@identifying-wrestling-moves Have you done this one yet?

1. Karelin Lift/Reverse Body Lift

2. Phallic Hold(?) (Illegal Maneuver)

Super important update from Fightful:

“Every night we walk out there and tell them goodnight. He is so in love.”

we don’t have to fight anymore

House of Black, but as Dragon Quest bosses, I guess!

[image ID: a sketchbook page spread. on the right page, a watercolour sketch of Drew Parker during a match. he sits on the mat, facing the right, grabbing the bottom rope. blood runs down his arms and across his neck and torso. his mouth hangs open, and his eyes are closed.

on the left page, a black-pen sketch of a surgical operation. it depicts a stage in the resection of the rectosigmoid. at the top of the page, the sketch is labelled "figure 8: found in plate 84, page 187". on the bottom right, there is more handwritten text, going over some details of the procedure. the hatching is dense and relatively measured. /.End ID]

connect nothing.

procedure referenced from Mildred Coddling's illustrations for the atlas of surgical operations.

"you follow me in every step" was something malakai told buddy at wrestlecade and i think about that a lot.

@tommyend

Your favorite alien: Kris Statlander

If I was a pro wrestler and no one was shipping me with anyone I'd be so sad

*stops two lesbians at the farmers market* which one of you is stone cold steve austin and which one of you is triple h

*does not let them walk away*

"Thank you for the toxic yuri RJ" we all say in unison

non-stop character building

How to do a turnbuckle powerbomb

two years later and BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened

Happy Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat Monday

FOUR YEARS OF BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT!!!

you know what i’m gonna reblog this one more time in honor of the ten year anniversary of the formation of the New Day. ten damn years of these goofs together!

if professional athletes read rpf about themselves it wouldn't be the gay sex that killed them it would be the fundamental emotional truths dropped into the middle of the gay sex. to be perceived so truthfully by someone primarily interested in their fictional pussy would be something they could never come back from

Don't you dare leave this in the tags @rilannon !!!! CORRECT lol

When fighter spar, they bond. 

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

How successful would Mike Ehrmantraut…

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