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Cary Elwes sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake.
cary elwes like to eat grilled cheese
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cary elwes eats sardines
cary elwes love the energy wizard
cary elwes dares you to watch gasp
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Cary Elwes loves salami but he only eats the edges
cary elwes is a moai statue
Cary Elwes forgets how to breath sometimes
Cary elwes has gills like a fish
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cary elwes loves the big dinner box from pizza hut
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Cary Elwes is a cumslut
Cary elwes eats raw squid marinated in tamari sauce
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Cary Elwes has Live Laugh Love decor on every surface in his house
Cary elwes makes little fishies eat the dead skin off the bottom of his feet
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Cary Elwes snorts pop-rocks like cocaine
Cary elwes when to china once and got very confused bc he actually went to Australia
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Cary Elwes eat bean 💜
cary elwes voted for grunkle stan in the presidential election
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cary elwes sucks the salt off of french fries and throws them away after
cary elwes can do a kickflip with his dick
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cary elwes is british
mod hates the outcome of our presidential election and asks for the followers of this blog to do their best to stay positive and advocate for whats right.
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Cary Elwes wears shimmery peach tinted lipgloss
Cary elwes loves nursery rhymes
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Ask me anything! I have this fantasy where I become rich and famous, build a house and live in it, build a second house somewhere far from me But no one knows who's house it is because it was ANONYMOUSLY Anonomously anonymously and and and and and and and and nada nad and ana DNA DNA dnad and and and and and and adna DNA dnad and it'll just be a squatters house. Only homeless people. For the homeless. And i'll kill people andstash their bodiesin that house. And then the police will find the house. And find the bodies over 50 bodies and nobody will ever know who put the bodies there. It will be a murder mystery. Everyone will make theories but none of the theories will lead back to me. Ask me anything! Cary Elwes uses ChatGPT to write his professional emails.
cary elwes like PLUTO on netflix
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