homesick for familiar trees

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

this is halloween, everybody make a scene

He’d figured she wouldn’t be home.

That’s why he doesn’t bother with knocking. It’s Halloween, and he doubts that she’s spending it sitting at home and doling out candy. That’s what Frank tells himself, anyway, when he’s scaling his way up the fire escape toward her window.

When he finds her place in relative darkness, he tells himself that it’s not disappointment he’s feeling, either.

A group of trick-or-treaters passes underneath, and Frank waits them out before jimmying her window open. The adults are in matching green track suits – he’s been seeing a lot of those, actually – and they’ve got their kids dressed as whatever superheroes happen to be “in” these days, which Frank can’t say he knows much about.

At least there are no mini Daredevils in sight.

He slides through Karen’s window, and tries not to think about what Lisa would have been wearing tonight, and little Frank Junior. Because the truth of the matter is that if Frank Junior had wanted to put on a red suit, and a mask with those stupid red horns, Frank would’ve let him. Not only that, Frank knows he would’ve been proud.

And Lisa, maybe after she grew out of her dinosaur phase, would’ve looked up to someone like Karen. Someone who’s a superhero in her own right. Someone who’s—

Crack!

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