Sometime during season one…
Roy, from the showers: OI EVERYBODY! SHOWERS NOW!
Colin: What’s up, captain?
Isaac: What did Jamie do now?
Jamie: I didn’t do anything, I promise!
Roy, holding up a blue towel: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel ALWAYS DAMP!?
Jamie: Well, that’s because it’s not your towel; it’s my towel, Roy.
Roy: No, it’s not your towel. Your towel is the red one!
Jamie: I’ll tell you this mate; I have never used that red towel. I do use *points at the blue towel* that one everyday.
Roy: Oh god…
Dani, holding the red towel to his cheek: This towel is so warm and fluffy. It is like it has been in the sun forever.
Isaac: This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
Colin: Intimate.
Roy, to Jamie: Are you out of your mind!?
Jamie: What do you mean am I—
Roy: How do you think this is your towel!? Do you even wash it??
Jamie, scoffing: No I don’t wash the towel; the towel washes me. Pfft, who washes a towel?
Sam: You never wash…?
Jamie: You guys wash your towels!?
Roy: YOU NEVER WASH THE TOWEL?!
Jamie: What am I going to do? Wash the shower next!?
Roy: *gags in disgust*
Jamie: Wash a bar of soap?! You gotta think here, grandad!
The Greyhounds: *looks at Jamie in disgust*
Roy: I AM FURIOUS RIGHT NOW!
Jamie: I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER, I’M CLEAN AS A DAMN BABY, AND I USE MY TOWEL!!
The Greyhounds: *leave the shower room*