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Ted: I'm like, 🤏🏻 close to buying crocs.

Trent: And you're also 🤏🏻 close to never putting your dick inside me again.

#ted would absolutely be wearing crocs if trent let him #unfortunately his partner wears cheetah print boots he doesn’t stand for cros #and it’s like a week long argument that ted loses #bringing back an oldie but a goodie #ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso x trent crimm #tedtrent #tedependent #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Trent: I can’t go to bed yet Ted, I have too much work.

Ted, using his best puppy dogs eyes: Darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Trent: … Are you trying to seduce me into sleeping?

Ted:

Ted: Do you think it’s working?

#continuing the trent doesn’t sleep series #and ted doesn’t like it because he needs his cuddle buddy #ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso x trent crimm #ted x trent #tedtrent #tedependent #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorect quote #source: unknown

Jamie: Bonjour, Roy. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Roy: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Jamie: Is that what that means? Oh, fucking damnit, Richard.

#richard and his french is too powerful #no one has a clue what he’s saying ever #and he uses that to his advantage #jamie tartt #roy kent #richard montlaur #royjamie #roy x jamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

Colin: Do you support gay rights?

Jamie: Not only do I support gay rights, I also support gay wrongs.

Roy: What the fuck did you do now?

#jamie tartt #roy kent #colin hughes #royjamie #roy x jamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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