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She/her, adult, multifandom disaster and cats, stress-free zone unless you count fandom pain, theoretically a writer.
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artsarasp

System Possession AU - Masterpost

Howdy Howdy! System Possession is a SVSSS AU born by accident and fueled by brainrot and quick sketches! The AU started because I drew a few pages for @fairsweetlonging System reveal au, and then started going insane about potential system possession with friends.

-The story-

The peak lords first notice the system.

The system has taken over!

Liu Qingge wants answers...

However, he may not like them.

Yue Qingyuan has a chat with the System.

These missions cause qi-deviations, Mu Qingfang listens to his shixiong while he checks on him.

7 - [The Plan]

Shang Qinghua comes up with a plan for dealing with the System.

Lou Binghe is worried about his Shizun so he asks for help!

9 - [The room]

Shizun is in his room, reading a bad book about his friend's suffering.

Mu Qingfang has a conversation with the System.

Moving many disciples is already difficult, even worse if they are too worried to move!

Mu Qingfang just completed his first mission! Be nice to him.

Shang Qinghua's System makes an appearance.

Shen Qingqiu may not be in his room for much longer!

Yue Qingyuan comes to a realization during a mission.

wtf zhangmen-shixiong, that's scary.

System Error.

18 - [10%]

Shang Qinghua would like to know what's going on?

19 - [9%]

[loading...]

-Extras -

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I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....

Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident

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anqelbean

I feel like Shen Yuan doesn't really understand the concept of "faking your death", because faking your death doesn't include actually dying.

But it’s even worse than that! He DID consider just faking his death but dismissed that as too cliche. Never let it be said he won’t stand behind his vicious critiques of bad writing…

To death, you say?

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curlicuecal

binghe wrote these tags

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sairusboom

I want AU, where LQG mysteriously has a baby. He travels for 5 years and then suddenly returns with a child. And everyone goes crazy because of it.

PIDWbaby!Jiu: Are you going to do anything with THIS?
LQG: For what? I don't care about gossip
PIDWbaby!Jiu: This won't end well

two angry birds on Bai Zhan

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Shen Qingqiu is probably the only guy whose number one plan to achieve his main goal in life (not dying) was just to kill himself multiple times

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mikkeneko

A selection of tags:

#legend#nobody is doing it like him#because why the fuck would they -@majestictortoise

#xie lian slowly raises his hand to be included but hua cheng pushes it back down -@crimsonrainseekingflower

#like that was Plan A my dude?? -@kobold-spouse

#FUNNIEST FUCKING THING BC UR RIGHT#HE WAS LIKE ‘oh god oh fuck oh geez my blorbo wants to kill me! what should I do!’#and after thinking abt it for 3 yrs he’s like ‘i know how to make sure my Blorbo does not kill me: I’ll kill MYSELF first’#‘and die in his arms 🥰’#MULITPLE TIMES HE DOES THIS SHIT - @bmgh-writing

#sqq: i definitely don’t want to die#reader: whats all this then - @wife-beam

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thunderpot

A good while ago I posted a Consort T pic for these adorable clowns, and I like to think they were in LBH's underground palace then. This time around, it's time for the Emperor's Consort to visit our adorable Critter King in the Northern Fortress!

I like to call it "The Consort T II" 🤣

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pippuns

you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?

very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed

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