are we still talking about tennis?

Jamie: I think I'm dating Roy.

Keeley: What?

Jamie: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.

Keeley: But how? When?

Jamie: Well, we spent the entirety of Ted and Trent’s wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.

Keeley: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?

Jamie: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Roy can waltz.

Keeley: Roy can waltz?

Jamie: Roy can waltz. 😏

Keeley: …Look how you just said 'Roy can waltz.’

Jamie: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Roy can waltz.

Keeley: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.’

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okay but hear me out…

Roy: I don't always understand Jamie’s texts. He says they're still waiting on the pitch and it's "allz good", allz with a Z.

Roy: Then a box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark. What does that mean?

Keeley: It means you don't have emojiis on your phone

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Roy, talking about Jamie: It’s weird, it’s like… I-I like him. Much.

Keeley:

Keeley: You like him much?

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THIS KEELEY LOOK >>>> obsessed 💖

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Jamie: Can I make you some tea?

Keeley: Uh yeah, sure.

Jamie: Alright we have… green tea, detox, and uh— cha-ma-ma-lay

Keeley: …what did you call it?

Jamie: cha-ma-ma-lay.

Keeley:

Keeley: It’s chamomile.

Jamie:

Jamie: wait— WAIT.

Keeley: I texted Roy!

Jamie: NOO!!

Keeley: So, I’m in love with them. I love Roy and Jamie.

Rebecca: Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt?

Keeley: Yeah… thoughts?

Rebecca: And prayers, girl.

i feel like some people don’t understand the bar scene at all because they’re like— this ruined royjamie and messed everything up, why did they make it about keeley!!

but that conversation was never about keeley guys!! yeah, roy and jamie might have been talking about her and they might have been pretending that, that’s what they cared about, but it was never about that actually.

roy asked jamie to go to that bar because he genuinely wanted to hang out with him, but once he started opening himself up to jamie (telling him he was proud of him and shit) things started to feel too real so his defenses go up immediately and that’s why he brings up keeley. not to make her seem unavailable but to make himself seem unavailable. roy kent’s emotional constipation(tm).

jamie only gets competitive because he’s hurt and that’s just in his nature. he had gone out with roy thinking that roy just wanted to hang out with him (and maybe something more??) but roy actually telling him it was never about that but to just rub keeley in his face makes him really upset, realizing he got the wrong idea. he thought maybe roy was reciprocating his feelings :(

like look how hurt he looks here!! that is not because he can’t get the girl, it’s because he thinks the guy doesn’t want him!!

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Jamie, looking through Keeley’s purse: Hey Roy? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Roy: It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.

Jamie: Ah, okay.

Jamie: Then this is definitely a gun.

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Keeley: I’ve broken up with dozens of people, and all of them got over it.

Rebecca: Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you.

Keeley: You’re damn right they didn’t.