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🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥(She/Her)🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 Naruto Blog, Ships SNS, Anti-SS, Anti-NH, Anti-NaruSaku, Anti- ItaSasu. Characters I hate : Sakura, Hinata, Danzo. Other character hate is not allowed, especially if you hate Naruto (the character), GTFO, You have no place here. DNI. But Honest character criticism is allowed. Tear Wiping, Projection of Non existent Mental illness, Apologist, Extremists who says XYZ did nothing wrong are frowned upon. Konoha has it's darkness but wanting it to be burned is not entertained. Such Anti-Konoha fans, DNI. "Oh No!!! My poor boo boo was brainwashed/manipulated/traumatized" takes are not respected here.
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Recently I came across this video of Blake Lively delivered a touching speech about her husband, Ryan Reynolds. She said

"Now, I am his home, and our girls are his home. And just like that 19-year-old boy, he races home. Whether it’s across the globe or a meeting across the street, he is hard wired to get home.

.... Home is where the heart is, which is why he gives so much of his heart back home."

Now, this is what, Ladies and Gentleman, you call 2 people as a healthy and happy couple... Which has A Blissful Wife, A Proud Mom, A Dedicated Father, A Lovely Husband.

Not these BullShit couples that Kishimoto portrayed after 699 in his Boruto nonsense in the form of NH and SS.

Now... Apply all the above said words to SNS. "Now, I am his home... Home is where his heart is, that's why he gives so much of his heart back home"....

It would make a lot of sense, Wouldn't it???

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Okay, So… there is this repeated pattern of events that’s bugging me a lot starting from the Pain Arc… 

Hinata confessed to Naruto in front of Pain (NH) ===>>> Later The Author made Sakura to hug Naruto by rubbing it in Hinata’s face (NS) ===>>>> Later he made Sakura to fake confess Naruto.. to destroy NS ===>>> Finally, Naruto confessed Sasuke under the bridge and Sasuke got stunned (SNS)

Naruto held the Hands of Hinata, (NH) ===>>> Later on Naruto called Sakura as his Girlfriend (much to Hinata’s dismay) to show off in front of his Dad that he’s cool, (NS) ===>>> Later he made Sakura to wet over Sasuke after he arrived in the Battlefield, to show (SS) ===>>> But Sasuke was planning to save only Naruto (Juugo) from the Tailed Beast Bomb (SNS)

Kushina asked Naruto to not find a Weird Girl and to find someone like herself. Naruto already called her a Weird girl in her Introduction scene ===>>> But Kishi ended up making Minato to compare Sakura with Kushina (NS) to mock NH ===>>> Later in this Interview the Author denied that Sakura & Kushina parallel is a Red Herring ===>>> Much much later Kishi gave the real tropes of Kushina to Sasuke in Boruto movie (SNS)

Hinata tripped over the Rocks after her desperate attempt to save her Naruto-kun in the War Arc (NH) ===>>> But also he made Sakura to give Lip to Lip CPR to Naruto (NS) ===> Well, that didn’t save him anyway… However, right after that, when Sakura was stabbed by Madara, Sakura was seen vying for the attention from Sasuke, while ignoring the fact that Naruto was the one who saved her (SS) ===>>> Later, Sasuke left Sakura to die in the Lava pit while saving Naruto (SNS).

LOLOL.

So, every NS moment was written for the sole purpose to spite NH… And that NS moment was intentionally followed up by an horrible / hilarious SS moment. And that SS moment was indeed destroyed by SNS…

Wow, Nice Kishi!!!

Stop blaming Kishimoto with your shit!!

Please this ship so sucks Sasuke not love Naruto romanticly

Hinata know that NaruSaku hugg not was something

Because Naruto love her ❤️❤️❤️😊

Who the fuck are you, by the way🤔🤔🤔 I didn't want to come back by answering your bullshit post but your peanut brain forced me to. Plus what kind of fucking language you are attaching under an English post? I remember I blocked you last year, why the fuck you are creeping in my blog now??? Go off!!!

Anyways... Naruhina sucks!!!! Because Naruto ONLY loves Sasuke.... And Sasuke ONLY loves Naruto.

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One thing occurred to me, Naruhina's fans were saying that Naruto appears in an image with the Hyuga symbol, but he highlights that flame that Hinata used in the classic, and as far as I know the symbol of this clan and this sign below, another thing that doesn't make sense and they talk about Hinata wearing an uzumaki necklace like they saw in that dark photo, but what do you think?

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Everybody in Konoha wears Uzumaki Symbol in their Flak Jacket.

Naruto wore Uchiha crest patterned Kimono in one of the official art drawn by Kishimoto.

Kishi dedicated a whole chapter and made a callback to it later in the War Arc, that is, Wind complements and strengthens the Fire.

Kishi made Naruto & Sasuke to wear each others' faces in their own Necklaces.

So Naruto appearing with Hyuga symbol (Yin Yang is a common symbol in Chinese and Japanese History) or Hinata wearing Uzumaki necklace in some random picture doesn't say anything about NH or Naruto's feelings for Hinata. It's just that they behave like Rats fighting for the bits and scraps left by Humans.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey, captain!

Lol, so don't you think that SS/NH use the word "canonically" a little too much? I mean, if canoncally their mArRiEd and happy and they loved each other since day 1, then what's the hustle on using non canonical resources 😂😂?? Because, logically if you're satisfied with the things you have ✨CANONICALLY✨ you wouldn't have to rely on fillers, and novels that wasn't written by Kishimoto.

Since CanOnIcAlLy, they're in lOvEe, then I can also say that canonically they were irrelevant in Naruto and Sasuke's lives for the most part. I can also say that CANONICALLY, they were NEVER meant since the beginning. And also, canonically Sasuke rejected Sakura's proposals while specifically saying, something along the lines of "I have absolutely no reason love her. And like wise she has absolutely no reason to love me". Canonically I can say that Naruto saw Hinata as nothing more than a comrade. Canonically I can say that Sasuke called her annoying on multiple occasions. Canonically I can say that Hinata was just a plain looking weirdo in Naruto's eyes.

Usually Authors write Love Interest to have a say or effect on the Main Characters' life eventhough they are painfully shallow... Most of the times, those scenes would make your eyes roll...

Like take Pepper Potts from Iron Man (Movies).

That girl has no effect on Tony Starks' life in becoming Iron Man... She just happened to be his PA and they got together. But atleast in Part 3, he tries to abandon his super hero life for her on her demands... Like he goes out of his way to do stuffs for her no matter how much it looks awful and shitty.

This is the same pattern you can see in other superhero movies as well.

Kishimoto having watched all these kind of movies (He even admitted he watched Batman, Spiderman)... It's funny that he literally made these girls to not even create single ripple in Naruto or Sasuke's lives, nor did he make those boys go out of their way to do stuffs for those Girls.

I mean isn't it tiring for them to say "We are canon" but inside canon those boys never ever thought about these girls in a Singular way???

Such an Hypocritic bishes!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Hey, do you ever just laugh at the blatant lies that NH/SS stans tell? Like them saying that there's no romantic context to anything involving Naruto and Sasuke.

I just know those bitter ppl are lying because had that "holding hands but not because our hands are gone so this heart shaped blood will symbolize it" thing happened between Naruto and Hinata or between Sasuke and Sakura then they'd never shut up about it. Just like how they never shut up about... Sasuke poking Sakura's forehead or Naruto saying holding Hinata's hand over Neji's dead body.

Had Sasuke saved Sakura from falling in the volcano or insisted that he had to kill her so he'd officially be alone or been drawn to her, SasuSaku fans/stans would go nuts.

Had Naruto seen a shooting star and thought of Hinata or chased after her for years or passed out at the thought of others trying to harm her or willingly let Kurama take over just because someone else mentioned her possesively or- you get the point. Had Naruto done any of that in reference to Hinata than naruhina fans/stans would go crazy.

But alas, Naruto and Sasuke are two boys and it would be gay to see anything between them as romantic. So, every single thing about their relationship is 1000% platonic and familial. Or just plain toxic if they can't bear to say that the two guys liked each other at all.

Oh Yes.... All the time!!! 

Back then, I used to get angry when I was new to this fandom because of those lies... I would've respected them had their lies were atleast convincing and believable at best. But their Lies are all such a poor quality which repulsed me even more.... My thoughts were, “Can you please lie better??”

But then after getting over that Angry phase, their lies started to become hilarious... I mean more than their lies, I find their coping mechanism to be extremely funny. For every single SNS scene they have a reason as to why it’s not Gayer. They started to spout some shit like... 

Sasuke’s darkness went away, the moment he said Sorry to Sakura.... 

Sasuke said Naruto saved him because he is the Main Character... But the person who got into his spirit and touched his heart was Sakura... That’s why he said Thank You to Sakura... So, Naruto saved Sasuke’s body... But Sakura saved his Heart.... 

Sasuke jerked off thinking about Sakura when he stayed in Orochimaru Hideout... 

Sasuke leg trembled because he couldn’t bear seeing Sakura beg like that... that’s why his heart got frozen for a second.... (Who’s gonna tell them that it was a translation error)

Sasuke left her to die in the Lava pit because he didn’t want her to die at the hands of Kaguya... 

Sooooo Good and believable... Right?? 

But alas, Naruto and Sasuke are two boys and it would be gay to see anything between them as romantic. So, every single thing about their relationship is 1000% platonic and familial.

I actually got immune to this familial claim.. I learned to just block them and move on. 

But What I couldn’t tolerate was NH peeps spouting, “Naruto considered Sakura as his Sister”......  (This really made me go WTF). I mean seriously???? He was practically asking her out for Dates... despite considering her as his shield... But calling them as Siblings is purely a cringe behaviour which disrespects the Sibling bond, you know. 

And when I hear these non sense for a prolonged time... I can’t help but LOLing at them, tbh.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey yoooo

I really love the way you grasp the authenticity of sns realtioinship in your posts aaand, realated to that i wonder...

Do you refer Hinata as 'pinata' as the strung up bag with sweets you beat with a stick while blindfolded??

In that case I'm going to drop this beautiful spanish letter ' ñ ' just in case (its pronunce like the nyah cat xd, pinyahta), cause i always crack up when I read pinata while in my head it goes something like: aaaah, Piñata, I'll beat her with a bat too if i could.

You can leave this ask unanswered if it's not the case, no pressure!

Anyway, have a wonderful day captain, you're really appreciated :)

LOL. I never knew that such funny meaning exists for that word. Seriously. Now I can't stop headcanon you beating that bag with blindfolds no less😂😂😂. Damn!!!!

Anyways, When I was in Middle School, it's very normal for kids to mutilate the names of their friends or rivals. The more the person falls on the enmity scale, the more funnier it gets. Just like this.

That's why Naruto mutilating Sasuke's name as Bakasuke, Sasuke-noyaaro struck a chord with me.

So, I just casually wrote her name as Pinata without having any meaning behind it. But I never knew that many anons would pick up and replicate it the same.🤭🤭🤭

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Anonymous asked:

Sparrow, suddenly I thought about this. I actually quite like Hinata on part 1 but on Shippuden she became limpy disgrace, and it's such a whipslash for me. Interesting, by the end of Part 1 Hinata had massive popularity and I recall Kishimoto once said that he didn't expect Hinata to be popular. So I had this thought, perhaps Hinata is naturally a harmless Naruto supporter like Gaara and Shikamaru, but since she's a woman and somehow loved by dudebros as their waifu, higher-ups start to push Hinata to be Naruto's main love interest and made Kishimoto angry LOL. That's why Kishimoto wrote Hinata in Shippuden like that. He's probably like "sure you will get your boring hetero ship but my Naruto will not be happy on her side"

I also thought just like you and my earlier posts were based on these thoughts... I explicitly wrote that Hinata got popular and that’s why Kishimoto went for her.

But then I got this Question, "He made Sakura to be an absolute Asshole towards Naruto... Okay. As a story teller, he definitely knew the rules of Basic Story Telling 101 that if you make one character to be an ass towards the most likeable character in the show... Then people would inevitably hate the bully. This is just a basic knowledge, pure common sense. Mission Accomplished. Done. But doesn't he also know that if he create a character who supports/stan Naruto, a girl at that... Will be eventually shipped with Naruto by the Audience??? Like why would he make her seemingly likeable in part 1 but only to flip the bird in the part 2????"

Only after careful introspection I got it... 

[[The following may look borderline N/arusaku... But It’s not... Just know that I hate N/aruSaku just as much as SS/NH ]]

Now the context from these panels are very evident... It shows how Naruto was being ignored by everyone in the Village.

And how he tries to get the attention by making pranks (throwing that noodle cup on that guy)...

And It is very deliberate of the Author to show that Hinata has been watching Naruto from her childhood just like Sasuke... and yet she never made any attempts to go acknowledge or become friends with him.

Atleast with Iruka, he needed a push from Hiruzen.... After realizing that Naruto was also suffering just like him... Iruka immediately reached him out in Chapter 1 and rest of them is a History.

And what did Hinata do??? 

Absolutely nothing. 

She knew Naruto was suffering and yet she didn’t do anything other than stalking him. 

Okay, Let’s just excuse the fact that she was also a child and hence she was shy.

Look at the contrast between Sakura and Hinata. Sakura is an asshole which is a known fact and yet she was showing her unanimous support for her teammate Naruto outloud...

Whereas Hinata was seen hesitating/shy not because she was in a dilemma as to whether to support Kiba or Naruto... but because she was afraid that Kiba will be mad for supporting Naruto. She is neither loyal to her teammates nor Naruto...

Another supportive act from Sakura whereas Hinata was left with Naruto-kun’s bubbles.

Hinata feeling the pain of Naruto... Love of the century😍😍😍

Whereas Sakura kept on motivating Naruto...

The point is... Sakura, despite being a bully towards Naruto, she could able to encourage/help out Naruto openly whereas the girl who 'supposedly' loved Naruto does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

One or two panels maybe a coincidence... But not more than 2... And we have some more... Which I’ve talked about it here as to how the Author used NS to spite NH at every given chance... This thing started from Chunin Exams onwards, and it was we, who never realized these meaning because we were only looking at the surface level kind act of Hinata. But as her story progressed we saw her true colors. 

Meaning, Hinata openly started to support Naruto only when it’s convenient. Like, She acknowledged him only after everyone around her (Shikamaru, Sakura, Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, Ino, Choji) started to acknowledge him... This is not called Goodness. It’s called being Opportunistic. Hinata was always an Opportunistic supporter of Naruto. And nothing more.

So, it’s not like Kishimoto got angry because the Publication pushed him to... He always knew that he was writing a Gay love story and these two girls were always a Gay shields to begin with... Since there was a need to go for a sequel and he has to establish an Hetero Ending, that’s when he started to go full-on mockery with Hinata... 

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Anonymous asked:

I've seen NH say that Naruto thought about Sasuke and Sakura when Sarada gave him the bento because it was given to him by Sarada, who reminds him that her parents (Sakura and Sasuke) once fed him before. They say it's not a SNS moment, it's a moment for SSS family which means that moment wasn't used by Kishi to make NH look bad. What do you think?

Wow... Now NH likes to defend SSS huh?.

This is the original picture from Chapter 8

This moment is from Chapter 218 where Naruto was recollecting all the moments he had with Sasuke....

And this is from Naruto's side.

Whereas Kishi went one step ahead and totally cut off Sakura from that picture...

This is from Sasuke's side.

So, it's clear that this moment was only between Naruto and Sasuke.

Whereas in this picture, Kishi made a clear drawing blunder by making Sakura also give lunch to Naruto...

However, Naruto was still looking only towards Sasuke...

How is it that, this moment becomes SSS moment all of a sudden???

Naruto didn't give 2 figs about that family. He was only thinking about Sasuke here. So, Hinata's bento has no relevance at all. NH peeps are delusional creeps.

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Anonymous asked:

I heard that some NH say Naruto is bi and that he was attracted to Sasuke sexually, but Hinata is the only one he loved. Is this true??? Do SS ever call Sasuke bi? I feel like they definitely wouldn't call them anything other than straight otherwise they'd be admitting there's something romantic there, but I've seen a post saying that NH call Naruto bi

😄😄 I've never heard of NH peeps claiming Naruto as Bi... But it doesn't surprise me one bit because SS peeps write Sasuke as Bi in some of their fics... Of course his one true love was Sakura🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Because of Reverse Florence Nightingale Syndrome. (Patients falling in love with nurse/doctor).

The Reason SS peeps does this because, they want a Love Rival who is not Karin. Mind you, Karin is a Taboo word in their fics. Rather than having Karin... It's okay for them to have Naruto as a Rival. Now, the reason behind this is not because they are generous or something.

Their reason being, It's a canon fact that Sasuke always prioritize Naruto at any given chance. If you make Naruto as a love rival, then you have to make Sakura to be equally talented, smart and adorable... By propping up Sakura to the level of Naruto, you get a better characterization of her in Fanfic as compared to the horrible version we got in Canon. This gives them the satisfaction that Sasuke prioritize Sakura at the expense of ditching Naruto in some dungeon all the while thathuthaku make out in a cave.

I think if NH peeps started to say Naruto is a Bi, then this shows that they would rather consider Sasuke as their rival instead of taking Sakura... N/@rusaku is an allergy for them.

It's funny that both of these peeps are deeply insecure about their respective Hetero Rival so much to the point of making N and S as Bi.

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Hello. Hope ur doing well.

I know to tend to be unbiased when it comes to stating facts and panels.

Do you have any panels of Naruto displaying crush like behavior towards Hinata?

I.e.

Getting nervous or stuttering around her

Trying to impress her

Getting jealous or possessive

Etc.

Thanks

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Getting nervous or stuttering around her

Never.... He was nervous when Sasuke invited Naruto for the duel... He was also nervous when confessing Under the Bridge... He was extremely nervous and felt insecure in that Onsen bath scene with Yamato & Sai... He stuttered when admiring Sasuke’s “Cool” looks.

Nothing of this sort with Hinata though.

Trying to impress her

He was trying to impress Sasuke in Part 1 though. 

However, not Hinata.

Getting jealous or possessive

He got possessive when Sai took Sasuke’s place... He also got possessive when Oro said Sasuke’s name... 

Nothing with Hinata. In any case, He considered her as just another comrade like how he was with Shino or Chouji. 

This is the only panel where Naruto was stunned and blushed around Hinata. Because she motivated him with kind words. I don't know if this can be taken as Crush Behaviour because he reacted like this almost with Sakura when she said she was gonna feed him and he blushed for 6 panels around Gaara too. 

And because of that, he said this....

But in any case, this is very similar to...

Naruto saying he liked Haku and Zabuza as well.... 

These are the only two supposed NH moments that has back and forth conversation between two of them AKA Without Hinata going any Naruto-kun bubbles... Had the Author really cared to go for NH, he could’ve easily developed their bond starting from Chunin Exams and especially after her acknowledgement... But after that, Naruto never even gave a deep thought about that scene... and this scene was never called back at any time...

Whereas

Haku’s words are called back once again and after this he produced 1000 Kage Bunshins. 

So, Naruto saying I like people like Hinata is just a compliment without any “Romantic” feelings... Even Haku’s words had more impact on Naruto to the point of shaping his character. Can’t say the same for Hinata.

Naruto never once displayed any crush like behaviour with Hinata. Not once. However, he displayed those behaviour around Sakura though. **Which is where he was lying to himself**.

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Anonymous asked:

👋👋👋Heyy Hope i am not bothering you

There's this epi of Naruto we're Hinata is dancing around naked on the water at night and Naruto sees her naked body but doesn't know who she is which implies he didn't see her face. And apparently her face didn't need to be see for her to be considered beautiful by him just her body.

Then Hinata get all shy like Omg he saw me.

But don't you think it's weird that grown adults would animate a 12 yr old is dancing naked in a public area where her teammates are super closeby.

Then she think NOBODY😏😏😏😏 would see her like there ain't wandering ninjas nearby or maybe a teammates getting up to drink/ catch water.

Like Sp really sexualized her. Straight up Hentai. It would be one thing if she own her sexuality but this is not the case.

Now what was weirder was the fandom said, "That's why he married her😍😍😍"

Because he didn't see her face in epi we can imply they mean he married her for her body.

Like she doesn't have anything to offer to Naruto but her Kitten at 12!?!?

That's sad.

I bring this up because it's a well worshipped Epi that even tho is filler it is allegedly based on some truth... apparently... allegedly.

But even if that was the case. Why would anyone want this to be the reality of any relationship? Doesn't sound loving or romantic.

In the beginning, I thought the Author sexualized Hinata and for that I cursed him a lot, you know. Only to realize later that Hinata was drawn like wearing some Halloween Ghost wearing white sack for 700 chapters with not an inch of skin show in an awkward way. Thank the heavens!!!

"That's why he married her"

I don't know whether these words were said by girls or guys... Because NH is popular among guys. I've literally seen atleast 25 simping accounts for Hinata in Instagram which was run by Guys and their motto was "Rather than going behind a girl who don’t like you (Sakura), wait for sometime. A Right girl will come find you".

Such an Incels.

If that line was said by Girls, then they are hopeless & are so out of touch with reality.... 

Like she doesn't have anything to offer to Naruto but her Kitten at 12!?!?
Why would anyone want this to be the reality of any relationship?

They are literally proving the Author as Right.

He literally said, "Hinata is nothing but boobs" and the Fans are now agreeing that Naruto married Hinata only for her Kitten.

I mean, that Bikachu episode has nothing to do with Kishimoto, he didn't write that... But Fans celebrate it for the same reason the Author mocked her in a random interview which happened after a year the Manga got over. Even Sekibeing, the Boruto Animator drew an Explicit fanart of NH where Hinata’s b00bs were overflowing out of the bedsheet. Sigh!!

So, NH was always about B00bs appeal for the fandom, male fandom atleast. For women, they just want to be banged by Naruto, the main character.   

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I know we can only speculate, but what are your thoughts for SS and NH in the future of Boruto (manga & anime)? We know thanks god, that they are almost invisible in the manga at least and same in canon anime eps , hate those fillers. But do you think Ikemoto will dare to then turn NH or SS, or Sakura and hinata into characters with more presence?

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As for Anime, it's very plain simple and obvious... Spam the Audience with Filler nonsense and make them to keep on believe that SS and NH is great.

As for Manga, I think they don't give 2 fucks about these girls. It's on the same level as to how Shikamaru's mom was given relevance in the Naruto manga...

Like Literally Nothing.

She appeared in the part 1 in one chapter and then there was nothing. And that's how Sakura and Hinata were being treated in this Manga.

The Author could've easily given Hinata to play a major role in these recent chapters...

I don't know whether these panels are accidental or intentional... (When it comes to Naruto manga, it was always intentional because the Author has brains and vision as to what kind of story he wanted to tell.... Can't say the same here... Anyways, my 2 cents)

Here, Ino is busy tracking Boruto's chakra along with Naruto.... And Shikamaru was casually saying that Sai was on Amado's guard duty.

So, Yamanaka Family is busy doing Shinobi Jobs by helping out Naruto on a personal basis. But What about their own Kid, Inojin???

Whereas, Here comes Hinata-Hime who wants to help out her Husband...

But Naruto was quick enough to shut her off by using, "Himawari" card!!!!

If Ino can work in that middle of the night leaving her kid, why can't Hinata??? Himawari is no way a 'Special' Kid to deserve a special protection from A Parent....unlike Boruto or Kawaki who has special enforced powers...

And also, Naruto is an Hokage, isn't it??? Can't he able to find some other capable shinobi on some Chunin Level to watch over his Daughter and use Hinata to track Boruto???

Plus, Hinata, Kiba and Shino were Sensory type ninjas, Right????

Byakugan was proven to be useful in scanning for chakras from the long range in 360 degrees...

In the Gaara Retrieval Arc, Neji was scanning 4 other tokens that was placed in 4 different locations which ranges for almost an entire forest.

Hinata could've been easily used for this purpose to find her son.

But they didn't....

That's why I said earlier that whether all of these chain of panels are intentional or accidental... But it truly shows that Hinata is not capable for doing anything other than playing a Wife and Mom whereas Ino was shown to be more useful here.

And do you think the Author will make her relevant in the Future Arcs????

The chances are very bleak.

I could see them as some proud mom who will send their Kids to fight on their Father's behalf (after their eventual death) in the War Arc... But I don't see them doing anything more than that.

Who knows, Ikemoto might pull this Team 7 Bullshit in his War Arc (i.e if N and S were alive until that point) and make Sakura summon slug along with N and S... or something like that... But she will be mocked in a very different way, that's for sure.

But I can't see NH or SS to have more presence that could influence the story again.

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Anonymous asked:

Honestly, if naruto isn't gay then chapter 3 doesn't make sense. Naruto uses a sasuke henge to ask sakura about himself and all she does is talk badly about him! And then she talks about how much she wants sasuke and he says he understands why he likes her? I don't know how else anyone could interpret this... Do you know what excuses people give to 'debunk' this? Also the nicest thing he thinks about her is that she's cute, but he doesn't ever say that she's not ugly when people say that she is. On the other hand don't even imply that sasuke and sai are the same, sasuke's waaaay cooler according to naruto 🤭

I remember there is an NH shipper who wrote a long post dissecting that Chapter 3 scene... And claimed How Naruto was not sooo into Sakura because all he cared about was getting Acknowledgement from Sasuke...

I was like 🤭 My Dude!!! You are very right. But don't you actually see the SNS subtext behind it??? A Boy likes a Girl because she likes another Boy.... and that another Boy was whom this Boy chased, pined, yearned, prayed under Shooting Stars, found him to be 'Coooler'.... Just what's not clicking???

And when you ask that to a NaruSaku shipper, they just say "Oh... He wanted acknowledgement from Sasuke AS A BROTHER".

Simple.

But then I remembered an NH post which claimed Naruto considered Sakura as a Sister😂😂😂😂... (Go to Anti Narusaku tags and you'll find it)).

That's when I realized that this Fandom finds pleasure in CircleJerking about the concept of Siblings to deflect any moments that threatens their Ship.

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Okay, So... there is this repeated pattern of events that’s bugging me a lot starting from the Pain Arc... 

Hinata confessed to Naruto in front of Pain (NH) ===>>> Later The Author made Sakura to hug Naruto by rubbing it in Hinata’s face (NS) ===>>>> Later he made Sakura to fake confess Naruto.. to destroy NS ===>>> Finally, Naruto confessed Sasuke under the bridge and Sasuke got stunned (SNS)

Naruto held the Hands of Hinata, (NH) ===>>> Later on Naruto called Sakura as his Girlfriend (much to Hinata’s dismay) to show off in front of his Dad that he’s cool, (NS) ===>>> Later he made Sakura to wet over Sasuke after he arrived in the Battlefield, to show (SS) ===>>> But Sasuke was planning to save only Naruto (Juugo) from the Tailed Beast Bomb (SNS)

Kushina asked Naruto to not find a Weird Girl and to find someone like herself. Naruto already called her a Weird girl in her Introduction scene ===>>> But Kishi ended up making Minato to compare Sakura with Kushina (NS) to mock NH ===>>> Later in this Interview the Author denied that Sakura & Kushina parallel is a Red Herring ===>>> Much much later Kishi gave the real tropes of Kushina to Sasuke in Boruto movie (SNS)

Hinata tripped over the Rocks after her desperate attempt to save her Naruto-kun in the War Arc (NH) ===>>> But also he made Sakura to give Lip to Lip CPR to Naruto (NS) ===> Well, that didn’t save him anyway... However, right after that, when Sakura was stabbed by Madara, Sakura was seen vying for the attention from Sasuke, while ignoring the fact that Naruto was the one who saved her (SS) ===>>> Later, Sasuke left Sakura to die in the Lava pit while saving Naruto (SNS).

LOLOL.

So, every NS moment was written for the sole purpose to spite NH... And that NS moment was intentionally followed up by an horrible / hilarious SS moment. And that SS moment was indeed destroyed by SNS...

Wow, Nice Kishi!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Did you know that the pairings would be NH and SS before you read/watched the ending?

Naah... I started the series without any future knowledge about the plot.

And I legit thought these girls existed for satiating specific section of Audience who badly wants Romance to sit through any media... You know, Just like Jane Foster, Pepper Potts, Peggy Carter acted as Love Interests for Thor, Iron Man and Captn America respectively... Who comes and goes for a scene... Acted as some Moral compass for their man, use their feelings to make the Heroes to do some dumb things but they are utterly useless from the story perspective.

Atleast that's how I thought this story would pan out in the very beginning... Like Naruto would be with Sakura... Or Hinata... Something like that.

But as the story proceeded further and further, what started as Mild Annoyance had changed into Severe Disgust by leaps and bounds.

In the End... Even though I wasn't surprised at the pairings... My mind was totally upset and bitter for some reason which I can't able to understand. Because, I usually don't give a quarter dime for those Half-Assed Romantic plotlines in Action/Adventure/Fantasy genre. I consider it as, "Romance exists in these movies because it has to 🤷🏻‍♀️".

I adore Iron Man... Even though I don't personally like that romance plotline, but I always knew that he would get together with Pepper Potts... (Pepper stopping Tony from being Iron Man without even realizing the fact that's exactly what he wanted to be.... For 5 fucking movies is one of the cringiest romance I've ever seen). But I never took it to my heart enough to give a deep thought about it or even hate it...

I just shrugged it entirely. Because I don't care about Ship/Romance in any media. I only care about World Building, Lores, Complex Characters and Plot structures.

But for the very first time in my life, I got bothered with Ships/Romance and I got disgusted with a fact which even though I suspected to happen loooonnnnng back but still ended up yelling at myself, "Just Why??? Why these fucking Assholes out of all the people??"

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Anonymous asked:

I have enough this posts where Naruto being Hokage and marrying Hinata is the best thing that happened to him e.g. Naruto but not really Naruto says sensei I became Hokage I got married and I started a family I wish you were here to see it and they show pictures of being Hokage, wedding ect. This people act like being Hokage was Naruto’s main goal like he wanted to leave Hokage to bring Sasuke, to be with Sasuke and to go with Sasuke and I have to believe that Hokage was his main dream. No, it was Sasuke. They act like Hinata saved him even though she did nothing, I guess they just like her big boobs but Naruto doesn’t like them because he sleeps on a fucking couch, they show his children but he doesn’t care about them, doesn’t talk with them, play just nothing. How can they say he is happy? Homophobia is the worst thing in this fandom, they just cut Sasuke from Naruto’s life even though the whole show was about it. Doing sth like that is homophobic, why couldn’t they just wrote for their own piece of mind Naruto brought his friend back, they just don’t want to because they are homophobic and they know their relationship they just don’t want to accept it. Wake up people, Hokage was never the main goal of Naruto and Hinata, his children are the reason why he doesn’t want to come back home from work. This hokage job is now a thing that helps him stay away from family that he didn’t want to have and it’s all because of your selfish booby queen.

While Naruto definitely wanted to become Hokage and he was screaming about it for 600+ chapters... Why can't they understand that he was screaming/pining about Sasuke much more than that??? Even Dudebros felt very uncomfortable with Naruto prioritizing Sasuke than his Hokage Goal.

Yeah, He wanted to become Hokage but WITH ONLY SASUKE ON HIS SIDE and that's why he asked Sasuke to help him out with his dream in Chapter 698... Hinata don't even know what was his dream. And She was very happy to get inside his pants on the first chance she got AT THE EXPENSE OF NEJI.

And with Naruto keeping a sleepy face on his Hokage Inauguration Day should be an Alarming Call.. Like why Naruto is looking tired before he even became an Hokage (Can't cite Work Load as the reason)...

They just want to feel better about themselves with the fact that they married the Prince whom the princess wanted all along. Fairy Tale Shippers!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

What's the WORST nh moment in your opinion

I don't have any worst NH moment though. I could say, Hinata admiring Naruto's hands... But that scene totally belongs to her alone since it's a monologue. It's not an interaction where I could pin it on NH.. Other than that, every scenes consist of just Naruto Kun bubbles.

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