Background art for Hercules (1997)

𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚆𝚎𝚎𝚔 𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝟷 & 𝟸 ⇻ 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚞𝚝 / 𝙵𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚜 / 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 / 𝚖𝚕𝚖

so fucked up that like actually going to bed earlier and exercising and eating well and being kind to urself does actually make u feel a bit better. that is so messed up

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

The moment that man started speaking -

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

Just.

Please.

His voice is so beautiful and when he blows a kiss and says “exquisite” I *melted.*

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

I can’t see the picture but I hope it’s Thorin.

It’s Thorin

I think about this all the time

I – I’ve been asking you to be here for days, you dick!

Keep reading

we are the spark that’ll light the fire that’ll burn the first order down.

My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image

I’ll start:

here ya go

Oh my time has COME >:D

Excellent post everyone

Your name is Claire Novak and you have the rest of your life in front of you

@spnwomenweek day 2: family

Gugu Mbatha-Raw for Porter (June 2021)

i miss angel family drama more than ANYTHING supernatural was at its peak when career mom naomi was lobotomizing her disobedient gay son for being a disgrace to the family name while eldest brother gabriel was off squandering his college fund by backpacking around europe and taking stimulants at underground raves in lithuania or some shit

I'm writing a one shot for a friend and I need six horse names, go go go

great work everybody, knew I could count on you

bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

Mobius: *talking passionately about jet ski*

Loki: I'm so in love with this man..I'm gonna get you all the jet skies in the world

has this been done yet x