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innerv0ice

Skywalker is clearly some kind of malevolent trickster. He came out of nowhere, tricked his way off the Death Star with the Princess, tricked his way back in past its defenses to destroy it, and continues to evade and enrage He Who Brings Death.

Stormtroopers carefully avoid saying Skywalker’s name, because seriously you don’t want to risk catching the attention of a malevolent trickster.

HOWEVER. If you are really truly desperate because you have kriffed up so bad and blown your mission all to hell and you are absolutely literally dead if this screw-up EVER comes to the brass’s attention. Very cautiously make a little Skywalker effigy with a bright orange come-and-get-me flightsuit, and sneak it onto a cargo shuttle headed very far away in the complete opposite direction from you. It’s a slim chance, but he just might find your trick amusing enough to go along with it and fool everyone into looking in that direction.

ooohhh I like this, I like this very much

and like many trickster characters, he can be equally likely to help or to harm. Which is why some stormtroopers would probably be less than particularly surprised if they ever saw him working in tandem with He-Who-Brings-Death. But tricksters can also come to harm when they bite off more than they can chew, which might be their explanation for Luke losing his hand at Cloud City.

Of course, should said troopers discover that the Trickster (snrrk because Mark Hamill) is the son of He-Who-Brings-Death, they might be like “ah. so much makes sense now.”

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korben600

Consider: Leia gets deified.

She just mysteriously knows things, and whenever you’re around, even when she’s screaming at you, she makes you feel like you can fight anything.

She has a kind of presence like Darth Vader’s but in the opposite sense. Vader’s like a force of demonic force of nature, but Leia is more like a barely restrained mother wolf, primal, protective, and carrying a legacy of something old.

Defectors getting grilled by Leia for the first time freeze up and have to keep from shitting a brick because she might be a head shorter than you and weigh less than an Artoo unit, but when she talks, you listen, like Vader himself came down from the heaven to growl at your incompetence.

Eventually, the alliance starts treating Leia as almost as a mythic figure in it of herself. But not like Vader’s death cult.

The stormtroopers start realizing this when they first see these insignias here and there, a hastily scrawled “Leia Organa blesses us” in aurabesh on the inside of a crashed X Wing. A decorative woman with a blaster painstakingly painted onto what what used to be a Nebulon B.

But they almost never see Luke’s insignia’s anywhere in these piles of rubble. Or any other form of deity.

Soon, the stormtroopers realize that all of Leia’s insignias are on the dead. And they scoff.

Our deity keeps us alive, and blesses our fighting skills! Why pray to something that doesn’t bring you glory?”

But the insignias keep showing up. And in fact, it looks like more of them are showing up every day. Still showing up on dead frigates and destroyed X Wings.

Until, one day, a particularly naive and superstitious stormtrooper and a particularly hardy prisoner of war were stuck in a prison block together.

“Out of curiosity, why do you paint that woman on your ship?”

The prisoner of war laughed, and laughed long.

“To get you to shoot at us, boy!”

It wasn’t until that particular prisoner of war died in a breakout saving thirty fellow rebels that the stormtrooper took his meaning, and word spread like wildfire.

The stormtrooper corps, so superstitious, and so wary, began to realize why they see her image so much.

The ones who invoked her name weren’t unlucky, they just chose to die more often than the rest.

When they’re fighting in the trenches, and they have them cornered, the rebel who pulls a grenade on himself to slow them down has “Leia Organa” stitched into the inside of his jacket.

When they’re chasing a supply convoy, the Nebulons that run headfirst into Star Destroyers to buy time for the rest have Leia’s image sprayed onto their hulls.

When the rebels are bullied in the empire’s many prisons, it’s Leia’s name that rebels whisper prayers to before standing in front of the lead guard and saying “It’s my fault, take me instead”.

And still the stormtrooper corps and the Empire scoffs.

“So, this woman is a goddess, is she? But you still die. How will that win a war?”

But…deep in the ranks of the stormtrooper corps. Among the innumerable privates who will always be forgotten, some begin scribbling “Leia Organa” on the insides of helmets, and chest pieces.

Eventually, the rebels begin to win.

And at some point, the rebels begin to realize that some of the stormtroopers have begun to scribble “Leia Organa” onto the inside of their helmets.

They’re confused, and wary. It’s not written anywhere people can see it, so it’s not like they’re defectors. The writing is usually in some easily removable ink, something that can be wiped into obscurity with the quickest of finger rubs. So it’s not any permanent political statement. And it’s very clearly Leia’s name on it. Usually with a second name right beside it.

Once they know what to look for, the rebels begin to see it scribbled more and more. Where once it was only one or two stormtroopers a battle, the farther they push against the Empire, they begin finding whole squads with “Leia Organa” scribbled in the creases and margins of their armor, always followed by a completely different name, or set of names.

It’s not until a particularly brave and naive Rebel guarding Imperial POW’s asks them directly that they get an answer.

He cautiously holds out a helmet, asking the assembled prisoners why his general’s name is scrawled on the inside. In a shaky and uncertain voice, he speaks to the confused group.

“It says ‘Leia Organa, please save’” and he lists off the number written beside it. CT-and some several digit numerical code.

In response, a hardened stormtrooper, with scars gained years before anyone in the group had been born, breaks into tears.

The rebel asks if he knew who this belonged to, and the man nodded.

He tells the rebel that he begged his brother not to do it. They were the last two clones either of them had ever seen. For all they knew, they were the last clones in the entire galaxy.

They had talked before the battle, he had talked about how they were going to bring victory to the Empire together, one last time, and how nothing else mattered to them.

But then, his brother went quiet, and just responded:

“You are the only victory I ever cared about.”

And he scribbled “Leia Organa, please save…” on the inside of his helmet, with his brother’s ID number.

The rebel tells him his brother fought bravely, and the clone thanked him through his tears while the rest of his squad consoles him.

From then on, the quiet, the superstitious, and the grieving would comb the battlefield. Checking the inside of helmets and the edges of pauldrons looking for those telltale aurabesh symbols.

And they would go to the nearest POW camp, holding cell, or brig, reading off “Leia Organa, Please Let Me Save…”

And in every camp, in every cell block, there was always at least one person.

Not always a stormtrooper. Sometimes a technician, sometimes a pilot, occasionally an officer. Some rebels would swear on their life they’d seen it happen to an Imperial Admiral.

But always, there was at least one person who cried when the names were read out.

Some were lovers, some were siblings, some were parents, some were squad mates, and some were friends. The rebels didn’t always find out who it was, they were at war after all, and the rebels were their enemy.

But…something about the tears often made people want to talk.

And it was always tears.

Because nobody in the Empire invokes Leia Organa’s name to win a campaign.

Nobody invokes Leia Organa’s name to survive a battle.

Nobody invokes Leia Organa’s name to bring glory, or victory, in any military sense.

No. In the stormtrooper corps, you invoke Leia Organa’s name for the only kind of victories that really matter.

Sending her prayers even a rebel goddess would heed.

You only invoke Leia Organa’s name when you have someone you care about more than life itself.

And you only invoke her name if you’re willing to pay the price for her protection.

And the part the rebels found most surprising, through the hundreds and hundreds of names they read out, was that more often than not, that person those invokers paid to protect only found out how much they cared, when a rebel read their own name out in front of a cell block.

Vader was a god of battle.

Luke was a god of cunning.

But Leia…

Leia was the goddess of sacrifice.

Sure, Vader, Luke, and Leia are the big three. But there are smaller deities that run in the Rebellion’s veins.

After Ahsoka goes to Malachor and doesn’t come back - as far as anybody knows, at least - the name Fulcrum means something more than it used to.

People remember her, especially the Spectres, the crew of the Ghost and those who knew them. They know her symbol, like a crown passed down from person to person. There are many Fulcrums after Ahsoka, after Kallus, but none of them are Fulcrum. There’s no measuring up to the original, who knew when death would come even before it did, who went to war so fiercely that the god of death had to come claim her soul himself.

(There’s a rumor among her devout, that she escaped his grasp in the end - they speak of convors and Force guides with the half-certain bumbling of those with no elders to guide them.)

Her symbol is sacred to the one who bears her name; it is not painted on ships or scribbled on armor. But in every Rebel base - every single once - there is a corner with a convor painted on the walls, wings spread, and offerings scattered beneath. A favorite blaster, a lucky coin, a hand-woven bracelet - mementos of the dead, affixed to notes asking Fulcrum to watch over the departed.

When your time comes, Fulcrum will guide you home.

Ahsoka Tano stopped on Malachor, but Captain Rex is a living legend.

Not that anyone remembers his name. No - Rex and Nik Santo are distinguished veterans, sure, but they’re mortal. They’re human. They died.

(Jaig finally bled them out, or so some whisper. Nobody can agree on the details, but everyone knows they were Jaig’s favorites. You could see it in their eyes after Fulcrum died, after Alderaan was lost.)

But Jaig? Jaig is a myth. He stalks through the halls when everyone else is asleep, sharpening your eyes, bettering your aim, honing your reflexes - but only if you ask. Only if you’re one of his.

His story is whispered throughout the Rebellion - a soldier born from the sea (which sea? Nobody can say) who once walked at the side of He-Who-Brings-Death. But he was betrayed (or was he the betrayer?) - and he slipped away, a shadow in the night, and embraced the terror with open arms. He became Jaig, terror of the Empire, the demon who killed demons.

(The Empire doesn’t know much about Fulcrum but the Stormtroopers hate and fear Jaig, the traitor god who bleeds his devotees dry.)

If you want to complete a mission, if you know your odds of success are next to nothing, if you hate the Empire with everything you are - draw a pair of jaig eyes on your wrist and he will see you as one of his.

People will come back from impossible missions with bloody mouths and wild eyes, the rest of their team obliterated. And more often than not, there will be a pair of jaig eyes on their wrist. The others avoid them, until the mark is gone - or forever, for some ink it onto their skin permanently.

The mark of Jaig is the mark of death - a symbol that nothing matters except winning. A mark of fury and grief and nothing left to lose. A promise that if you have something, it will be taken from you in the name of your mission.

Jaig’s mission.

You are one of his, now, and he will exact the price for his gifts in blood.

Fulcrum is a kind god, for all her fierceness. Fulcrum is a god of gentle hands and endings.

Jaig is not.

Jaig is bloody and cruel and razor-sharp.

Jaig is a god who lost everything.

Jaig is the god of vengeance.

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wet-monsoon

it’s kind of incredible how much pixar has backpedaled over the last couple of years, from the standpoint of character design 

these were the kind of characters designs they had when they did their first movie with humans as their main cast 

despite being cg all of the characters are visually distinct from each other and they look like 2d figures translated into a 3d environment

now it’s just???

all their human characters kind of lack that visual distinction and they’re all just? cute? 

Alright, I wasn’t gonna comment b/c it’s kind of a waste of time, but I see a lotta folks tryin to pass off “Incredibles” designs as ‘an attempt to avoid Uncanny Valley with primitive tech’ or ‘resembling comic book art’, and a lot of other…. un-design-savvy comments.

Brad Bird had come from a background in traditional animation, he’s the guy behind this
So Lasseter (Pixar) rings up Bird like “Hey you wanna make a CG movie with us” and Bird’s like “Yeah, lemme bring my guys”, artists like Lou Romano, Teddy Newton, Tony Fucile, and Albert Lozano, who worked with Bird previously.
This may have been Pixar’s first production to feature an entirely human cast, but I think mostly what the excellence in designs boils down to is simply good artists with good taste.
And then have the fantastic designs in “Ratatouille”, also by Bird and his boys
We’ve also got the film “Up”, directed by Pete Doctor. Animated films rely on several artists for the designs of characters, set, props, ect, but it often leans towards one artist’s work. Putting other artists in charge gives “Up” a distinctive visual difference in style to Bird’s films.
You could place the blame on all these newer movies featuring mostly children characters, but I mean…..
Come on. Way to drop the ball on the chance to play with evolution in a fictional, animated setting. The issue isn’t what the tech was or wasn’t, is or isn’t capable of. This comes down to the artistic choices.

Anyway, I wish I could get more in-depth with this, but it’s difficult to find the information I need online in a timely manner, and I don’t have my books here with me.

If you’re interested in the designs/work that goes into animated films, check out the “Art Of __” books. The older ones I mean, that have actual raw concept art done for production and not just a bunch of cutsie drawings of characters b/c that’s what sells.

The difference between then and now is simply that Pixar was bought out by Disney, and is now one of Disney’s biggest money-spinners. They make superhero movies focus-grouped for boys, princess movies focus-grouped for girls, and since Pixar movies are supposed to appeal to both those genders equally you get, well, that. A neutered, generically cute art style that lends itself to big-eyed dolls with brushable hair and cute animal plush toys that make noises when you squeeze them. I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again; Disney (and by extension, Pixar) don’t make art any more. With a few scant exceptions they haven’t made art for decades. What they make is money. What they’re selling is a brand. Their last few passion projects spent years in development hell, hemorrhaging money the entire time, so what would eventually become Tangled, Frozen, and The Good Dinosaur ended up as bland and generic simply to recoup some of that enormous loss. And by being bland and generic, they ended up turning a massive profit, so you can expect that trend to continue.  A corporation that sells everything from kid-friendly cruise holidays to mickey-themed wedding packages is not going to make art. A studio that’s so creatively bankrupt that it’s now rebooting every good movie it’s ever made is not going to make art. If you want art, look to smaller studios (Laika, Reel FX), smaller, lower-budget projects (Captain Underpants), and anything that Hollywood considers ‘risky’. Expecting Disney (and Pixar) to make anything that doesn’t blandly appeal to everyone at this point is like expecting blood to come out of a stone.

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analvelocity

Nah, there’s more good content, real art coming out now than ever before, it’s just not coming out of Disney.

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starryrogue

“We have no obligation to make history. We have no obligation to make art. We have no obligation to make a statement. To make money is our only objective.”

Michael Eisner-former CEO of Disney

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

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I unironically love the character names in the Hunger Games series.

Haymitch, Peeta, Hazelle, Leevy, Maysilee, Finnick and Greasy Sae look bizarre when you first see them written down, but then if you think about how they look and/or sound it's pretty clear that they're meant to be modern names, only modern names that have changed spelling and pronounciation over time— as you would have expected them to have done so over how ever many hundreds of years it's been since our modern day.

(Remember, though The Hunger Games themselves have only been going on for 75 years, the universe they're in is canonically post-apocalyptic— the reason nobody ever mentions what's happening in the rest of the world is that everywhere except America was destroyed in a nuclear war. We're not given much of an indication how long it's been since then.)

Peeta is Peter, Haymitch is Hamish, and Hazelle is Hazel, Maysilee is Maisie— the changes in pronunciation are slight (Peeta and Peter are already virtually identical in my accent), and the spelling has changed to match.

Leevy is either a corruption of Lily, or more likely I suspect 'Livvy', a common nickname for Olivia; Finnick is probably from Finnegan (shorten in to 'Finneg' and then say it over and over very fast); Sae could be short for Sarah, or Sally or even Susan— it's not uncommon for nicknames to become real names in their own right (look at Harry or Molly as examples).

I also love the trend of having District 1 parents give their kids names relating to the luxury items their district produces— Glimmer, Marvel, Gloss, Cashmere, Velvereen (presumably a corruption of 'velveteen'), Facet— because those things are all a) objectively pretty/nice (like naming a kid 'Diamond' or 'Star' today) and presumably status symbols in their district.

Meanwhile District 3 does the same thing, but all the pronunciations are corrupted. You've got technical names to do with the manufacture of electronics— Wiress (wireless), Circ (circuit)— but you've also got what I'm pretty sure are meant to be corruptions of modern brand names— Beetee (BT), Teslee (Tesla).

To me this kind of suggests that District 3 is less conscious of this influence than District 1. Like, parents in 1 are more likely to deliberately think "I'll name my kid Glimmer, because things that glimmer are pretty" whereas 3 as a culture might have genuinely forgotten that those names used to mean something, in the same way that most of us don't think much about how the name 'Arthur' comes from the old word for 'Bear'.

And of course, then you've got the Capitol leaning hard into those ancient Roman vibes with names like Fulvia, Plutarch, Seneca, Tigris… but still using the European/American personal name+family name format, which the Romans didn't really do. Like it's very clear that this is a future society fetishising the classical era, rather than an actual resurgence of Roman culture.

It's just such a cool world-building detail. So many dystopian novels just go for modern names (and there's nothing wrong with that, especially if you're only looking a couple of hundred years into the future) but thinking about how names might have evolved over the centuries and the different naming traditions that might have developed in different areas really adds a whole new dimension to the culture of Panem.

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by will mcphail

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

No dumbass, it's funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know... living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.

This isn't a comic about men being dumb, it's a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn't and got offended by something that wasn't being said.

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cheesyradfem

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“

i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well

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moonenjoyer

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

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mxnwtch

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

I only made it halfway through.

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impastawater

She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think

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Like. Here are two things I think are both true:

  • We all need a support system to not go nuts. Isolation causes crazy in humans, and is often used as a punishment by humans because of this.
  • No particular human is required to provide needed support to any other particular human. (Okay, parents are an exception I guess—though even they can legitimately excuse themselves in some limited ways, like “giving the baby up for adoption” and teh such, where they perform actions at the very least designed to ensure someone else picks up the dangling moral/social duty.)

This unfortunately makes things hard for people who don’t start off with a good group of social connections. Or for people whose mannerisms are offputting to a lot of people. I guess we coudl call that unfair.

But we can’t call it WRONG if we also want to say (as I do) that every human has the right to choose their social circle and assert boundaries.

Because if everyone has that right, then it may be SAD that Alice doesn’t support Billy just when Billy is so lonely he wants to die, but it *doesn’t actually* obligate Alice.

It’s like the violinist argument for abortion. Sure it would be GOOD to give your kidney to the dying violinist and we’d PRAISE YOU as selfless if you did! But it does not obligate you.

The one it obligates is actually Billy, whose choices (vastly oversimplified, anyway) are “go find a support system” or “die.”

It’s sad that Billy is thus obligated when he feels so shitty to begin with, but he stilL IS.

otherwise we don’t actually care about consent, we just mean “oh, you can refuse to support Billy if he’s NEUROTYPICAL, but not if he isn’t.”

Which is fuckery masquerading as disability rights.

This problem is why I am so aggressively bothered by suggestions that community mutual aid can be a substitute for large-scale government anything.

Its lovely when communities can support their members, and I really believe it should be the first line of support when possible, but that assumes that everyone firstly, has a functional community and secondly, that everyone’s community has resources commensurate to their needs, which frankly, is barely realistic for healthy, neurotypical extroverts over the age of 60, let alone actual disability.

YEP.

And like… my neurotype, or maybe just my personality, makes me intensely unwilling to have people… involved? I guess is the word? in my business. I genuinely LOVE that city atomisation people worry so much about. I like being able to control to what degree I interact with other people and to what degree they know me and each other. Privacy matters to me enough that I find it nightmarish living in a small community. I’ve actually become more isolated since moving to a lovely connected small village because I straight up cannot deal with the fact that everyone here has a maximum of 3 degrees separation from my husband and nobody has any damn respect for privacy here.

This village DOES rely on mutual aid for a lot because we don’t have stuff like public transport, home care services, a mechanic, etc, etc. Which basically means, when my tooth broke, I had to sit in a car with a near stranger vaguely related to my husband for half an hour making small talk to get to the dentist in the next town. It also means that I can’t get home care in the form of a cleaning service, because I am (visibly) not disabled and I don’t want to have to give the whole town my medical information to persuade getting someone in to clean. Hell, I can’t even just fucking hire a cleaner without it becoming a town conversation topic.

What I actually want is a robust social system provided by the government. If my husband’s grandpa would rather have his family do what he needs doing, fine. If my husband wants his mate to drive him if the car is fucked, fine. But I should be allowed the option of engaging the services of a paid professional with a confidentiality clause or get a bus by myself.

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kactusnz

This problem is why I am so aggressively bothered by suggestions that community mutual aid can be a substitute for large-scale government anything. Its lovely when communities can support their members …  but that assumes that … everyone’s community has resources commensurate to their needs… I should be allowed the option of engaging the services of a paid professional with a confidentiality clause or get a bus by myself.

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not-a-tardis

Care Work by Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha talks quite a bit about this.

And conflicting access needs are a thing! In most cases, having a variety of accessibility aids available to *everyone* regardless of the size and specific makeup of their support network is the only way to actually have equitable access. Mutual aid is great in the context of autonomy, but when no one has any spoons to give, it’s pretty important to have access to help that’s coming from a person who’s getting paid for it and isn’t completely burnt out because they work a reasonable 40 hours a week.

Yep. One of the mental health issues I have is: Good people don’t get angry. One of the mental health SOLUTIONS I have is: I am angry. I (well, my insurance company, and in a sane country, my government) will pay you $foo TO CONDUCT AN ENTIRE 45 MINUTE CONVERSATION IN THIS TONE OF VOICE and not feel bad, because you told me you’d put up with me being weird for money.

YEP!

And also, in my experience, the mere fact of community interconnectedness, makes communities vulnerable.

This is my repeated experience with community support in a crisis:

I’m part of a good and loving community or social group, which under normal circumstances has plenty of any resource you care to name and can take good care of all its members.

Then something happens. Every one is affected to varying degrees. When my Grandad died, obviously my Grandma and Mom were more affected than my Dad, but we were all impacted. So no one was running at full battery power so to speak. Unfortunately this creates a scenario where we all need more care than usual, while having less capacity to help anyone. So you triage. Which means if you’re a bit removed from the crisis but still affected… you get nothing, not because you’re being abandoned, or discriminated against, or anything like that, but because there’s just nothing left. When isn’t enough care/time/money/energy to go around you’re basically left choosing if its worse to kinda sorta fail everyone, or support a few central people who are really in crisis, and sort of hope everyone else has something to fall back on.

You can’t reasonably add community members in this situation, because no one has the energy, and if they do… like… “i need help! I can’t reciprocate on any sort of short timescale but I just desperately need help” is not grounds for a healthy relationship.

The only thing that I’ve ever seen fix this is an infusion of paid labour from outside.

community may help people thrive. to ensure people survive, what you want is infrastructure.

i’m sure i don’t need to trot out the point about how, if you’re dependent for support on your local village of fewer than 150 closely related people, and you happen to deviate in any of myriad aspects of nature, temperament, preferences, interests, etc from the social norms the fate lotto happened to land that particular community with (regardless of whether said norms are just or healthful or even work at all for most of the actual people in the community, much less for all of them; contra evobio trad essentialist instincts, the fact that a normative status quo exists is not prima facie proof that it is good. terrible community norms exist!) then you are at mighty high risk to find yourself shit out of luck when the time comes that you actually need help. you know what’s good to have in that situation? infrastructure. governance. nice, impersonal, public goods and services that aren’t allowed to say no to you for no reason other than that they just don’t like you.

being average, popular, and conformant to every arbitrary expectation of the nearest few dozen people should not be a prerequisite for receiving support in crisis.

or, crisis schmisis, for being able to physically get to the goddamn dentist. because the idea that functional adulthood is defined in part by the ability to purchase, maintain, and competently navigate your very own personal several-thousand-pound internal-combustion-powered climate-fucking killing machine is an example of an actually-terrible norm. (i am aware that, in many of the communities we actually have, people both like and need their cars; do not @ me. my entire point is that what exists, is normative, and feels natural isn’t necessarily optimal. under better norms, car ownership and driving would be options, not routine universal necessities.)

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Carla always wanted an “Addams Family House,” and when this 1874 Victorian  came on the market, she was discouraged to see that it was on “Millionaire’s Row,” in Danville, Virginia, but then she realized that a million was a lot less back then, so she and her husband were able to buy it.

This began a 15 yr., & counting, marathon restoration project. Carla didn’t want to keep the white paint on the outside and was eager to see what was underneath.

This was the front parlor in the 1880′s.

This is how they found it.

Carla cleaning it up- she said she doesn’t know what made her think she could take on a project this big.

The parlor under construction.

The elegant finished product.

This was the music room before.

The music room after.

The previous owners had remodeled the kitchen, but Carla wasn’t having it.

So, the kitchen was completely taken down to the studs.

And, look at how incredible it is, now. 

The fridge and freezer were hidden in this exquisite cabinet. 

The finished exterior. Magnificent. You can follow the project by clicking on the link below.

I feel like I should tag @carolinecrane, although I know it’s not maybe your style, but the remodel is something else!

@marzipanandminutiae this is the appropriate thing to do with old houses

yesssss

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Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood surely is ironic.

oh the beautiful irony.

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crazeace

In fact this show should be called FullIrony Alchemist.

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uhuraisgay

ok look i love this post but i have 2 big problems with it. one is that mustang isn’t a womanizer – he has the persona of a womanizer, in order to get ahead at his job but keep a low profile while he does it, but other people have written meta about that and done a better job than me so i’m not gonna get into that. what i DO wanna get into is greed’s death, because a lot of people seem to misread his death (just like this.)

yes, his death was partially because he was absorbed for his philosopher’s stone. but i think people miss out on the rest of it: he sacrificed himself. his last action wasn’t greed, it was selflessness.

at the very end, ling was the one holding him in. greed wasn’t fighting back; he was willing to be absorbed, because he had a plan to weaken father. he knew this plan would likely kill him. ling didn’t know about the plan, so ling was trying to hold onto him, and greed lied to him in order to get him to let go. then he shouted out “now, lan fan!” and lan fan chopped father’s arm off, separating greed and ling forever. this implies that they planned this before hand, maybe as a last resort, but it was planned. greed was going to sacrifice himself so that ling (and his other new friends) would be safe. 

i think there is certainly irony in greed’s death, but it comes from the fact that he willingly allowed it. his act of selflessness was what led to his death, not the greed of another person.

the element of irony in Lust’s death is complicated by a few factors, i think, including firstly that she died first before the pattern was set up, but more importantly that her relationship to her name-sin was different from those of the other homunculi.

unlike her brothers, there’s no evidence she’s herself particularly susceptible to the impulse she’s named for. which can in Doylistic terms be largely attributed to Arakawa following an existing sexist set of types for depicting the Seven Deadly Sins, but in-setting we can take as indicating that acquiring a human body did not make Flask Homunculus particularly horny, or at least not particularly inclined to aim that at anyone. (ace villain mood possibly lmao.)

instead the self-element he expelled for the concept of Lust seems to revolve mainly around the capacity to be sexually wanted and objectified by others.

when Lust dies, it’s directly because of the casual murder attempt she made on someone she’d weaponized her desirability against, in the attempt to manipulate his feelings for information. it’s because she stabbed her disposable fake boyfriend.

she doesn’t die because of what she is, or because she went up against Roy Mustang, or because she underestimated humans, or because of her father’s plans, or anything like that.

Lust dies because she does not respect the way people care about each other, doesn’t understand it, regards human relationships in zero-sum terms and affection as something to exploit.

Lust dies because while she didn’t love Havoc, not in the most infinitesimal degree, somebody did.

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So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

How did no one mention that FRED SAVAGE HAS REPRISED HIS CHARACTER AS THE SICK KID

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They’re having a very serious conversation about Cody’s behaviour (being mean to uncle Ben)

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maulusque

oohhhh brain juice strong today

here’s the plot bunny that just jumped out at me:

-Cody is a purge trooper, serving under Darth Vader

-Vader somehow gets ahold of baby Luke, and assigns Cody to Luke personally, with orders to protect Luke at any cost.

-Cody is a good soldier

-Cody follows orders

-Cody decides that Luke’s current situation is, in fact, not safe. Partially because the Emperor clearly intends to train Luke as an apprentice and Cody can see what that did to the last guy (there is no way Cody doesn’t know who Vader is), partially because children need things like “friends” and “positive role models” and “houseplants”, partially because of Vader himself (Cody’s like “wow this possessive obsessive murderous asshole’s gonna give this kid so many daddy issues”)

-Cody yeets himself and Luke the hell out of there

-Cody proceeds to find the safest, most supportive, most house-plant-y place he can to raise Luke, because Cody takes his orders seriously

-Cody gets really offended whenever anyone suggests that he deserted or is on the run from the Empire, because he’s a LOYAL SOLDIER who’s just FOLLOWING ORDERS

-When Luke joins the Rebellion, Cody does too, because he’s still gotta protect Luke

-he insists that he is still a loyal soldier of the Empire, and for all intents and purposes, he is, he’s just, on special assignment.

-When Rebellion leaders express concern about the Purge Trooper actively professing loyalty to Vader and Palpatine, Luke’s like “oh lmao don’t worry Dad’s just like that”

-Rex is so confused and pissed off

-but also happy

-Above Yavin IV, Cody manages to steal a TIE fighter and hovers aggressively behind Luke, shooting the shit out of anyone who comes near him

-Luke is on Bespin. Vader is on Bespin. Vader is dueling Luke and taunting him about the Dark Side. Vader is about to disarm (and dis-hand) Luke. Vader gets fucking tackled by a purge trooper, out of fucking nowhere. Cody just. fucking YEETS himself on top of him, punches him a couple of times, then grabs Luke and books it.

-Vader is so confused

- “was that fucking CODY”

-he thinks Cody’s betrayed him

-he starts trying all the old secret communication channels that imperial spec ops has

-he gets ahold of Cody

-Cody is more than happy to give him a mission update, and is confused and offended when Vader accuses him of treason

- “I’m following orders sir you said to protect him and that’s what I’m doing”

- “you STOLE my SON”

- “I removed him from an unsafe situation and cut contact with individuals likely to have a negative impact on his emotional wellbeing”

- Vader has zero chance of winning this argument, Cody has an entire library of parenting books and child psych texts to throw at him

-anyway fast-forwarding to the Battle of Endor

-Luke and Vader face off again with Palpatine being an evil cackling shit in the background

-Luke has decided that since Cody is “dad” Vader can be “father”

-Luke getting zapped by Palpatine, “Father please, help me”

-Vader having an existential crisis

-out of fucking nowhere, Cody just full-body tackles Palpatine and yeets him into the reactor shaft

-Vader: “…I was gonna do that”

-Cody: “glad to hear it, sir. Keep it up and I might consider weekend visitation rights”

-also it is very important to me that Cody has been wearing his Purge Trooper armor this entire time. The whole 18 years or so of raising Luke on the run, Cody got up every morning and put on his Purge Trooper armor, because he is an on-duty soldier of the Empire and just because he’s on special assignment doesn’t mean he’s gonna skip out on his uniform

“ He warmed up some blue milk for me- you want some?” - AM LIVING FOR THIS TAKE, THANK YOU @maulusque

LMAOOO THIS AMAZING. Never knew I needed this. XD

This part SENT ME.😂😂

i LOVE THE NEW ART and also i feel it is very important to add:

-Cody’s black armor is not Vader’s fault. It’s Cody’s. The Empire was majorly shaking up the army’s aesthetic and Cody is always a man On Top of fashion trends, and he saw Vader’s armor and went “pffft i could wear that better”

-when Vader said “protect Luke at any cost” Cody interpreted that literally and persuaded Vader to set up an untraceable bank account with a truly absurd amount of money in it. After Cody absconds with Luke Vader can see money coming out of the account but he has no way to figure out what Cody’s buying or where he’s buying it and it pisses him off so much

-Obi-Wan is still alive in this timeline. he’s been trying to track Luke down but because Cody is Very Good at his Job he doesn’t find him until after Endor

-actually i think it would be very funny if Obi-Wan showed up literally right after Endor, while they’re all having their celebration. Vader is there. Cody is hovering menacingly right behind Luke, who is trying to get his Dad and his Father to get along (Cody is confused because as far as he knows, he and his commanding officer are on perfectly cordial terms)

-Cody’s like “oh HEY obiwan” and immediately tries to kill him because technically speaking no one ever revoked order 66

-Luke still finds out that Vader is his father via Dramatic Reveal on Bespin. he’s upset that Cody didn’t tell him. Cody didn’t tell him because clones don’t have fathers so it literally never occurred to him that it might be relevant

-Cody absolutely follows Luke to Jedi Swamp Camp on Dagobah. 

-Of course, he immediately tries to kill Yoda. Luke’s entire jedi training takes place on the move, as he and Yoda are fleeing through the swamp while being stalked by an Imperial Purge Trooper

-Luke still texts w/ his dad every night tho, to let him know he’s okay and having fun at Jedi Swamp Camp

-Cody’s like “okay honey don’t forget to eat ur snacks also you should be more careful about breaking vegetation i know exactly which direction you’re heading XOXO”

-Han Solo legitimately bails on the Rebellion because Cody gave him the Galaxy’s Most Intimidating Shovel Talk

-it only lasted about 5 minutes tho because Cody hauled him back because Luke would be sad if he left

-Luke finds out Leia is his sister. Cody finds out he has another kid to take care of. (Cody is fully capable of interpreting “protect my son” as “protect my offspring of indeterminate gender” because clones only ever had a vague understanding of gender anyway)

-Luke doesn’t inherit his father’s lightsaber from Obi-Wan. Instead, Cody hands him a lightsaber that he just happened to have lying around and told him “this belonged to some dipshit who couldn’t stop dropping it. I’ve added a wrist strap for you.”

-in this au, Luke’s fighting style involves a lot more bodily contact, because of reasons

-Leia asks Cody about her biological parents, since Cody knew them before the empire

-Cody: “your father was a dramatic idiot. Your mother was a dramatic idiot, but more compact.”

-during Luke’s childhood, Cody was absolutely that overly involved PTA parent who bullied everyone into making cookies for the school bake sale

-he was also the parent who organized playdates and volunteered to chaperone all the field trips

-Luke’s first teacher deserves a fucking medal because during the first parent-teacher conference of the year a fucking Purge Trooper shows up and sits down and starts asking questions like “is Luke getting adequate social support in your classroom” and “what changes should we make at home to support Luke’s education” with a very serious face.

-Cody has difficulty helping Luke with his homework because it’s not like they ever taught clones things like history or writing or literary analysis

-Cody is NOT afraid to request a meeting with the teacher to go over the subject material so he understands it well enough to help Luke

WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS:

-Return of the Jedi, Act 1. Scene: Sarlacc Pit. Cody’s mostly sitting back because he and Luke came up with the “backflip off a diving board over certain death while R2 yeets you your lightsaber” plan and he’s very confident in it

-however

-Boba Fett comes zooming in to do some fuck shit

-and immediately gets tackled by Cody, who just throws him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and hauls him away going “idiot little brothers need to quit touching my shit”

-Boba is immediately overtaken by childhood instincts and goes “i am OLDER THAN YOU” before he even realizes who’s carrying him

-Cody kidnaps invites him over later so Luke can meet one of his (many, many) uncles. it is horrifically awkward.

I’m sorry everyone here’s another:

-Luke’s preschool teacher: “and uhh how old are you, Mr. Trooper?”

-Cody, an Imperial Purge Trooper, very seriously: “sixteen”

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La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

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erinthebrave

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

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toadstoolpal

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

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skzloona

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

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doctorguilty

One of the desserts is just an almond joy bar

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bogleech

$17 for likely under $5 worth of things in a bowl and they still ask for an extra $2 if you want some avocado in it

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Uncles’ Tea

Two Uncles meet regarding one nephew. Things go about as well as one could reasonable expect.

A tiny ficlet thing I made based on the AMAZING ATLA fic Salvage by @muffinlance 

Iroh smiled as Zuko ran off towards the hull of the ship as a man called for someone to help with the rigging. He was too far to hear what the man said, but whatever it was made his nephew bristle, but the Water Tribe Warrior didn’t flinch, despite the angry firebender standing feet away from his heavily scarred arm and shoulder. Instead, he simply ruffled Zuko’s dark hair, though not hard enough to pull a single strand out of the wolftail holding his hair back, or the braids with beads that were making the prince appear more of water than fire. The hair suited him, much better than his phoenix tail ever had.

The casual affection of the water tribe crewmen and doting dog suited him even more. The man’s smile settled into an expression of peace as he watched his nephew expertly pull, tie, and coil ropes, pausing only to pet the isopup that nuzzled at his legs. These men had managed to reawaken a Zuko he’d feared that Ozai had buried too deeply to rise again. While a part of him would always wish that he had been the one to successfully bring his nephew down this path, he was too proud that he’d found his way to let it bother him.

Much.

“Ah,” A voice said and Iroh turned to see an elderly man coming up beside him. The water tribesman had a soft smile on his face, and both blue and red beads in his hair. “You must be my nephew’s other uncle.”

Iroh blinked. Paused. Followed the man’s eyeline to where Zuko was lightly bickering with a pair of boys a few years older than him as he continued to knot the ropes holding the sails. Suddenly, the retired general found himself feeling much less charitable. “What was that, friend?” He asked, grinning a grin that showed the teeth of a dragon. “I’m afraid I didn’t hear, I was watching my nephew. He has become quite good with water tribe sailing methods.”

Kustaa smiled back, though his eyes had sharpened. “Yes, my nephew is an excellent student. He has learned much about our way of life, and learned it quickly, especially about healing. I am lucky that the second best apprentice I’d ever had was my nephew as well.”

Iroh ignored the ‘second best’ comment, and the way the man’s lips quirked when he said it, as though there was a joke that the old prince did not understand. He kept his voice level and calm, steel below the surface, hidden under a layer of peace. He didn’t think this healer would miss it. “Yes. He has already told me much about your people. He was especially proud to tell me about his beads, and how important they are. He told me that they indicate very close bonds for family and friends. I notice…” He brought more steel to the surface. “That he doesn’t have one of yours.”

Kustaa was suddenly very sure that all of his falling practice had really been in preparation for this exact moment. He turned his face so that the red bead was facing the Fire Nation Prince. “I notice that you don’t have one of his.”

“Uncle!” Zuko suddenly shouted, and both men turned to the boy as he ran to them.

“Yes?” They asked simultaneously, before shooting identical glares.

Zuko scowled, response automatic. “You aren’t my uncle!” He shouted immediately, automatically. He always yelled that. It didn’t- it didn’t mean anything. That didn’t stop Iroh from smirking at his uncle opponent superiorly. Kustaa didn’t even glance Iroh’s way, instead pretending to be wounded.

“Ooh, I see how it is. Your other uncle comes and suddenly I’m kicked to the curb, and after you killed your cousin as well. Will you leave me with no one?”

“Wait- I mean, I didn’t- STOP THAT!” Zuko shouted, but Kustaa simply smiled at his nephew, touching his red bead in a subtle gesture that he knew would reassure the youngster.

Zuko rolled his eyes, and Iroh cut into the conversation. “Prince Zuko, I believe you called for me.” He glanced at Kustaa at the last word. Zuko paused, reading the room for the first time. When had he learned to do that?

“Um, I just wanted to ask if you still like roast duck. I- uh, I don’t think I have all the ingredients for it, but I think I can make a good Duck soup. I have the recipe for one at least.”

“That sounds wonderful, nephew. You cook now?”

The boy smiled softly, flushing. “Yeah, they kept making me heat their food and someone only let me work half the day, so I got bored.”

Iroh laughed. “I am surprised they got you to stop working. I admit, that is not something I’d ever achieved.” Zuko blushed. “Come, you can tell me all about what you have learned over some tea.”

“That sounds wonderful.” Kustaa inserted himself. “I will make some of my cloudberry. I know how much you enjoy it, nephew.”

“Ah,” Iroh cut in, any veil gone. “But I brought Jasmine. It is Prince Zuko’s favorite.”

“Is it now.”

“Yes. Ever since he was a child.”

Zuko’s eyes darted between the two, taking cautious steps back. “Um, actually I think Toklo wanted my help with laundry.”

“But Nephew,” Kustaa said, eyes never leaving his uncle opponent. “We were going to have tea.”

“Yes.” Iroh replied, also not looking away. “Some nice calming tea sounds lovely right now.”

“I don’t want any tea Uncle.” Zuko shouted. He considered the side of the ship and briefly considered quickly exiting the conversation before remembering his recent talk with Hakoda. Instead, he inched around the two glaring uncles. “Oh look, uh Seabreeze’s wing is looking weird again.”

Iroh and Kustaa’s eyes remained locked on one another. A challenge. A battle. Two Uncles. One nephew. After a moment however, a wicked smirk ghosted Kustaa’s face. “I propose a truce. Uncles’ do not need to fight one another. Not when there is a father to gang up against.”

Iroh’s brows rose and he looked pointedly at the warriors training and the waterbender helping steer the ship towards the Avatar. “I believe we are already doing that.”

Kusta ‘tsked’ dismissively. “Zuko’s real father. Come, let’s have that tea. I can tell you where our nephew ended up the first time Hakoda took him shopping.”

Iroh considered this for a moment. He looked to his nephew, dressed in blue clothing but walking more relaxed than he had in years, even as he struggled to avoid a dozen crewmate hands reaching to pet his hair. “I have always wanted to try cloudberry when brewed by a master. I’m sure the Earth Kingdom counterparts don’t do it justice.” 

Hakoda, standing just close enough to overhear and supervise suddenly considered climbing the mast.

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