My POTC Dead Men Tell No Tales CONFESSIONS
- Every time I try to spell Magda's name I pause and have to google it. I don't know why, perhaps because it sounds so unusual to me. But I always worry that I am misspelling it. *Me staring at the letters, muttering, which one comes first the 'g' or the 'd'???*
- I found some parts of the movie slightly boring (basically all parts that didn't have our Bois in it) So I maaaaayyyy have skipped some parts at the end until the Bois showed up.😁 #guilty
- I have no idea how to spell lieutenant, thank gods I've written it so many times that it comes up in my suggestion. Sorry, Tiente- Tentie. Fuck *googles* Teniente 😇
- I get some of the Officers confused. While I remember their names and such I have difficulty attaching a face to the name. (THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE SCREEN TIME DAMN IT!!) So when @acidyellowlava laments that she's not able to capture their faces perfectly I usually don't really have an idea who it is if the names not there. Not because Acid can't draw them but because I am incapable of connecting the name to the face. So thank you for drawing them maybe I'll recognise them some day by face alone.🤣
- Idk if this counts as an confession or not but if I ever for some reason where to happen to be in the presence of El Capitán. I would fight him. Full on brawl. I wouldn't win. But I will fight. If I got to choose between kissing him and having him kiss my fist, I'd punch him hands down.🤷🏻♀️ (I love him but God doesn't he have Bastard Energy ™ down to a T)
- In the same note, if I were ever in our dear lieutenant's presence I would avoid him at all costs. If I am not near him I can't make a fool out of my self. LOGIC 101.
- My favourite thing about Lesaro is... His nose. No I will give no further comments.
- I've kinda written some "fanfic scenes". It's not even a cohesive story and in no way good. Some of you may have read the beginning of it.
- Slightly NSFW? I love the idea of Dom!Lesaro way more than should be healthy. Like his dick is BIG. (And he knows how to use it)
I have now confessed my sins. Anyone else wanna get it off their chest?😉