i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

just a reminder that happiness doesn’t have an age limit!! that stuffed animal makes you happy? buy it! you like lego sets? build them!! I think it’s so stupid to perpetuate the idea that “growing up” means you have to let go of things that are “childish.” if it makes you happy then do it!!!!

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

daily reminder that i am a person with poor impulse control and not a demon piloting a skinsuit to punish the damned before they die. i cannot eat eggshells. sorry to dissapoint.

Deal

i too would trade my child for seven corn kernels

Chicken (Gallus domesticus)

there’s a lot going on here

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tiger-found-caged-abandoned-home-chance-wildlife-sanctuary/story?id=61130943

Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’

The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.

Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.

“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”

Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.

“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”

The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.

In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.

“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”

remembering all the times i spent money

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

deeply affected by literally everything btw

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock

i think there might be mold growing inside me

Vintage ponys be like

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

Cheque it out im in the house like carpet

Here’s my final stance on the whole “there’s a predator in the starkid fandom now spreading lies about me as a person which I knew would happen which is why I don’t speak out on a platform like tumblr for like two years”

1. He is and he’s lying

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Since this post came out there have been two more predators outed in the starkid fandom:

One of which on twitter who I cannot remember the at of for the life of me because I do not care for twitter but I'm almost certain they either priv'd their acc or deleted it.

And Most Recently: starkid_fanpage24 on tiktok who pressured a minor into sending explicit sexual images despite him being 16 years of age. He was also very pushy with my friend, and tried to come on to me as well after I complimented his bass playing.

Don't fucking forget this.

make a handmade jewelry box using daqi大漆 and luodian螺钿 craftsmanship (Chinese lacquer and mother-of-pearl inlay) by 黑猫厨房