so... you like my scent, bambi?

Mlem syndrome

Mlem syndrome

I kinda of want to see this dog in a retirement home.

him just wanting to get dicked down again?

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Well Heeled by Dougie Wallace

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is this the glass ceiling 😭

dog sings while playing the piano

Karmi D, Dachshund (19 y/o), 35th & Lexington Ave., New York, NY • “I’ve had her for about five years. She needed a place to land – she’d just come up from the South. I said I’d foster her for a couple weekends, but then she’s gotta go, ‘cause I had a dog. And here we are. She came with the name Karma, and I thought that was sad – there she was all alone with fleas and a bunch of ailments, so I said I’m gonna call her Karmi D, because she’s kind of loud like Cardi B. She loves playing with the cat – they cuddle up together. She’s very independent and resilient. She misses her companion – I had a 17 year old Jack Russell. I love senior dogs – give me a frosted face. They just are – there’s nothing behind it.” A rescue via @bideawee

"They just are – there’s nothing behind it.” ok wow 😭

Bless his heart, King tries his best

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A distinguished gentleman

Branch manager

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)

peace and love on fucking earth

when u rompin around with ya pot

when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot 

when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release 

Excuse me, ma'am. Stuffed animals aren't allowed in the ring.

here we go again