#anti hinata wankers – @captnjacksparrow on Tumblr

Anonymous asked:

Your recent post about Sakura and Hinata most likely staying as usual mothers/characters in the manga gave me immediate ideas of their stans excuses. Or at least, NH/Hinata stan excuses.

First of all, Himawari is a special kid. She's so super duper, didn't you know? She fucking unlocked her Byakugan and knocked out the strongest dude/demon (Naruto/Kurama) 😌
Naruto would never appoint anyone but himself or Hinata to watch over his precious, precious offspring. 👨‍👧‍👦 He'd be a piece of shit to even consider the idea. So of course he only entrusted his forever loyal and faithful wife to stay home with her
Himawari's like 6 years old. She absolutely needs to be babysat! (I have no idea how old she is. Also off topic, she's so ugly.) 👶🏻
Hinata, the Byuugakan QUEEN and first lady of Konoha, was so ready to take over that mission to find Boruto. But she only stood down to watch over her darling angel at her loving, would-never-cheat-on-her husband's request 👸🏻😍
Ino, Sai, Shikamaru and anyone else not staying at home with their kids are obviously bad parents. They're all inferior to the almighty president and Queen lady of Konoha. 😤

NH peeps' Headcanon Rating : -50/100

The Entertainment I got from reading their Delusion Rating : 1000/100🏆

#anti hinata #anti hinata wankers #i gave 0.5 because of their effort to hold Hinata flag and die on that hill forever

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Anonymous asked:

👋👋👋Heyy Hope i am not bothering you

There's this epi of Naruto we're Hinata is dancing around naked on the water at night and Naruto sees her naked body but doesn't know who she is which implies he didn't see her face. And apparently her face didn't need to be see for her to be considered beautiful by him just her body.

Then Hinata get all shy like Omg he saw me.

But don't you think it's weird that grown adults would animate a 12 yr old is dancing naked in a public area where her teammates are super closeby.

Then she think NOBODY😏😏😏😏 would see her like there ain't wandering ninjas nearby or maybe a teammates getting up to drink/ catch water.

Like Sp really sexualized her. Straight up Hentai. It would be one thing if she own her sexuality but this is not the case.

Now what was weirder was the fandom said, "That's why he married her😍😍😍"

Because he didn't see her face in epi we can imply they mean he married her for her body.

Like she doesn't have anything to offer to Naruto but her Kitten at 12!?!?

That's sad.

I bring this up because it's a well worshipped Epi that even tho is filler it is allegedly based on some truth... apparently... allegedly.

But even if that was the case. Why would anyone want this to be the reality of any relationship? Doesn't sound loving or romantic.

In the beginning, I thought the Author sexualized Hinata and for that I cursed him a lot, you know. Only to realize later that Hinata was drawn like wearing some Halloween Ghost wearing white sack for 700 chapters with not an inch of skin show in an awkward way. Thank the heavens!!!

"That's why he married her"

I don't know whether these words were said by girls or guys... Because NH is popular among guys. I've literally seen atleast 25 simping accounts for Hinata in Instagram which was run by Guys and their motto was "Rather than going behind a girl who don’t like you (Sakura), wait for sometime. A Right girl will come find you".

Such an Incels.

If that line was said by Girls, then they are hopeless & are so out of touch with reality....

Like she doesn't have anything to offer to Naruto but her Kitten at 12!?!?

Why would anyone want this to be the reality of any relationship?

They are literally proving the Author as Right.

He literally said, "Hinata is nothing but boobs" and the Fans are now agreeing that Naruto married Hinata only for her Kitten.

I mean, that Bikachu episode has nothing to do with Kishimoto, he didn't write that... But Fans celebrate it for the same reason the Author mocked her in a random interview which happened after a year the Manga got over. Even Sekibeing, the Boruto Animator drew an Explicit fanart of NH where Hinata’s b00bs were overflowing out of the bedsheet. Sigh!!

So, NH was always about B00bs appeal for the fandom, male fandom atleast. For women, they just want to be banged by Naruto, the main character.

#anti hinata #antihinata #anti hinata wankers #anti nh

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madarathediva asked:

In this post anon was talking about this, don't know if you already saw those posts on twitter so here's some screenshots-

Hinata and Sakura stans don't have any other things to do except selling their lies as canon facts on internet you know.... 😏

(•ิ_•ิ)(•ิ_•ิ)(•ิ_•ิ)

Come On!!!

Tsunade was drawn to fight Oro (Strongest Villain in Part 1) and Madara (Strongest in Part 2). And we have extended fight sequences which showed how she was worthy of being a Hokage. Even Konan had 1.5 chapters worth of fight with Obito.

In the Manga, Hinata was intentionally clowned by making her One-Panelled into oblivion. All these pics were SP's attempt to make that useless girl to be atleast relevant to Naruto's life. Naruto's fight with Isshiki was again hyped up by SP to show that Naruto don't go down (nerfed) like some bumbling moron... Whereas in the Manga, he was again defeated very easily.

So, everything these Jokers were aguing about were built up on Filler Nonsense... Hinata may have taught her Naruto-Kun as to how to make Tea... But Taijutsu (???).

#anti hinata #anti hinata wankers #antihinata

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dinainsun-deactivated20240116 asked:

Still not a Boruto fan but I found this really amusing. Credit to its creator.

captnjacksparrow answered:

Now that I see it, Kawaki's eye shape also resembles Sasuke's eyes. Is this why Naruto was so hell-bent on protecting Kawaki at all costs despite the danger he brings into the Village whereas with Boruto.... Naruto was like, ‘Meh!’.???

mciorr

Kawaki looks nothing like Naruto or Sasuke. Naruto's jaw? Naruto has a square chin and Kawaki has a pointy chin, Sasuke has black hair and Kawaki has dark brown hair and Kawaki's eye shape looks nothing like Sasuke's. SNS shippers are blinder than Itachi 🤣

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Oh here we go!!! I thought I blocked your Annoying ass... But this time I will.

Firstly, You have no qualification to talk about any characters in Narutoverse... Let alone Itachi. He is a far far better and interesting character than your stupid low level horny creepo...

Secondly, you are talking about SNS fans being Blind... Then what of you???

Kawaki has Brown Colour Hair????

Then what the fuck is this???

Kawaki might have pointy chin as opposed to Naruto... But so does Sasuke...

What kind of fucking eyeballs do you have anyway???

#anti hinata wankers #anti hinata #antihinata

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Anonymous asked:

Can SNS just mass report this Uzumakiprincesshime person? She has been stalking the SNS tag and not caring when shippers are asking her to leave them alone. The day Tumblr will become like Twitter where these assholes do whatever they please. No. Tumblr is ours, and we won't let them bully us like this. She is a pathological harasser and I think they should be taught a lesson. By getting their ass banned on here and letting them know that whoever tries to pull this kinda shit with SNS shippers here, being homophobic and stupidly moralistic while being absolutely dumb and ignorant will be treated the same way. This ain't Twitter and we aren't scared.

I already reported that person. Anon.

I think that harasser picked some SNS bloggers... And from there, She started to harass the people who are commenting/liking the posts from them. I am saying this because I commented under Tamelee's post and immediately right after 15 mins I got a message from her.

Man, If only SNS were Canon, Am pretty sure no one would go to Anti-Tags and ask them to not draw them cheating their husband. We would still mind our own business, Won't we???

Few months ago, we saw that Chhote-Pandit moron (It's a He despite that guy is faking under She) harassing SNS'ers. Now these chain of Hinata wankers... Hmmph.... Empty vessel indeed makes more noise.

Of Course, Tumblr is the only place to keep our sanity and then comes these Arrogant Creeps.

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