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Last July, I made a short film for a competition. I just wanted to share some beautiful emotions. I needed it. I hope you enjoy it. Don't forget the sound !

Photographer Joe Howard

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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

It'll be like

*music box playing*

*dog snoring*

*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*

The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire

Okay since this is getting like a thousand notes an hour let me clear up some common misconceptions:

1) she is doing this on purpose, as she turns up the volume on the fire she yells things like "oh no he's still sleeping get him out of there!"

2) she is not falling asleep to this. Her preference for actual sleeping is just rain noises. She does this exclusively to torment me/make me laugh/amuse herself before bed

Let it all out now Reference is obviously from the notebook and yes Alex's shirt took fucking forever. No watermark version only on patreon

Yonic dish found in NY

science fiction was invented so lesbians would have something to talk about with their fathers

The 3000 year old Sacred Tree of Takeo Shrine, Japan

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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talking about my mother had a brother

some of you don't even know that george michael's closeted gay uncle killed himself on the day he was born

Reblog to send prev on a tiny roller coaster ride.