for there she was.

"I've been a third all my life."

Interview with the Vampire Season 2 | Episode 6 "Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light"

scully and mulder <3

Stephenie Meyer Vampires: "Getting turned into a vampire is the worst pain imaginable. The vampire venom is so painful you'll want to die."

Anne Rice Vampires: "Getting turned into a vampire is like the best gay sex you've ever had while flying high on the best cocaine imaginable. But you'll shit yourself after."

i made daniel molloy into a cookie

Most people are 26 years old

wanderingthemoors.com/careers

Sorry. I never meant to hurt you. They let us have our way with the cadets. It was part of the job. A perk.

THE AMERICANS S01E01 | Pilot

- You share a heart with him.

- I can cut it off.

- No, Louis, You can't. You spent an hour alone with him and you're breathing in sync together.

snoopy image of the day

𝗍𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗍

need him. Unfortunately

corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

remember phone antennas.....

Interview with the Vampire 2.02 | 2.05

rockstar lestat voice The children, they are calling me cringé... they are posting pictures of my face, magnifique, with my big blue eyes that captivate so many, and they are placing it next to a certain photograph of the starlet mademoiselle cyrus. they have turned me into a mémé. well. i can be humorous too, non? i am going to find the creators of this cruel joke. i will hunt them down. they think they are funny? i am about to be...hilariouse...