Scenario: The Hobbit Cast singing under the shower

Gandalf: Nice to meet you, where you been, I can show you incredible things!! Magic, madness, heaven, sin-

Bilbo: I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

Thorin: ...And should the skies be filled with fire and smoke, keep watching over Durin's sons....

Bard: I'M TOO HOT (hot damn) MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN

Thranduil: Hey, I just met you- And this is crazy! But here's the king's tent, so join me maybe...?

Kili: Her name is Tauriel, I have a dream about her, she rings my bell..bUT I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

Legolas: Quit playing games with my heart, with my heart

Tauriel: OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN! I played with your heart

Azog: To the right, to the left, we will fight to the DEATH

Gollum: I am beautiful, no matter what they say......

Feren&Lindir: I tried so hard and got so far- but in the end it doesn't even matter...