First of all, ehhhhh

rip han

#this is our friend han he’s amazing and he DROVE us here (x)

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

Han goes from “I don’t care about anyone but myself and maybe Chewie” to absolutely desperate to pull Luke out of the garbage water and then once the walls start closing in and they’re doomed his first instinct is to manhandle Leia onto the safest spot he can find

he goes from refusing to help save the princess to charging headlong into blasterfire and a squad of stormtroopers to give the other two a chance to get back to the ship

all in the space of like thirty minutes

and then he’s right back to “I’m in it for the money” but uhhh Han none of them are going to believe that anymore now

din never really gets the whole appeal of han [ID IN NEXT REBLOG]

[ID: A four panel comic of Din Djarin and Han Solo from Star Wars. The colors are warm & brown. They’re in some sort of scrap yard.

P1: Din has his arms crossed, somehow looking at Han with disbelief even though he’s in his full armor. He’s asking “You’re telling me that Luke… has a thing… for you,”

P2: Han is casually leaning against some sort of ladder. He’s gesturing with one hand, too cool for school, as he responds: “Hey, look, it’s water under the bridge; a long time ago, ya know? No need to be jealous, Bucket Head”

P3: A smaller panel, just on Din’s head as he corrects “Oh, I’m not jealous, I’m surprised. He’s just so out of your league.”

P4: A smaller panel, focused on an annoyed looking Han pouting, as Din says off screen, “Lando, I get. That’s an even match, but you? Luke’s a solid 10. You’re what? Maybe a 6 on a good day,”

There’s a bonus panel, much simpler with no background. From over Din’s shoulder, we see him gesture to Luke and Leia with two fingers as he asks, “You’re saying both of you saw him… and said… yeah that’s the guy…” Luke responds, gesturing one finger “Okay, historically, our family has not been known for making great decisions. (Uh, obviously not including you, Hon).” Leia adds on, her hands in mid gesture, “In my defense, it is not my fault he’s the love of my life.” /END ID]

I think it would be so funny if season 3 had Din ask Boba to pick up Grogu from Jedi School, completely oblivious to his history with Jedi and Luke specifically. and for Boba to just be like “got it” bc internally he’s just oh this will be hilarious

Anyway Boba pulls up to the Jedi Preschool in the Slave I and is greeted with Luke, Han, Chewbacca and like 50 New Republic Officers all pointing their weapons at him. Boba just blandly states “i’m here for the kid.” and right when Han shrieks “LIKE HELL YOU’RE GONNA KIDNAP—” Grogu waddles up gurgling happily and jumping with his uppy arms for Uncle Boba to pick him up. 

Luke and Han are just standing there sweating bullets and Boba just lets the tension and awkwardness in the air thicken as he picks up Grogu and just nods with a final “see you around” and leaves. 

Boba: *turns around to get back on the ship, immediately flips the whole bunch the bird behind his back*

The thing is, if they ever explain that they have beef because they‘be fought before, Din wouldn’t even get it.

He’d be like “yeah, that’s how I meet most of my friends.”

Han: he froze me in carbonite and tried to KILL ME??

Din: that’s the traditional Mandalorian friendship greeting you uncultured swine. RUDE.

Boba trying not to laugh: yeah Solo, rude. 

Din: It’s funny, not too long ago I met up with this other guy I froze in carbonite. We blew up an imperial base together, so I guess you can say we’re friends now.

Leia: Why were you blowing up an imperial base?

Din: Just, you know, as a favor to a friend. Got free ship repairs out of it.

I need these people to meet and go have tense but hilarious adventures together. Han and Boba end up being at least mutual respecting of each other, Leia kind of adores Din and is like *fist bump* with Boba, and Luke is just sort of awkwardly juggling babies all over the place.

Don’t be so distracted by young Harrison Ford that you fail to appreciate Mark Hamill’s face in the last gif.

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

Dinluke au where Luke is like super famous and Din is a clueless single dad who bumps into him one day at the supermarket when Grogu scampers away to Cause Havoc. Luke scoops him up to stop him climbing shelves to get froggy snacks and hands him back to Din with a smile and Din is like “oh…are you a teacher? You’re good with kids! Thank you. Grogu say thank you to the nice man. Have a good day” and Grogu wiggles his ears and does a little baby wave and stares into Luke’s soul with his big baby eyes from over his dad’s shoulder.

Luke stands in the cereal isle for fifteen minutes processing and ends up having a morosexual breakdown at his (princess and activist) sister’s house because this hot guy didn’t recognize him from the Chanel boots and poncho or at least three of the international crisis their family has been the centre of over the past few years and his kid is adorable so what is he supposed to do?

They run into each other again, and somehow Din comes away with the assumption that Luke is just a normal teacher and hires him to be Grogu’s tutor. Leia tells him that he shouldn’t take the job, it’s way below his pay grade and it’s not like he needs the money, but Luke does anyway, of course. 

They get closer over time, and Din even meets Leia without connecting the dots. Din never even thought to look up his kinda sorta boyfriend on google. 

The dam breaks when Din meets Han for the first time and goes, “Are you Han Solo? You made the Kessel run in 12 minutes!” and Luke just loses his fucking mind

Han’s knees buckle with how hard he laughs as Luke just gapes at this man who knows Bobba-fucking-Fett as well as a number of rather frightening people (possibly including the Mand’alor Luke isn’t really sure but some of said scary friends have made pointed comments about friends in high places) but not know his family who makes causing global incidents a bonding exercise.

Leia also thinks it’s hilarious that this quiet guy who has her brother turn to mush in the palm of his hand doesn’t know she’s literally a princess but knows about her husband’s Kessel Run time asks her to pass the pepper and to text him what time they could have play dates because Grogu doesn’t have many friends the same age, what with his being new in town and only knowing his terrifying friends. She can’t wait to chat over coffee about teething and not politics

Din met Bobs when his car broke down and Boba offered him a ride. Now Boba is Din’s good friend whose pretty much always on call for babysitting so one time Din texts Luke like “something came up last minute so I won’t be at home for Grogu’s lesson today but the babysitter is there just a heads up” and Luke shows up to find the international bounty hunter whose almost killed his brother in law like three times paint color blocks with Grogu

Perfectly cut screams.

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

UNMUTE THIS

sCuM?!

I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Han’s first reaction is not to attack, or to protect Leia, but to hold her back, clearly assuming that she’s just going to fling herself into the middle of a dozen armored Stormtroopers and start trying to kill them with her bare hands.

He knows her so well.

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

Chewie, who knew Yoda in person but found it too funny to correct Han at any point of those like 6 years, and is now watching this unfold:

star wars || timelines

Leia's lightsaber is made from Alderaani iron, which came from a sculpture Han and Chewie definitely didn’t steal from the private collection of an Imperial Moff.

“Come on, fellas,” said Han in their third round of Sabaac. “One last heist.”

“It’s not going to be the last heist.” Luke drew another card and stared blankly at his hand. The kid had a hell of a poker face, even if he was a wet blanket. He hadn’t, Han noticed, said no.

Lando leaned back in his seat. “I already have a wedding gift for Leia. And I have responsibilities; I can’t go halfway across the galaxy to harass some ex-Imperial.”

“We’re not gonna be harassing him; we’re gonna steal from him. It’s just sitting in his vacation house collecting dust, and we can be in and out before he even knows we were there.” Han threw his hands wide, still careful to keep his cards hidden. “Like old times.”

“Raise.” Lando tossed more chips on the pile. “You do remember the last time we tried to steal something, we all very nearly ended up on the wrong side of a sarlaac.”

Chewie laughed. Han glared at him and tossed his own chips onto the pile. Leaning forward, he propped his elbows on the table. “That’s cause you didn’t have me.”

Luke raised his eyebrows and shook his head, still staring at his cards. “It’s not a good idea.”

An alarm blared from the manor, red lights flashing and shouting going up from distant parts of the house.

Lando sprinted down the hall as fast as his legs would carry him. “I thought you said he wasn’t home!”

Han sprinted behind him, the hideous statue swinging wildly in the bag on his shoulder. “He wasn’t supposed to be!”

“Stupid—“ Lando flicked out his comlink and shouted, “LUKE! Pick us up.”

Static cracked over the line. “What happen—“

“We’re heading for the front lawn. Hurry!”

“All right, all right, I’m coming.”

Floodlights flicked on, bathing the ornate halls in blinding light. “Halt!”

“Not a chance in hell,” Han shouted and scrambled around a corner, he and Lando heading for the front of the house.

“You said this was going to be a simple job!”

“It was! Chew— Chewie, turn off the lights!” Han shouted into his own comlink. “Turn off the lights—“

A reproachful roar came over the comm, the Wookie probably also plotting his way out of the control room where he’d headed to disarm the security on the art collection. But the lights flicked off a moment later, and the men sprinted on in darkness. The alarm still blared

The statue was hideous. It didn’t look Alderaani in style—too sharp. Almost imperial. Maybe an artist from another planet had just like the medium. Lando figured if the Moff’s taste in art was that bad, he deserved to be robbed.

They crashed through the glass doors onto the balcony, and Chewie ran up behind them, bow caster in hand. The Wookie bellowed at Han, and Han pointed at him. “Me? You were supposed to turn off the security system!”

Chewie roared.

“Well I didn’t know about the pressure plate. You were the one in the control room!”

Lando shouted back at them. “This isn’t helpful right now—“

A blaster shot rang out, whizzing past them into the night, and the men threw themselves against the walls for shelter.

“Luke!” Lando shouted into his comlink.

“Here.” And the Falcon twisted over the house in a terrifyingly close barrel roll, coming topside up under the balcony with the top access hatch open. “Let’s get out of here.”

Han tossed the statue to Lando. “I’ll cover you! Tell him to be careful with my ship! He almost took the paint off.”

While Han laid down cover fire, Lando threw himself off the balcony to the Falcon and dropped down inside. Han and Chewie followed a moment later, and the three of them ran to the cockpit while the ship screamed away from the house.

“That was some kind of crazy stunt,” Lando clapped Luke on the shoulder. “Don’t do that again.”

“Yeah, she’s not an X-wing, kid,” said Han.

“Then maybe you should have flown, and I could have gone in.”

“That’s cute, but this was my job. Now get out of my seat and get on those guns. Make sure we’re not taking anybody else home.”

Luke bounded to his feet and shouted to Lando as he ran backwards out of the cockpit. “You got it?”

“Sure did!”

Luke raised both fists in the air and disappeared into the ship. Lando dropped into the seat behind Han’s while the Corellian and Chewie took over the ship. Lando took the statue out of the bag and weighed the iron twisted into sharp curves. “I’m getting too old for this, Solo.”

“I hear ya.” Han flipped a few switches, and he and Luke began shouting over the comms. Then Han ripped off his headphones and sprinted into the ship. “Lando, take over. Kid’s gonna be the death of me. And call Leia! We’re gonna be late for dinner.”

it’s depresso season and stars war is my comfort movie

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

I can picture his reaction now…

No, but this is:

Oh heck

George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.

I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.

It's nearly 3am and I just had the most worldshaking epiphany: Anakin Skywalker is only nine years older than Han Solo. This is important for several reasons (one of which is "oh my god Anakin is a BABY when he has kids") but the most important is that obviously now there has to be an AU where Anakin was never Vader and instead he just peaced out of the Jedi order and became like a bounty hunter or something but my money is on smuggler bc pilot, and also because where I'm heading with this is an AU where Han and Anakin are, like, familiar with each other before Han ever gets involved w Luke and Leia and the rebellion. Like, they're acquaintances. Frenemies. Business associates, idk.

Will add more later

tfw you meet your fiancee's dad and 1. you've swindled him multiple times, 2. you've made out with him even more than that

Anakin calls obi wan to be like "so you know that absolute himbo i used to do crime with every so often and also make out sometimes? He's dating my daughter now" and obi wan is like "from the bottom of my heart, you deserve this and I'm thrilled it's happening"

Finn kisses

cant forget kylo