this is how logic chess works right
chess set painted by alevtina belyakova
BUNNY CHESS
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Stoneware, Colored Slip, Clear Glaze
YOUR TURN, BATTLEEEEER!
ok, Diu Crône has a lot of wild stuff going on, but this is my favourite part so far. he just whacks them all with a chessboard
Now I’m reading Parzival and in it, Gawain also fights with a chessboard, while his girlfriend throws “heavy and large” chess pieces at their enemies. Why is this a recurring thing. Which text was the first to introduce Combat Chess. I love it
Chrétien’s Perceval also has the Combat Chessboard yooooo
happy Ace Attorney Investigations collection announcement, don’t forget to send someone you hate to the chess dimension on this special occasion
kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board
holy shit is this gorgeous.
Free him!
When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse
knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead
I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.
Chessboards are torture for knights!!
For those who are considering enrichments for their knights, here are some ideas you may consider if you:
Gustav Wentzel - Chess players (1886)
So play like a noob? got it
You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:
I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.
I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?
I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.
The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.
“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”
