Meowing pathetically.

Urban praetor Brutus is not at work today so I am doing his job.

i miss me. can we bring me back

no ❤️

Reblog if you're hoping 42 BC will be a fresh start.

would you absolve me in every universe

trial of @sextuspompey

you voted to acquit! that’s history now!

yeyy i love history

cicero voice of course omens aren't real lol that's stupid. and you know what else is definitely not real? atoms

When @catosuggestions has his tits out. I think I hauve to follow his virtuous example.

ok epicurean

I'd let you teach me stoicism ;)

no homo but like do you want to become so textually intertwined that future historians have no idea where i end and you begin

senators kissing wet with tongue in senate house

senators makeout sloppy in curia

senatprs kissing makeout gallic kissing in rome

if you are a beautiful roman senator youhave to be alittle gay for your brother in law

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 'roman-parthian wars' 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw surena and like a thousand cataphracts

my buddy marcus, pacing: artavasdes is lying to us