you know you have a problem when you read "dead inside" as "deaf inside" and your first thought is "but I'm deaf on the outside"

Currently doing $5 readings 😊 not only do I want to get better at tarot, but it’ll put me in a bit of a better spot financially til I get back in a good spot with work. DM me and we can talk about it 😂

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Hearing people writing deaf characters be like:

Hi my name is Kathleen Jaylin Deafie Raven Way and I was born deaf (that’s how I got my name) and I have beautiful long hair and people usually tell me it’s such a tragedy I was born deaf! All that beauty mared by the grey world of deafness. My sign name (which I gave to myself obviously) is BEAUTIFUL SAD FLOWER in ASL. All of my family, friends and my dog and that guy on the corner who hates me know ASL, but I prefer speaking English (I speak ENglish perfectly of course) because ASL are just signed English words anyway!

I lip-read at school, so I refused when they offered me an interpreter. I can lip-read so well that I understand what my rival says at the table on the other end of the school cantina… I know you are badmouthing me, you nasty girl! Just because I am hearing impaired doesn’t mean I am stupid!!! I may not be able to tell apart yawning and screaming, but that doesn’t mean anything!

When I sleep, I wear hearing aids, naturally, don’t you just hate it when your ears are exposed? Also my friends frequently take my HAs off and I don’t mind at all!

Also, recently I met this incredibly cute guy… He is so amazing! He is a pop signer and he is RICH! He didnt know ASL when he met me, but I taught him and after 3 days he already speaks fluently. He is so amazing! But it’s so hard being together because I am deaf and I can’t hear his music!  It’s tearing me apart, like I am missing someting in my life, I can’t live like this, without music!

But, oh, he saved me! Since he is rich, he arranged a cochlear implant for me and I went to surgery (he held my hand whole time) and when I woke up from anesthesia, I could hear perfectly. I was cured, I am not deaf anymore! The moment I first heard his music was the moment I knew we would be together forever!

We got our happy ending. I just hope this will be inspiration to other poor disabled people out there, never give up!

I’m crying why is this so accurate to what people think it’s like 😂😭

This just in: I still can’t hear you!

Prepping for GRE ✨

Trying to find out about a gym

(Aka Why is Everything Inaccessible part 73726193)

*searches website for pricing*

Website: CALL NOW to find out more about our membership pricing

Me:…..*heavy sigh*

Side note: this also applies to every wedding venue I have tried to look into because, you know, Deaf people don’t get maaaarried 🙄🙄🙄

i’m making a collage for my college touring trip to boston! i have a lot of emotions about northeastern

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

Deaf Problems

When you’re on a date in a loud place and you hope you will be able to hear them and not be awkward.

I’ve always wondered how it would be for a hard of hearing woman like me to go on a date with somebody… 🤔

If your date is like... conscientious of your needs... you’ll be fine. If they aren’t then you might struggle. Like if they insist on going somewhere loud where it would be hard to understand them, or an activity that wouldn’t be conducive to whatever mode of communication you use, it might not be that great

There is a special kind of hell for people who complain about closed captions and other accomodation for disabled people.

YOU KNOW WHATS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING?!?!

“S/he graduated college AND s/he’s DEAF!!!” “S/he can dance AND s/he’s DEAF!!!” “S/he can drive AND s/he’s DEAF!!!” “That’s amazing!!! Wow!!!”

*insert something boring and add* AND s/he’s DEAF!!

AS IF WE CAN’T DO SHIT NO FUCK YOU

Deaf Problems

When you’re on a date in a loud place and you hope you will be able to hear them and not be awkward.