Magda: Come on, sir, the curse thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Lesaro apart. You two just need to bone.

Moss: *chuckles nervously*

Captain Salazar: What did you say?

Santos: Don't say it again.

Magda: I said you two need to bone.

Cortez: *whimpers*

Captain Salazar: How dare you, officer Magda. I am your superIOR OFFICER!

BONE!

What happens in my quarters, officer, is none of your business.

BONE?!?!

Don't ever speak to me like that again.

OH GODS THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.🤣

Nooo Nico you adorable little idiot! Has it been so long that even Nurse!Magda makes you turn your head? *snorts* Not that I blame you, I mean, look at those calves!🥵🤣

Nico: "Awww, she's a shy one!"

I can't Nico. I simply can't. *dies of laughter*

This scene is so loaded with emotions that you can practically taste it.😂

Devious little El Matador Del Mar! (I like how he refers himself that way, he's always so proud.) What have you done to poor Magda! It is never good to make an enemy of the one who will be piecing you together after a fight. A prank here and there but full on crossdressing? *tsk tsk* Someone's getting served cold soup next time.😘

Nico:

Miguel:

Armando:

Thank you and @piratesangel for blessing us with this hilarious little comic, I keep smiling so much that it hurts.(≧▽≦)❤️ Don't worry, I forgive you for uploading this, all your sins are forgiven. But I don't think I can look Magda in the eye after this. ;P

*a thousand hugs and kisses* (~￣³￣)~❤️

P.S. I'm getting worried for Magda's sanity. He's been through a lot.😂 Me thinks, you enjoy drawing him at the end of his mind. Ruffling those feathers a little.

P.P.S. can SOMEONE pls tell Nico to work on his pickup lines. They are hilarious but, yeah, not the best.😂

A little behind the scene of Birthday Hula Dance, or as I like to call this 

“The Fourteenth Man”

…Because for some inexplicable reason (which I’ve long stopped looking for, to be honest 🤣), of all the things my mind could have focused on, it decided to ponder on the number of the men in @tockamybeloved ‘s scene.

Basically it went: 

“They’re 10 on the beach, and then Cortez and Lesaro join them, so they are now 12, and with El Capitán they’ll be a total of 13…”

And so my higher brain functions or whatever stood for them went down the drain to the magical world of you remember when historically people used to be heavily superstitious about any gathering with 13 people?  From there my hand just slipped and drew whatever it wanted 😂😂😂

I totally envision Cortez and Santos to be the ones behind this plan, and man! don’t you hate it when at the last moment there’s that one teeny weeny detail that puts the whole operation in jeopardy? As someone who often got trips and parties cancelled for this very reason, I feel that sort of desperation.

My one grudge with these is that I realized only when all was done that I’ve drawn all of decks planks in the wrong direction, as they were meant to be parallel to the direction of ship’s length, and not perpendicular as I’ve have done. Oh well, of all the things I could regret that is totally the best, for I’m very satisfied with how the rest came out 😎

Remember to pour one for poor Officer Cris who had to go and get ill to let me make Magda join, our true hero!

PS Pardon my terrible handwriting, I’m afraid you’ll have to see even more of it in the Epilogue ^^’

@acidyellowlava that gif is so me noticing there is more artwork by you. NOT OnlY OnE But TWO mORe! Christmas come early indeed ❤️(╥﹏╥)❤️ #blessed

First of all, Cris decided to stick his *what* where?😳 Maybe I shouldn't have been looking at the hula scene for so long. My mind is now permanently in the gutter of Tortuga.😂

I've said it once and I'll say it a hundred times again, the emotions in this comic is so well done and absolutely hilarious!😂😂 I had to fight not to laugh so hard (don't wanna wake up the rest of the family) but I must admit, the sight of Magda being forcibly dragged across deck while Lesaro is distracted by imagined seagulls almost did me in.😂 It was a VERY close-call! Nothing to see there indeed.🤣

I understand the feeling well when the best laid plans slowly start to unravel because someone is sick or cancels. It sucks, so it is good that Magda ööh volunteered to join the party.😏 *Pouring one out for Officer Cris*

Terrible handwriting? Darlin' you haven't seen mine, at least yours is eligible! I think you have very pretty handwriting, I'm actually a little bit jealous.😉💕

@captainchipe @acidyellowlava

I'm so sorry this has no source - perhaps @piratesangel could help us source this magnificent reference?? I know Miguel Magda staunchly insists he is taller than Lieutenant Lesaro, and will fight anyone on it if they say otherwise...😂

Also, I made this once, might be semi helpful as a comparison of the other main PotC 5 characters to el Capitán 😊 (who is 1.81m)

(And... I have to show it. I only come up to his medals...)

*bangs head on the desk* I remember seeing this but I can’t find the artist again! *delves back deep into the dmtnt tag*

I might need some time to find again the picture on Tumblr, but on Twitter I traced back the artist to  @0215haru_M which also gave me some more details on the Officers height:

Rupert Raineri (aka Santos)

(about 1,78 m tall)

Stephen Lopez (aka Moss)

 Rodney Afif (aka Magda)

Juan Carlos Vellido (aka Lesaro)

@acidyellowlava @intricatecaprice

*takes notes* Hmmm, I think I have a fair shot of taking most of them down.... *Looks up from the list* If I'm quick about it.😏

(Now you may ask yourself, does she mean attack hug or attack attack?? It's all in the suspense.😉🤷🏻‍♀️)

Btw thanks guys for doing all these references and research. Appreciate it❤️❤️❤️

SST: A Spoonful Of Sugar (And A Whole Lotta Salt)

[Entry log #15]

I think it’s still way too soon to determine whether or not the effects of the therapy are gonna be beneficial, or if it’s gonna take a completely different approach to make the men of La María Silenciosa start to accept the nature of their trauma and actually process it in order to move on. The repetitions required from baking, the precise instructions, the sensory pleasure and the tangible feeling of one’s work, combined with the whole mind-body focus, might be a powerful instrument in order to help deal with their stress and anxiety.  

Point is I won’t be able to get how much of it works until I manage to obtain one-on-one interviews with them, and until now that’s been downright impossible, these guys just won’t separate from each other, which is all but unimaginable considering what they’ve been through together. As of now, the only member of the crew I’ve talked to alone is the Capt- I mean El Capitán [note to self: never, under any circumstances, anglicize the title] and that encounter only managed to put down in black and white - with the risk of some red on my part - that he and his men are willing to try these métodos revolucionarios if it means they might get rid of their Curse. 

Even though I clearly insisted that psychology has nothing to do with breaking curses - which, by the way, I had no idea existed until my professor handed me their case without any warning whatsoever, thank you sooo much Mr Shelby - they seem adamant in believing so, and for my part I know it’s best not to further discuss the subject with them until later progresses are made. For their sake and mine.

Meanwhile I’m glad to say I’ve noticed some changes throughout the experiment: some of them have willingly shed some of their clothing in favor of some modern (to read: clean and whole) attire, if only part of it. For my part I’ve made a point not to force this on them as they seemed very hesitant in letting someone else - even each other - examine too closely the extent of their body damage. This could be a good point of discussion in the next session, but I’m afraid I’ll have to split the group to get work done in that department. Sure, some of the Officers are actually glad of covering themselves better [exception made for Officer Nadiez, I still need to find him but the moment he takes off his hat he basically dissapears!], but most of the deckhands are reduced to mere scraps of clothing, and dealing with the fact that they are their clothing is a whole lotta baggage that they all have left to unpack for a generous lot of years. [Note to self: maybe suggest watching The Invisible Man for next week?]

PS Remember to pass by the pharmacy Friday to get that asthma inhaler, all this ash is making my nose tickle, and trying to hold a sneeze in front of a whole lot of armed men is a most terrifying experience! 

Tagging for this mad mad ride @intricatecaprice​ (I swear I’m still working on that Athena picture, on my honor!) @montmartre-parapluie @blukoffee @ghostcaptainsalazar @piratesangel . A super thanks to @captainchipe and @tockamybeloved for your support, that really helped me kicking those last panels yesterday 💕

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This is hilarious, the puns are to die for 😂😂😂

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I Love this! I Love your style! I LOVE the way you draw emotions. The little animations are adorable and gives everything a little bit of spice. I love spice cakes, you think they could bake me some? The idea of them breaking their curse through baking is equally hilarious and sweet. Love it. I love many things about this, but I got to admit that the puns truly take the cake.😏😘

(YOU'RE GOING TO DRAW THE HULA?!!!! *SCREECHES* *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* This is the Good Place.)