Anonymous asked:
Your recent post about Sakura and Hinata most likely staying as usual mothers/characters in the manga gave me immediate ideas of their stans excuses. Or at least, NH/Hinata stan excuses.
- First of all, Himawari is a special kid. She's so super duper, didn't you know? She fucking unlocked her Byakugan and knocked out the strongest dude/demon (Naruto/Kurama) 😌
- Naruto would never appoint anyone but himself or Hinata to watch over his precious, precious offspring. 👨👧👦 He'd be a piece of shit to even consider the idea. So of course he only entrusted his forever loyal and faithful wife to stay home with her
- Himawari's like 6 years old. She absolutely needs to be babysat! (I have no idea how old she is. Also off topic, she's so ugly.) 👶🏻
- Hinata, the Byuugakan QUEEN and first lady of Konoha, was so ready to take over that mission to find Boruto. But she only stood down to watch over her darling angel at her loving, would-never-cheat-on-her husband's request 👸🏻😍
- Ino, Sai, Shikamaru and anyone else not staying at home with their kids are obviously bad parents. They're all inferior to the almighty president and Queen lady of Konoha. 😤
NH peeps' Headcanon Rating : -50/100
The Entertainment I got from reading their Delusion Rating : 1000/100🏆