hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house
I love how Smithers is a mostly OOB collector. He's got some in box but either he's fine with collecting vintage Malibu Stacy OOB and restoring them or as is from other collectors. I could listen to him ramble on about how he organizes his display for hours
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the US needs 100% tariffs on podcast equipment
why would anyone say something like this to me. cruelty
Telling the TSA agent that I don’t think I have any drugs or bombs on me with slight confidence
i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along
Starting to think that my constant homesick feeling is me longing for my childhood where I felt truly loved by my parents instead of being loved despite who I am. Lots to think about…
settings > my shower > manage my shower
water 🟩
soap 🟩
corner spider ⬜️
I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me
i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?
<- cocaine / alcohol->
I wish there were a following dashboard that didn't include reblogs so I could just scroll through my mutuals flop posts
so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.
Dude, human pet guy sir, I don’t think you were making the same post as OP
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to