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the ship has sailed, captain!

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anyway here are some eruri hc’s where these 2 assholes are tender and gentle with each other in times such as:

  • erwin having a rough day
  • erwin having a rough day and levi just knowing bc he has some kind of creepy 6th sense about shit like this 
  • levi curling himself into erwin’s side when they’re in bed together and kisses all down his neck + his jawline + all over his face (eyelids, cheeks, forehead, etc)
  • erwin sitting on the mattress after he takes a shower, ready to drop, with levi standing between his legs so that erwin can rest his head against his stomach + wrap his arms around his waist to pull him close
  • levi carefully smoothing erwin’s hair back with the sofest expression on his face …. so fond …… so lovesick……
  • erwin and levi literally always being next to each other?????? like ??? 
  • hanji: “hey any of u yahoos know where the short bastard is??” / mike: “……..u mean levi?” / hanji: “m i k e……honestly….?? like how many short bastards do u know in the survey corps? but, yeah, that one” / mike, while shrugging: “idk, but i’m sure he’s with erwin or whatever” / hanji: “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” / mike: “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
  • WaLkInG ToGEThEr AlL tH e TImE
  • which gets rumors circulating & jokes start going around about how erwin and levi are basically attached at the hip
  • bc levi will always wait outside for erwin’s meetings to be finished, even if it means wasting four hours leaning against a wall and glaring at anybody who passes by
  • or erwin bringing his paperwork outside to watch levi training even though he’s got Important Commander Duties™ to attend to
  • levi helping erwin out of his maneuver gear, even tho it’s pretty funny trying to watch his 6+ft commander/bf/husband/golden retriever puppy struggle to get the straps undone
  • erwin walking up behind levi and hugging from behind, hands folded over levi’s stomach, resting his cheek on his head
  • alternatively: levi leaning back against erwin, tipping his head onto his shoulder & letting his eyes sliding shut
  • SO MUCH MUTUAL BENEFIT AND TRUST IN THE RELATIONSIHP ?????????????????????????????
  • erwin having to keep up his façade of cold and calm and collected commander of the survey corps on all the time, except around levi
  • levi being really closed off + snapping @ anybody who tries to get close except his commander bc he doesn’t take levi’s shit or snark :^)
  • levi completely breaking down and erwin just …. holding him. not even saying anything. just holding him. tightly. and close. running fingers through levi’s hair. so tender and loving and kind
  • FOREHEAD TOU HCING ??????????????????????????
  • levi inspecting erwin’s appearance before an important event:
  • fixing his hair, straightening out his jacket, dusting off the lapels, fiddling with the cuffs on his sleeves, etc
  • levi standing on his toes when he kisses erwin bc he’s Too Short
  • erwin still having to bend down to meet levi halfway - one arm around his waist to prevent him from falling over
  • levi hating any and all forms of authority except erwin……….shutting up as soon as erwin says his name or puts a hand on his shoulder/elbow/bicep even tho nobody else can get him to do anything even if they threaten bodily harm
  • weekly sparring ???? during general training sessions with the rest of the corps ??????? fighting & insulting each other as they face off ????
  • knowing glances between them ……. having conversations w/o saying a fuckign word
  • double death glares as necessary
  • levi getting double ration servings without question from the mess hall because everybody knows erwin’s busy & they’re going to eat together in his office anyway
  • people learning to just get used to having a conversation with erwin with levi in the room, barging into the room, cleaning the room, organizing the room, doing erwin’s paperwork for him in the room, etc etc bc levi never knocks 
  • erwin knowing exactly how levi likes his tea lmao
  • when they’ve just gotten back from an expedition and everybody wants to crash instead of writing reports etc, erwin will still brew a pot for them
  • levi feeding erwin his food because erwin is Tall and Strong and there’s no way he scrapes by easy with what general servings are 
  • erwin could technically needle more calories out of the mess hall bc of his rank, but he’s a big believer in being equal with his troops
  • levi thinks it’s shit so he splits his rations to feed it to erwin bc he’s smaller and used to being hungry. he can get by.
  • erwin being unable to fall asleep bc he’s so stressed
  • but levi forces him to get into bed, calming him down just by being there
  • erwin taking levi’s hand in his……levi turning his palm over so that they’re touching …then lacing their fingers togethe r…………………..
  • erwin who looks like the manifestation of walking death, although the only thing that betrays his exhaustion are the bags under his eyes + the unusual tremor in his limbs and nobody really notices except levi, who then uses it as an excuse to smother him w/ pillows
  • levi being there for erwin after he loses his arm without being asked
  • because he knows erwin feels bad/embarrassed/ashamed/guilty that he’s taking up levi’s time/energy even though this is what makes levi feel useful when he’s out of the field
  • levi explaining this is what he wants to do, and if he didn’t, he “wouldn’t even consider it, alright?”
  • he says this with his usual swearing, but it still gets a smile out of erwin
  • “wow, levi, you really sure do care about me” / “…..shut up, old man and eat ur fuckin soup”
  • erwin having the biggest guilt complex and levi telling him that it’s okay
  • that he’s valid & still good where it matters. that’s he’s still doing everything for the best of humanity and even if nobody else believes it, levi does
  • erwin and levi sharing really crass, dark jokes with each other that would otherwise scare people off (except the veterans. but. well. they’re kinda gone now, aren’t they.)
  • very passionate kisses before battles or something. like full on dramatic rom-com, 360º rotating cam shot with 3 lens flares and swell of music behind them passionate pre-battle kiss
  • COUPLE FIGHTING ??????????????? knowing where the other is gonna be without even lookign ?????? and working together so seamlessly it looks like a dance as they’re slaying titans left and righ t?????? levi predicting erwin’s commands perfectly ??? and not needing erwin to say them aloud to know what htey are ???????? lmfao #bye
  • basically:
  • TENDER
  • ERURIS
  • [screaming]

um anyway yeah this got way out of hand, someone please take away these gross old men in love bc they’re ruining my life(^v^)

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Anonymous asked:

Sourin for the ship thing please?

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Sousuke. A) He’s so focused on talking to Rin that he overlooks the sign, B) …well, if he gets lost he also misses the correct direction, right?

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Rin did when they were younger, and I am sure that Sousuke’s desk was decorated like that after Rin left for Australia and he read his letters while sitting at that desk.

Who starts the tickle fights

I picture Rin being more ticklish, so Sousuke takes advantage of that sometimes.

Who starts the pillow fights

Rin, in retaliation to the tickle fights.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

Since Sousuke is prone to napping anywhere and everywhere, it’s definitely Rin. (Also: It’s romantic, right? Watching the other sleep.)

Who mistakes salt for sugar

Sousuke in the morning, but only if he’s really groggy. and then he wonders why his egg is sweet.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Sousuke, he gets the munchies. It pisses Rin off.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

SOUSUKE! But then Rin says one back in anger and they burst out laughing.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

I’m sure they both would do it, but I think it’s more likely that Rin does it.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Sousuke, since he tried giving it to Rin once and he didn’t like it. They both like it much better when Sousuke does it.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Rin. Sousuke does on special occasions.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

I like to think that Rin’s artistic prowess is a little more advanced than Sousuke’s and damn, that boy looks good with tattoos!

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Sousuke, since he doesn’t travel as much as Rin, so he likes to take something home as a trophy.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Sousuke, because he knows that Rin would never ask. Plus they’re hilarious.

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Big news!  Sousuke’s taken all of his animals and started a farm!

The city just isn’t the place to raise little animals and Sousuke has collected so many that there just isn’t space for them anymore.  With his dreams of becoming a professional swimmer on hold, why not take up something new? 

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i want:

  • rin coming home late and sousuke trying to wait up for him on rin’s bottom bunk and falling asleep there and rin just sliding in next to him because he doesnt have the heart to wake him
  • sousuke getting needy in the middle of the night and crawling out of his bunk to join rin on the bottom
  • sousuke already up on his bed when rin gets out of the shower and refusing to move because he’s too exhausted and rin muttering about it as he reluctantly climbs up the ladder to sleep up there with him for a change
  • momo bursting into the room one afternoon only to find the two of them entangled on the bottom bunk taking a nap
  • rin trying to study at his desk and sousuke tossing wads of paper down at him from the top bunk and then it turns into an all out war where they’re just throwing shit at each other and making pew pew sound effects w/ their mouths as they do it
  • sousuke hanging his head upside down over the side of his bunk so rin can kiss him goodnight spider-man style
  • sousuke making fun of rin from his top bunk and rin kicking angrily at his mattress from the bottom while sousuke just laughs and laughs
  • sousuke waking up before rin and leaving cutesy-ass post-it note messages next to rin’s pillow saying shit like “you toss so much in your sleep i thought we were having an earthquake last night” or “you look lovely with all that dried drool on your face”
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rinistop

RinSou, 12. - Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

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It starts with an accidental proposal - Sousuke cooks something really nice and Rin likes it so much, he can’t seem to stop praising it. Then he says “Make this every day for the rest of my life!” There’s a beat, Sousuke looks at him sideways and he realises what he’s said and starts going red in the face. But before he can say anything else, Sousuke just says, “Yeah, ok.” and carries on eating. 

Rin does this face: 

and starts stuttering and Sousuke starts laughing, teasing him and calling him old - “What are you, eighty? That’s so old fashioned - you should take me to dinner.”

And Rin’s still red in the face, blustering, “Shut up! You accepted! You can’t take it back!”. But he goes and buys a ring and takes Sousuke to dinner to give it to him after all, because he’d always planned something romantic to pop the question when he’d thought about it before.

There isn’t really a wedding - they kind of just go down to the office and register themselves. But they have a small dinner/party afterwards with family and friends and Gou scolds them for not doing it properly. They ‘honeymoon’ in Australia, though it’s more of a re-purposing of a trip they were already planning, but they have an amazing time together. 

It’s not quite a fairytale romance with them, but it has it’s own purity I think :)

(To explain: Old fashioned ways of popping the question in Japan are soft proposals, like ‘Will you make miso soup for me everyday?’ or ‘Do you want to grow old together?’ or even ‘Do you want to lie in the same grave with me?’. So romantic, right? XP)

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bakapandy

Hi! I was wondering how Gou knew about rin and sousuke's relationship. In your headcannon, do You think She already knew that Rin was gay or She found this out someday or rin tells Her? how di you imagine it? :3 Have a Nice day :)

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Oh Gou always knew deep down inside that Rin and Sousuke had a very special connection. Probably even before they realized it themselves, before she even really realized it herself. She just knew that somehow, they were going to be together always, as friends or otherwise. 

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sage-nebula
Anonymous asked:

Ship meme: Haruka/Makoto

Who’s the romantic one:

Makoto is outwardly more romantic, in that he’s more the type to outright say how he feels (no matter how cheesy), or come up with date night ideas for the two of them, et cetera. However, Haru definitely has his moments, such as preparing sweet bento boxes for Makoto or spontaneously bringing home gifts. He’s more subtle about it, but he’s just as romantic at heart.

Who’s the overprotective one:

Haru. They’re both quite protective of each other and Makoto certainly doesn’t like the idea of Haru being in danger (look how he is when Haru ends up in the hospital), but he also tends to be more trusting and less likely to get confrontational on Haru’s behalf. I firmly believe, however, that Haru would absolutely throw down on Makoto’s behalf. He’s very quiet naturally, but I think it’s more like an “oncoming storm” kind of quiet. If you don’t want to get on Haru’s bad side, don’t fuck with Makoto.

Who’s the cuddly one:

Makoto, definitely. He’s certainly the type to pull Haru into spooning, or plant kisses in Haru’s hair, et cetera. Haru, by contrast, isn’t very cuddly at all, and appears quite aloof as a result.

Who’s the jealous one:

Haru, by and large. Makoto tends to be pretty easy going and doesn’t usually perceive others as a threat to his relationship, and even if he did feel jealous, I think he’s more the type to tell himself it isn’t right for him to feel that way, that he should just let Haru go, et cetera. He’s more the type to feel jealousy and then feel guilty about it and turn it into an inward spiral of self-deprecation than he is to act on it.

But we see Haru grow jealous over Makoto multiple times in the series (with Kisumi, and with Makoto’s other friends in the prequel movie), and he definitely gets sulky and petty over it. He doesn’t want to share the bond he has with Makoto, even if he won’t blatantly say so. So he definitely is the one more likely to feel and act on jealousy, for sure.

Who’s the one that is scared of scary movies:

Makoto. Big baby killer whale is super frightened by horror things, as we see in canon. Haru tends to be more bored by them than anything else. They don’t really phase him at all.

Who’s the one full of surprises:

It is incredibly difficult for them to surprise each other given the nigh-telepathy thing they have going on, but Haru is more apt to pull this off than Makoto due to his habit of keeping his thoughts to himself (as best he can, anyway, considering).

Who’s the one that’s better at teasing:

Mmm, it’s about equal! Makoto lets teasing fly more freely, but Haru is probably better at the precision strikes/trolling because he has such a damn good poker face.

Who’s the rough one:

Neither of them are rough in the day to day; Haru values going with the flow too much to get aggressive on the regular, and Makoto is a big, gentle sweetie pie. General roughness isn’t their style.

Sexually speaking, it could be either. Makoto is conscious of his strength (Haru has a swimmer’s physique, but have you seen Makoto? Damn) but he can get caught up in the moment absolutely, and Haru knows what he wants and is unafraid to get it, so. Could be either-or.

Who’s the messy one:

Makoto. Haru more or less lived on his own after his parents had to go away on business and, as a result, learned to keep a nice and clean living space. Makoto, on the other hand, grew up in a relatively normal household and never had to worry about that as much, and therefore tends to be messier.

My rating on the shipping:

10/10 for sure, best ship in the swimming anime.

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rinistop
Anonymous asked:

Food kink prompt u say? I know you're not taking requests, so please don't feel pressured to write this! Just imagine sourin going to one of those all u can eat buffets and sosukes so famished he literally swallows things and takes enormous bites and lets out those breathy moans through his nose because oh god this is so good. Meanwhile rin can barely reach his mouth with the chopsticks because look at that hungry face wolfing down everything in front of it, imagine that urgency directed at him.

Imagine the first time Sousuke gives Rin a blow job and that’s how they find out he has, like, no gag reflex. He just takes Rin’s dick all the way into his mouth and Rin feels the flutter of his throat when he swallows around him, a sensation so different from anything else that Rin has ever felt. When Rin comes, Sousuke doesn’t even taste it - it just goes straight down his throat.

And ever since then, Rin’s been captivated by Sousuke’s mouth, the sight of him eating reminding him of the way his lips looked stretched around his fat cock. He’s never been more aware of the fact that Sousuke has a big mouth and what exactly that big mouth means.

XD

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Anonymous asked:

this is super dumb but i feel like rin would be like. a major closet pokemon nerd. and he probably battles with nagisa all the time and sousuke teases him and he's like "shut the fUCK Up i'm NOT PLAying POKEmoN It'S FOR NErds" while he is literally playing pokemon at that exact moment. and he tries to get haru to play it but then haru just has like six goldeens and literally nothing else

LMFAO IM CRYINNNNG 

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bakapandy
Anonymous asked:

I see gou being one of those people you'd never guess were into heavy metal or aggressive shit like that. Like I literally pictured her singing/mouthing to like the most satanic sounding metal song all into it and shit while rin and sou hide scared in the corner

……………I really like this………..

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