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The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

@captainsigge / captainsigge.tumblr.com

Sigge. 25. Heathen. BG3 BRAINROT
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Ohy, finally getting this out of my head! °˖✧◝( ̄O ̄)◜✧˖°

A little thought on how the bois could have saved themselves in the end of the movie turned up in a whole comic, and I said why not, you know, like always. It’s gonna be messy, start very derpy and maybe the faces won’t even look like the actors, but if I wait till the moment I make photographic quality drawings then this may never see the light of day, and that bugs me waaaaay more. So I’m getting it out in the open, and who knows maybe in the future I’ll get back at it again, fix what’s to be fixed and color it too, but at least let’s start with not letting it rot in the sketches folder.

I’m obviously taking some personal liberties when it comes to the law of physics of the scene (*rethinks about the sense of law of physics and the magical wall of water in the same context* °shakes head and goes on*) but thankfully in the next parts it’ll all be more “natural” and less hypothetical.

Can you guess what’s gonna happen next? 😏

A thousand thanks to @captainsigge​ and @mysticalgalaxysalad​ who supported me - but mostly put up with me 😆 - while making this, and also helping me getting out of the “Never Posting Sketches” zone, THANK YOU ❤️

Also, fear not, I’m also going on with the other drawings while making this, I’ve got a pair of things cooking that may come to light very soon, buwahahah!

Stay tuned for the next parts! ( 人 ^ ▽ ’ ) ~ ☆

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@acidyellowlava YOU mURDereD ME!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

This is cold blooded murder! I see your assassin days are not over!

*Screams into Pillow*

Jail to Critter! Jail to Critter for a 100 years!

THE HOPELESSNESS THE DESPAIR THE BETRAYAL. *SOBS*

A captain abandoning his crew and even killing one (accidentally or not) all for his quest for revenge! If I ever get my hands on that bastard I'll show him [*redacted*] 🤬🤬🤬🤬!! No one hurts my Lieutenant!! *Remembers the look of utter despair you drew for him* *Sobs*

The fact that Gui yelled Armando just makes the pain all the more deeper. You definitely weren't pulling any punches - absolutely ruining us with this piece.😭😭😭

Don't get me wrong I love the fact that they could save themselves! Please pretty please make sure they all live🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕 snälla söta rara Critter 🙏💕 No jail for you if they all survive😜 yes even that bastard 🤬 of a captain, I want him to bloody answer for his crimes. *Mutters*

I am ecstatic that you share these "unfinished" (I don't know how you could ever call these mere sketches they are wonderful!😍) artworks with us. I am so very grateful. And the fact that you have more hiding in a file somewhere 😏😏😏 did I ever tell you about the time I locked myself out of my computer and hacked my way back in again? Better be careful Critter because I am coming for those "unfinished" *snorts in disbelief* artworks of yours!👀😍😏 #hackertime

I don't understand why they didn't all just gang up on Sparrow, and as you so aptly put it, pummel him to the ground. I think my version of honour is very different to the Captain's. I would definitely butt heads with him all the time.🤣 Maybe the Crew would realise I'd make a better Captain and simply de-throne him.😜😏 I already got the title nice and ready.

As always I am amazed, no BLOWN AWAY, by your talent.😍 Even when you use it for evil😭😝❤️

Well done, you ruined me even worse than the movie did!👏😂🥇🏆

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A little behind the scene of Birthday Hula Dance, or as I like to call this 

“The Fourteenth Man”

…Because for some inexplicable reason (which I’ve long stopped looking for, to be honest 🤣), of all the things my mind could have focused on, it decided to ponder on the number of the men in @tockamybeloved ‘s scene.

Basically it went: 

“They’re 10 on the beach, and then Cortez and Lesaro join them, so they are now 12, and with El Capitán they’ll be a total of 13…”

And so my higher brain functions or whatever stood for them went down the drain to the magical world of you remember when historically people used to be heavily superstitious about any gathering with 13 people?  From there my hand just slipped and drew whatever it wanted 😂😂😂

I totally envision Cortez and Santos to be the ones behind this plan, and man! don’t you hate it when at the last moment there’s that one teeny weeny detail that puts the whole operation in jeopardy? As someone who often got trips and parties cancelled for this very reason, I feel that sort of desperation.

My one grudge with these is that I realized only when all was done that I’ve drawn all of decks planks in the wrong direction, as they were meant to be parallel to the direction of ship’s length, and not perpendicular as I’ve have done. Oh well, of all the things I could regret that is totally the best, for I’m very satisfied with how the rest came out 😎

Remember to pour one for poor Officer Cris who had to go and get ill to let me make Magda join, our true hero!

PS Pardon my terrible handwriting, I’m afraid you’ll have to see even more of it in the Epilogue ^^’

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@acidyellowlava that gif is so me noticing there is more artwork by you. NOT OnlY OnE But TWO mORe! Christmas come early indeed ❤️(╥﹏╥)❤️ #blessed

First of all, Cris decided to stick his *what* where?😳 Maybe I shouldn't have been looking at the hula scene for so long. My mind is now permanently in the gutter of Tortuga.😂

I've said it once and I'll say it a hundred times again, the emotions in this comic is so well done and absolutely hilarious!😂😂 I had to fight not to laugh so hard (don't wanna wake up the rest of the family) but I must admit, the sight of Magda being forcibly dragged across deck while Lesaro is distracted by imagined seagulls almost did me in.😂 It was a VERY close-call! Nothing to see there indeed.🤣

I understand the feeling well when the best laid plans slowly start to unravel because someone is sick or cancels. It sucks, so it is good that Magda ööh volunteered to join the party.😏 *Pouring one out for Officer Cris*

Terrible handwriting? Darlin' you haven't seen mine, at least yours is eligible! I think you have very pretty handwriting, I'm actually a little bit jealous.😉💕

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Day 2444 of being trapped in the Triangle:
Moss: hey wanna hear a joke?
Magda: sure
Moss: okay knock knock
Magda: who's there?
Moss: choke
Magda: choke who?
Moss: choke me da-
Lesaro/Santos: chOKIN HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE-
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I'm so sorry this has no source - perhaps @piratesangel could help us source this magnificent reference?? I know Miguel Magda staunchly insists he is taller than Lieutenant Lesaro, and will fight anyone on it if they say otherwise...😂

Also, I made this once, might be semi helpful as a comparison of the other main PotC 5 characters to el Capitán 😊 (who is 1.81m)

(And... I have to show it. I only come up to his medals...)

*bangs head on the desk* I remember seeing this but I can’t find the artist again! *delves back deep into the dmtnt tag*

I might need some time to find again the picture on Tumblr, but on Twitter I traced back the artist to  @0215haru_M which also gave me some more details on the Officers height:

Rupert Raineri (aka Santos)

(about 1,78 m tall)

Stephen Lopez (aka Moss)

 Rodney Afif (aka Magda)

Juan Carlos Vellido (aka Lesaro)

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captainsigge

*takes notes* Hmmm, I think I have a fair shot of taking most of them down.... *Looks up from the list* If I'm quick about it.😏

(Now you may ask yourself, does she mean attack hug or attack attack?? It's all in the suspense.😉🤷🏻‍♀️)

Btw thanks guys for doing all these references and research. Appreciate it❤️❤️❤️

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