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First of all, ehhhhh

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belldomar
A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

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darthfar

What with lockdowns and movement restrictions and social distancing and all, I thought what the hey, I’ll do Socially Distanced Star Wars for this year’s May the 4th. XD I initially had a few more planned, only there’s only so much I’m capable of cranking out in so little time, hah. … I dunno, there’s a chance (a slim one, mind) that I’ll get around to those… at some point…

[At least my sense of humour is intact?]

May the 4th be with you all! And Stay Home, Stay Safe etc.

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Medical, Cloth, and DIY Mask Tips

Hey folks, guess we’re doing another little masterpost! This one is for mask tips and tricks.

We’ll update as we run into things or as readers share them, so pop on back to the original post to see what’s new :)

Updated with some more DIY instructions, a couple new no-sew options, and research on what materials are best!

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Do you and/or your followers have any suggestions for protecting my Deaf/HoH clients who rely on lipreading, when I have to take my mask off to communicate with them? We're trying to follow social distancing rules, but this is not always feasible due to the physical setup of my workplace, and I don't want my deaf clients to be in even greater danger than the general population from needing to bring their cats to the vet.

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ClearMask is currently accepting pre-orders for a clear, supposedly nonfogging mask. Priorities are being given to medical persons, but I think vet work might be covered in that.

I heard about them from one of my other HoH friends who works in healthcare. It wouldn’t be an immediate solution, but it might be something your work can order in?

Otherwise, I’m not sure. Visual text would be the obvious answer but I’m not sure how you’d implement that. 

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neil-gaiman

This is the best article I’ve run across so far about contamination, groceries, masks etc. It’s by someone with the credentials to have written it, it is really straightforward, and clarified so much for me.  I’m passing it on because you may need to read it too.

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Criminal minds reboot in 20 years:

(CW: covid-19, pseudo-psychology a la the show which actually has nothing to do with how people's brains actually work, serial killing mention)

Reid: Wait, hotch, look at this. You know how the victims hands and the area around their mouths we incredibly clean compared to the rest of the bodies? What does the area of clean skin around the mouth look like to you?

Hotch: A mask, Reid, but we already knew that.

Reid (gaining speed): Yes, but more specifically, a surgical mask. A bandanna or just a random cloth would have had a more irregular outline, more dirt would have gotten in around the sides-- combine that with the cotton fibers we found in the first victims hair, and the thread under her fingernails... hotch, I think the unsub is using a homemade tshirt mask

CUT TO REST OF THE TEAM

Reid: Guys, I think we profiled this all wrong. The unsub isn't trying to use forensic countermeasures or protect herself from the victims, i think she's trying to protect the victims themselves

JJ: Her?

Hotch: Yes her. Reid realized that the silhouette of the mask, combined with the cotton fibers and thread from the first victim, reveal the the unsub was using homemade tshirt masks

Rossi (realizing): The 2020 coronavirus outbreak

Prentiss (leaning forward, realizing): And it was primarily women making masks for families. Add that to the level of protective care she displays for the victims, and the unsub profiles as a woman.

Morgan: she probably lost someone during the outbreak. Maybe she feels guilty, maybe she brought the virus home, or thinks she did, and now she is trying to save that person over and over again.

Random head cop guy: do you know how many people aged 20-30 lost someone during that outbreak?

Rossi: wait a minute, I think we have this all wrong. We profiled that the unsub is around 40 because of the age of the victims, but if she is recreating an event from 20 years ago when she was in college, she would be attacking young adults. But who would have been particularly affected by the death of a 40 year old woman in her life during the coronavirus outbreak? To the point where habits formed at the time would become an all-encompassing compulsion?

Prentiss (closes her eyes): a child

Hotch: we're ready to give the profile.

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Morgan: our unsub is a woman in her late twenties to early thirties who lost her mother during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. We think she might have been responsible for her mother contracting the virus, or at least she believes she was.

Reid: the unsub is forcing her victims to wear homemade face masks and to wash their hands over and over, to the point where their hands are raw. She does this because she was around 8 or 9 during the pandemic, the age when we first start learning and forming long-lasting habits. She grew up in terror of the virus.

Rossi: Once the victim starts showing any signs of illness, coughing, difficulty breathing, fever, she kills them to prevent what she perceives as their suffering

Cop with brain cells (oxymoron, I know): but why would they start showing symptoms of COVID? It's not the season for it, and we have government mandated vaccines.

Prentiss: they aren't showing actual symptoms of covid. Wearing a mask that hardly ever gets changed? In a basement full of dust or mold? With little to no food and water because you have to keep the mask on? A cough or fever isn't unlikely.

Hotch: we believe that the recent COVID-19 documentary was the trigger.

CWBC: that was released several months ago. What would cause that delay?

Hotch: since the unsub is so young, we believe that they most likely streamed the documentary when it was released on Netflix two months ago, shortly before the first killings.

Morgan: You should look for women who recently and abruptly stopped going out with friends or to public gathering places, becoming hostile to any friends who try to invite her out. She's taken sudden time off work, possibly sick leave, but more likely she simply stopped showing up.

Rossi: also look at women who are a part of sewing circles or other practical skills groups. It's likely she strove to develop these skills in the event of another pandemic.

Hotch: lets get to work.

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This was beamed directly into my brain and written in 30 min. Please excuse the lazy formatting!

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“Some people are in survival mode and aren’t thinking about sex right now,” said Tracie Gilbert, an independent sexuality educator who conducts workshops and conversation series through her company Thembi Anaiya. “But if we’re asked to self-quarantine for six weeks, for three months, that will change.”

As far as we currently know, COVID-19 can’t be transmitted through vaginal fluids or through semen, but that doesn’t mean you can’t transmit COVID-19 during sex. Especially given that the World Health Organization (WHO) suggests maintaining at least three feet of distance from anybody who might be infected.

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themmfatale

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

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On one hand, I feel bad because I haven't found much time to write and in general "be creative".

But on the other hand, I have also had to turn into a home schooling parent, gardener, dog walker, and home office manager.

Also my 3 year old jr. assistant manager keeps picking fights with the 5 year old asst. manager. And they are both mad at the intern (the dog) because she ate someone's breakfast sausage.

Someone bit through a headphones wire. I don't think it was the intern.

HR (Me) caught the assistant manager in the act of chewing on the jr. assistant manager's headphone cords while he screamed hysterically that she stole them.

Despite being caught red handed, the assistant manager denied chewing on the cord and shrugged essentially saying, "it's not like you can fire me."

She is right. But we'll start conflict mediation anyway in the morning.

During a company-wide "quiet-time/no-screen time", both the jr. assistant manager and the assistant manager fell asleep on the job.

The head of operations drank tea and read fanfic. It was glorious.

I don't understand why the jr. asst. manager (3) and the assistant manager (5) insist on coming into work an hour early - we haven't opened yet. The lights are still off. Even the intern (dog) is still snoring in the corner.

They have organized and are demanding cartoons and breakfast - all reasonable requests - but HR will have to gently remind them that squealing, turning on the lights, and jumping on the senior staff is unnecessary.

HR also needs to teach them how to tell time.

The IT department (Me) works with the assistant manager (5) to connect to a frequently scheduled ZOOM check-in with all of the other assistant managers as they also work from home.

A ZOOM video conference with about 25 kindergarteners is just as tedious as you would expect but with way more spontaneous highlights of adorableness, absurdity, and photobombs. 

So far, there have been:

1) multiple instances of participants dressed as pokémon or princesses (or both!)

2) connection issues that dropped the kinder teacher from the call and then the class questioned if she left to go poop.  (There was so much giggling and then just random assistant managers saying “poop” and then another round of giggling.)

3) so many photobombs by other jr. assistant managers and interns.  Our personal junior assistant manager (3) likes to yell and jump around in the background and show off his current pair of pajamas (they are Christmas themed today).  

4) complete disregards of social graces while on a video call (because they are all 5  and this is completely outside of normal expectations. ) So, you have kids picking their noses, eating, leaving to watch TV, fighting with siblings.  

They are also completely similar to adults and say things like, “I’m so sorry, I was on mute.” and “We can’t see the slides!  You gotta share your screen.”

They are powerful and more advanced than all of us.  

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