cicero voice of course omens aren't real lol that's stupid. and you know what else is definitely not real? atoms

When @catosuggestions has his tits out. I think I hauve to follow his virtuous example.

ok epicurean

I'd let you teach me stoicism ;)

no homo but like do you want to become so textually intertwined that future historians have no idea where i end and you begin

senators kissing wet with tongue in senate house

senators makeout sloppy in curia

senatprs kissing makeout gallic kissing in rome

if you are a beautiful roman senator youhave to be alittle gay for your brother in law

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 'roman-parthian wars' 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw surena and like a thousand cataphracts

my buddy marcus, pacing: artavasdes is lying to us

🗡 What if 🗡

🔥we got minted on gay tyrannicidal coins together 🔥

😍 and we are both daggers 😍

kitten i'll be honest daddy's not making it back across the euphrates

i have unlimited stabina. it's like stamina but for when i'm stabbin ya.

HOT senators at your location want to HOMOEROTICALLY MURDER YOU!

"Sacha! How will we sell all this leftover Valentine chocolate?"

"Perhaps, Monsieur Suchard, we could advertise it for a new holiday."

"Non, non, by Easter all the chocolate will be bad."

"There is another special day, boss."

"You're a genius, Sacha!"

oooh mr cassius