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are we still talking about tennis?

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The Greyhounds covering for each other when they’re in trouble: 

Roy: Where's Isaac?

Jamie: Sorry coach, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.

Roy: And when was that?

Jamie: The last time I saw him?

Roy: Yes.

Jamie: It was... definitely... the time I saw him last.

Roy:

Ted: Dani, where's Colin?

Dani: Oh, he is off doing something.

Ted: Doing something?

Dani: Correct.

Ted: What about Sam?

Dani: He is trying to stop Colin from doing what he is doing.

Ted: …and Isaac?

Dani: He is attempting to stop Sam from stopping Colin.

Ted: And what are you doing?

Dani: I am to distract you from stopping Colin, Sam, and Isaac.

Ted: *Face palms*

Beard: Bumbercatch, where's Jamie?

Moe: That's classified.

Beard: Classified?

Moe: Affirmative.

Beard: I'm not going to beg you for information about him Bumbercatch…

Moe: I'm impervious to your methods.

Beard: …Would you consider a bribe?

Moe: You couldn't afford my price.

Beard: Extortion.

Moe: You got nothing on me.

Beard: Fine, I'll ask just ask Sam.

Moe: You can't, he's with Jam--@%$#!

Roy: McAdoo, have you seen Richard?

Isaac: Richard? Never heard of him.

Roy: *Deep inhale*

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