Achtung, Achtung. 🚨 Health Beschwerdepost under cut... ⚠️ Lesen auf eigene Gefahr. 🧨 You have been warned. 🥲
just randomly remembered that one time my then-boyfriend shagged me in the hallway of his shared flat right after we came home from one of his volleyball games. we surely were some horny 20-somethings lol
#luckily nobody came home/disturbed us#but it was a thrill anyway#horny posting#“randomly” she says. as if she wasnt just reading a fic with that exact scenario playing out lol#we were truly unhinged#he was so good#still think of his cock sometimes#sigh#ah well#i say things here#tmi#too much information#am i sorry? nah.#WG life oof haha#personal#unfollow me for less horny posts <3
just ripped off my girlstache with wax strips for the first time in months and it felt both so wrong and yet so right bc the little feeling i do have left in my right upper lip is now a bit sensitive again and i will feel the fresh air brush against it hehe but also i am a bad feminist oh no tja so isses halt
#hairy#well#tmi#too much information#me#mine#storytime#the story of a bad feminist#i stopped ripping the hair from my fingers and hands at least come oonnn#give me a leetle credit#maybe delete this in a few minutes when i will get embarassed ahhaha#now i have a red fleshstache which looks also hilarious lol
considering a career in surfing 🌊 after successfully changing a tampon in the teeny bathroom of an ICE at 140km/h