hey, assbutt

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

I CAN’T FEEL SAFE WITH THIS MULTI-GOAL LEAD IM A LEAFS FAN

blaine getting his throat slit was one of the happiest moments of my life until he came back

what the fuck happened after i stopped watching glee

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE LOVING SOMEONE WHO’S IN A RUSH TO THROW YOU AWAY

lmao this was good

i hope everyone has a great night… except for florida 

Trump’s son just invalidated his own ballot, I am living

halloween when you’re not a kid anymore

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

do I like him or is he just tall

That was incredibly offensive.

everyone else go home