Wibbley Wobbley Timey Whimey: The Glee Edition

It’s no secret that Glee has thrown the physics of time and space out the window. Graduation has been approaching for what feels like a lifetime, people travel across continents on a whim, and McKinley seems to be trapped in a weird Bermuta Triangle where time stands still and teenagers never age. There are a lot of reasons why it doesn’t make sense. Here’s just one.

In “Sadie Hawkins”, Tina tells everyone in student council that there are “officially 142 days until prom.” Writers -> shovel -> hole.

Since I’m guessing they didn’t have prom on a Wednesday, this means that New Directions started spring semester on January 2nd, the day after New Years (way to be a bummer, McKinley) and that their prom landed on May 24th, a Friday (gross, but that’s the only feasible way it works).

Since no one acted differently at Prom, I’m guessing Finn’s death and funeral must’ve happened just after that, in the last week of May. When we return to Glee, Kurt says it’s been 3 weeks since Finn’s funeral. That puts us at the week of June 16th at the start of the ep. A full week passes during The Quarterback. We’re now at the week of June 23rd.

Let’s say that “A Katy or a Gaga” picks up that week. Mr. Schue says it’s six weeks until Nationals. Later on, we travel through a vortex and he says it’s only four weeks till Nationals, even though only a week has passed. That means, if they didn’t change the date of Prom, that the McKinley students are still going to school in July and Nationals falls somewhere around Saturday, August 3rd.

#GLEE IS SO DETERMINED TO KEEP BLAINE IN MCKINLEY THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALTERING SPACE TIME CONTINUUM AND WRITING AU CHRISTMASES NO ONE GIVES A C #CRAP ABOUT JUST TO EXTEND THE AGONY OF THE NEVER ENDING YEAR #ITS LIKE BEING STUCK IN ONE OF THOSE HORROR MOVIES WHERE THE SAME SCENE HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL EVERYONES DEAD #capslock abuse #i have a lot of feelings #ngl i still dont think blaine getting his butt to nyc will be the salvation of klaine #he'll probably live across the city for some strange inexplicable reason and theyll talk in random coffee houses always #surrounded by public so they cant get up to anything too gay #but #THEY WILL BE IN THE SAME SCREEN #I CAN MAKE GIFS THAT I DONT NEED TO MANIP #its all i ask ;-;#glee wank coz then the picky ones will come yell at me but no its more like glee crying #why glee #whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Vote for Klaine to be among the final 5 nominees for ‘Favorite On-Screen Chemistry’ at the PCA’s 2014! Click here to vote.

You can also nominate both Chris and Darren for ‘Favorite Comedic TV Actor’ by clicking here.

#YEAH GO VOTE AND STUFF #ITS RAINING ROSE PETALS ON THE GIF #DONT #NO.#VOTING #CAPSLOCK ABUSE

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YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ENCHANTED WHERE GISELLE IS ANGRY AT ROBERT AND SHE YELLS AT HIM LIKE "IM SO ANGRY" AND THEN STARTS GIGGLING ABOUT IT AND THEN GETS ANGRY AGAIN AND FINALLY JUST LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S PERFECT IN THE UNIVERSE

THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME KURT AND BLAINE

THEY ARE JUST SO PERFECT

THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT

#IF I SOUND INSANE ITS BECAUSE I THINK I AM #IVE BEEN WRITING THIS PAPER FOR 6 HOURS AND ITS AT THE POINT WHERE IM QUESTIONING WHETHER ITS ENGLISH LET ALONE WHETHER ITS ON TOPIC #AND MY OTP IS DUMB IMFSIDGJASKJGDSFG #YELLS AT THEM #NOPE #EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BLOGGING #CAPSLOCK ABUSE #IM SORRY FOR YOUR DASHBOARD #look at the little pointy head nod thing in the last one im going to jump out the window what the fuck is this nonsenese #I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS NONSENSE #i hate klaine ;_____________;#otp to end all otps

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#INCOHERENT WAFFLING ALERT #CAPSLOCK ABUSE #obnoxious klaining #IDK.

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YOU'D THINK AFTER FIVE DAYS I'D STOP CRYING WHEN I HEAR THOSE STUPID TRUMPETS AND SEE THE STUPID MARCHING BAND HONOR GUARD AND SEE ONE'S STUPID SUIT AND THE OTHER'S STUPID BOWTIE AND THEIR STUPID FACES AND THE STUPID CEILING AND THE STUPID ROSE PETALS AND THE STUPID SPEECH AND THE STUPID RING AND THE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS LOOKS ON THEIR FACES AND THE STUPID KISS AND THE STUPID HUGS LIKE THEY ONLY WANT TO HOLD EACH OTHER AND NEVER LET GO YOU'D THINK AFTER FIVE DAYS I WOULD AT LEAST SOMEWHAT HAVE A HANDLE ON IT, BUT NOPE STILL VERY MUCH BAWLING MY EYES OUT

THEY ARE ENGAGED

F I A N C E S