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Look this beautiful dog
Tony gave Bucky these cheesy poofs and Sam is attempting to BURGLE THEM and Bucky is very grumpy about it.
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Crunching noises were coming from behind the couch. Undeniable, not a little creepy, crunching noises.
Sam picked up the nearest lamp and slowly peered behind the couch. Something came rushing out at him and he shouted, dropping the lamp. The creature skittered past him and leaped on to the counter top with surprising speed and grace.
It was a raccoon with a bag of cheesy poofs.
“What the hell?”
The raccoon chittered at him before sitting down and stuffing a bunch of poofs into its mouth with its creepy little hands. It gave Sam a challenging glare.
Tony appeared in the doorway. “What’s the ruckus?,” he asked, looking around. “Who broke another one of my lamps? That’s the second one this month.”
Sam’s mouth fell open, shocked that Tony was more concerned about the goddamn lamp than the raccoon sitting on his kitchen counter. Someone needed to catch the thing before it ate all their snacks and gave them rabies.
Then the raccoon pointed to him.
“Really, Wilson?” Tony raised his eyebrows at him, clearly unimpressed.
“I–”
“Honey, I know it’s been a rough day, but taking it out on a whole bag of cheesy poofs might not be the best idea,” Tony said to the raccoon, which chittered back to him. “Okay, fine, it was my fault for giving them to you in the first place, but that was before JARVIS reminded me that junk food is really bad for raccoons. I just don’t want anything to happen to you.”
With a bereaved sigh, the raccoon dropped the bag of poofs and held its arms out for a hug. Tony scooped it up and kissed its head.
“You know what? I’m not even going to ask,” Sam said, suddenly exhausted. He was going to go somewhere he didn’t have to deal with crazy billionaires and their raccoons.
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😭 soooo sweet and beautiful 💓
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Vincent van Gogh in his own world, Alireza Karimi Moghaddam
Found this little guy in the dishwasher
“Chester coming out of the pouch for his first hop. He doesn’t stay out long, but he was brave and that was a great first hop.”
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HIS NAME IS CHESTER
coming out of my pouch and I’ve been doing just fine now I’m going back in
Creepy but harmless to them, just a stargazer
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Growing up with your starters
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The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
This is adorable
“They like to fawn around like a spoiled kid between my arms” “Since they got big, They’ve become bold.”
“They hold my hands, playfully touching.” “He’s not obedient, he touches my hands when I sleep/nap.”
“They seek attention when I’m sulking.” “Now they’re big, they do it unwaveringly, but, It’s a little cute…”
“When they worry, they wrap (their tail) around things.” “Since becoming big, they’re restrained.”
“When it’s attention time, they take their place in my clothes.” “Uh,,, my clothes,, oh you’re so happy, well, in that case it’s good…”
“They hold out a pretty flower for me.” “Today, they held out a (spring flower?) to me. Thanks!!”
Thank you for the updated translations!
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