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Sweater Weather (Acoustic) - The Neighbourhood And if I may just take your breath away I don’t mind if there’s not much to say

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#derek hale’s school of carefully practiced one-liners

HE COACHED HIMSELF ON THAT IN THE CAR

“Melissa McCall calling me seven times in five minutes,” Derek grumbles at a red light.

“Gotta go save Scott and Isaac,” as he merges.

“Why are they even at the hospital,” as he puts the car in park.

“They’re seventeen, they should be in homeroom,” as he takes the stairs two at a time.

“I should say that, I should say something about truancy,” as he follows his nose and ears to the elevator.

“I should be like, ‘Aren’t you supposed to be in English right now?’” as he waits by the elevator, flicking his claws in and out.

“No, maybe that’s too specific, he shouldn’t know that I know his schedule,” he amends when the elevator grinds to a stop.

He listens for a moment to Scott and the alpha fighting. “I’m an alpha,” he hears the alpha say.

“Hey, me, too,” Derek mumbles, and then giggles to himself.

“Ding,” says the elevator.

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Big Time Rush as Lil Jon - Big Time Bloopers

Conclusions after Big Time Bloopers:

Logan is so weird… 

i love it though… 

come on skinny love

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Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks;  And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:    And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare    As any she belied with false compare. 

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