I left my phone at home today...this is what I came home to:

Sister: Started watching Supernatural. Wanted to figure out wtf you're always going on about

Sister: JESUS - that's how the mom dies!?!

Sister: Dude, if someone breaks into the house, call the cops. Don't go fight them dumbass.

Sister: Hey isn't that what's his name from that WB show - what's it called?

Sister: I like the gf.

Sister: there's a cat on my porch (pic attached)

Sister: the lady ghost - what was she on?

Sister: nevermind, figured it out

Sister: are they brothers? why don't they just sit on each other's laps?

Sister: where's the dad? is this going to take all fucking season?

Sister: I like the car.

Nothing for awhile, and then.

Sister: YOU DO NOT DISCHARGE A GUN THAT CLOSE TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER. JESUS CHRIST.

Sister: THE CAR

Sister: creepy kids. I don't like creepy kids.

Sister: well, that was an awkward way to be sucked into hell. what's with the water spot?

Sister: Your brother wants to go to law school. Let him go to law school.

Sister: She made him cookies! Adorable - wait kjadfkjv;akd;fjdlk

Sister: SHE DIES!?! Why the hell am I watching this?!

Sister: Oh my god. He saved his brother from a fire. Again. Kill me now.

Sister: we've got work to do? no, you have therapy to go to

Sister: I'm not watching this anymore....sorry kiddo, not my thing.

A little while later.

Sister: WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WOODS?!? THE WOODS THAT LOOK LIKE MY BACKYARD - WHAT IS IN THERE?