hey, assbutt

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

can detective pikachu find my will to live 

Cannot be found

hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram??

Like ???

Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes

any 1d song goes hard as hell if you’re 1d af enough

life hack scared of having a child and forgetting their birthday? easy solution: have your child on january first of the year 2000. that way, every time you look at the last two digits of the date, you will be reminded of your child’s age

this post is so old holy shit

I made this post 20 minutes ago are you from the future

Taika Waititi ©Tamar Levine // Stardom

me as a firefighter: *blasts burnin’ up by the jonas brothers on the aux cord instead of turning on the siren*

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

if you don’t know a team’s entire 1985 roster in alphabetical order youre a bandwagoner

reblog if you too, are a vegas bandwagoner

when your son is thaaaaaat close to putting it in the net | leafs @ canucks 02.12.17

i want a 3ds so badly ILL DO ANYTHING

get a job

ANYTHING ELSE

you and me both, steve

When you just wanted to make some new friends but instead you become involved in a government conspiracy

The Lion King (2019)

I ducking love this meme

when you’re forced to act nice with someone you hate