3rd gym family headcanons

because I can.

Kuroo papa: - calls himself cat daddy - wears an apron - “don’t speak to me or my son again.” - literal mom-dad Tsukishimama: - cusses around kids - hates family gatherings - clap backs - “hop off my husband’s dick.” Kenma kitten: - “my mom can beat your mom up.” - always on his phone - has snacks hidden under his bed - tells lev he’s adopted Lev: - that one kid who gets abandoned at the store - annoys Kenma - praises Kuroo papa - needs to think before he speaks

Papa Bo(kuto): - “dad I’m so high!” “Shit son me too!” - are you sure he’s the head of the family? - “how do you do fellow kids?” - can surprisingly cook Mamma Akaashi: - carries 4 travel sized wine bottles in his purse - takes entire bowls of free samples - talks shit with Tsukishimama - “I love it” *nods no at the camera* Hinata: - the only kid Kenma likes - best friends with his dad - gets stuck in trees and always looks like he just got out of the woods - sports