glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

HI GUYS HERE'S A SILLY UQUIZ FOR YOU SILLY PEOPLE AND PICREW

TAGGING (NO PRESSURE): @cherry-seeds @punk-angel @amai-panko @churrothezanyrabbit @blooky8 @stupidhany @yuio827 @friendshipgirl @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @pancake-munchkin AND LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!!

Haha wait until I fucking explode with love for my favorite fandoms

Very cool

@ttheatre-trashh, @chandlerschainsaw, @worldsbiggestnerd101, @a-fucking-tornado, @schnitzelsemmerl + open tags!

tnx for the tag!!!

................ WELL NO NEED TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE-

anyways here's my picrew :333

@richieshusband @guskinnie @sunflowergamer6 @sunflowergamer6 @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @dingus0401 @ace-aussie-asshole @twomanyfandomshelp @moreover-clover @horny-lil-art-hoe @the-duke-of-making-a-mess @faenemy @colorfullaudino @tinybitofhope + and anyone else who wants to join!!!

Thank you for the tag!!

Also side note, my brain did the thing where before you read the whole sentence your brain makes one up off of the few words it sees so I saw this and immediately got so mad lolol

.... ANYWAY!!!

No pressure tags:

@transitranger327 @aceing-on-the-cake @hfl23 @redley-of-many-noodles @goneahead @drifter-gaming @freshnewpeyton @duck-in-a-thrift-store @toothlessthedragon23 @allie-leth @aceofcrows1222 @mxdraven @cassiopeiainthequeerroses @chaoticrei @gayoticbeing @keezychid @nolia-darkash @thorndvst @dndmaster07 @mobunso @lisaisntcis @souls-for-fandoms @queenofestrogen @riled-reconteur @orpheus7 @weeblebeep @sunnysnailsnuggies @iamreallytryingiswear & anyone who wants to join!! If you don't want to be tagged, plz DM me!

oooh this was really fun awesome picrew picrew! ty for the tag

open tags + no pressure @imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer @barbthebuilder @cookie-nom-nom @enby-ive @viva-gardens @annotated-catastrophe

Thanks for the tag!! Very silly indeed

@gaygothfluid @radioactive-bean @wren-fest @mxnapkin @thegeniusidiotnstickmerchant3728 @chaoticrei @sotiredimbored

No pressure and anyone can join!

Freaked out when I got this notification

There was no genderfluid flag so I have a trans one which is also accurate

Anyway...

@i-am-just-a-skeleton @elixir-31 @opening-6 @adumbteenboy

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH :3

this was very silly !! Also Tristan U bitch U stole most of my tagging ppl arrrhrhghjf anyways. . . (Charge Ur phone)

No pressure tags to my non irls Tumblr mooties<3 (now I've done a two of these recently lol) @ispreadrabieslikewildfire @leafuxxtea

GRAHAHAHHAH THANKS YOU FOR TAGGNG ME :::33333

IM SO SILLY FOTREQLS

Tagging. @biblically-accu-rat @seariii @arc-archernar @roseofcards90 @rainbowghostcat @sweetfishdish and yeha im lazy THATS ALL !!

Hi! Thank you so much @ispreadrabieslikewildfire for tagging me! This was so much fun!

I'll tag:

@09lover @ruruss @labyrintherim @lostxmelody @kyanako5972

@good-beans @justzosiahere @mukuberry @kafurscoffin @mafufuu

@coffee-without-anesthetics @5567i82 @himawari-candyy @caffemochachoco @captainstrawberrywings

@nilovalentine @sun-god-cometh @amberswrld10 @number2prismguard @galactic-chaos9

@not-too-many-eyes @amugoffandoms @cryptid-gore @vincord @blitz0hno

@mukuberry @polarmary @0809sysblings @heynowisavedyouright @lavendertarot

And anyone else can do this too! ^-^

thanks @rainbowghostcat

Ok I’m tagging @clarybeary44 @sushihara @dorunasch @starrfiore @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @caeboa @silentmusicbox @kiss-the-homies-goodnight @hopeymchope @maskedman06 @johannepetereric and @thinkin-bout-milgram

Thanks again for tagging

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

this broke 10,000 notes so

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

I’ve made a mistake

OKAY

well he believes me now!

ABORT ABORT ABORT

update

100k update

GUYS THIS POST MADE IT TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO. 2:50

yeah he’s livid

I thought this was a rage or bait post because there was no way someone could be this stupid. Especially with a known magical girl anime like cardcaptor Sakura (she’s the most popular one that isn’t sailor moon in the west). But this tweet is actually serious about it…

The fucking cake said her name and it looks nothing like sailor moon nor did any of these symbols appear in that SM. Why are sailor moon fans so dumb? First saying that cutie honey was a sailor moon ripoff when by that logic sailor moon is a ripoff of cutie honey because CH came first. Then I heard someone saw a picture of that stupid dog cure from the current flop season of precure and think it was sailor moon when those art styles or outfits look nothing alike. Now this… how are they not embarrassed by their own stupidity?

I’d actually kill somebody to have this poster are you fucking with me

Sofa sitting positions

aww little guy! ... wait he's a bit fucked up actually-

I don't think I've posted these here, but P5 shitposts from my twt again lolol

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Long collection of resources under the cut.

Keep reading

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

Another one that I just found recently is this, which is a whole collection of blogs, organized by topic!

Look guys the real internet IS STILL THERE I’m going to cry

Getting off of twitter and onto neocities has really healed me and I am so glad to see it is healing other people too ;u; let’s retreat into the self-made digital woods and away from corporate bs pls, I am so tired

stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

tesco: same deal as target, except itll be a costa instead of a starbucks. also you can maybe grab a fruit from the box of free fruit for kids to eat in the store. 6/10

sainsbury’s: best of luck finding anything in a sainsbury’s, up to and including a good crying spot. If, however, by some miracle, you succeed in this endeavor, you will be rewarded with a really good place to cry. 7/10

asda: this is literally just british walmart. you can still do better. 2/10

aldi: tbh depends on what they have in those weird bins of assorted Stuff. sometimes its a great environment for crying, sometimes you’re having a breakdown next to a bin full of rubber chickens. 5/10

co-op: THERES NO FUCKING SPACE. 0/10

morrisons: i have never been inside a morrisons except in my nightmares. ???/10

M&S: some moderately-wealthy students from the local university will point and laugh at you, but you might get some esoteric-if-oddly-helpful advice from a small child. 4/10

this chart except the entire thing is just fuck it we ball

I've got both the "fuck it we ball" version and the extended one here!

I’ve got both the “fuck

it we ball” version and the

extended one here!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.