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The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

@captainsigge / captainsigge.tumblr.com

Sigge. 25. Heathen. BG3 BRAINROT
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My POTC Dead Men Tell No Tales CONFESSIONS

  • Every time I try to spell Magda's name I pause and have to google it. I don't know why, perhaps because it sounds so unusual to me. But I always worry that I am misspelling it. *Me staring at the letters, muttering, which one comes first the 'g' or the 'd'???*
  • I found some parts of the movie slightly boring (basically all parts that didn't have our Bois in it) So I maaaaayyyy have skipped some parts at the end until the Bois showed up.😁 #guilty
  • I have no idea how to spell lieutenant, thank gods I've written it so many times that it comes up in my suggestion. Sorry, Tiente- Tentie. Fuck *googles* Teniente 😇
  • I get some of the Officers confused. While I remember their names and such I have difficulty attaching a face to the name. (THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE SCREEN TIME DAMN IT!!) So when @acidyellowlava laments that she's not able to capture their faces perfectly I usually don't really have an idea who it is if the names not there. Not because Acid can't draw them but because I am incapable of connecting the name to the face. So thank you for drawing them maybe I'll recognise them some day by face alone.🤣
  • Idk if this counts as an confession or not but if I ever for some reason where to happen to be in the presence of El Capitán. I would fight him. Full on brawl. I wouldn't win. But I will fight. If I got to choose between kissing him and having him kiss my fist, I'd punch him hands down.🤷🏻‍♀️ (I love him but God doesn't he have Bastard Energy ™ down to a T)
  • In the same note, if I were ever in our dear lieutenant's presence I would avoid him at all costs. If I am not near him I can't make a fool out of my self. LOGIC 101.
  • My favourite thing about Lesaro is... His nose. No I will give no further comments.
  • I've kinda written some "fanfic scenes". It's not even a cohesive story and in no way good. Some of you may have read the beginning of it.
  • Slightly NSFW? I love the idea of Dom!Lesaro way more than should be healthy. Like his dick is BIG. (And he knows how to use it)

I have now confessed my sins. Anyone else wanna get it off their chest?😉

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A little behind the scene of Birthday Hula Dance, or as I like to call this 

“The Fourteenth Man”

…Because for some inexplicable reason (which I’ve long stopped looking for, to be honest 🤣), of all the things my mind could have focused on, it decided to ponder on the number of the men in @tockamybeloved ‘s scene.

Basically it went: 

“They’re 10 on the beach, and then Cortez and Lesaro join them, so they are now 12, and with El Capitán they’ll be a total of 13…”

And so my higher brain functions or whatever stood for them went down the drain to the magical world of you remember when historically people used to be heavily superstitious about any gathering with 13 people?  From there my hand just slipped and drew whatever it wanted 😂😂😂

I totally envision Cortez and Santos to be the ones behind this plan, and man! don’t you hate it when at the last moment there’s that one teeny weeny detail that puts the whole operation in jeopardy? As someone who often got trips and parties cancelled for this very reason, I feel that sort of desperation.

My one grudge with these is that I realized only when all was done that I’ve drawn all of decks planks in the wrong direction, as they were meant to be parallel to the direction of ship’s length, and not perpendicular as I’ve have done. Oh well, of all the things I could regret that is totally the best, for I’m very satisfied with how the rest came out 😎

Remember to pour one for poor Officer Cris who had to go and get ill to let me make Magda join, our true hero!

PS Pardon my terrible handwriting, I’m afraid you’ll have to see even more of it in the Epilogue ^^’

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@acidyellowlava that gif is so me noticing there is more artwork by you. NOT OnlY OnE But TWO mORe! Christmas come early indeed ❤️(╥﹏╥)❤️ #blessed

First of all, Cris decided to stick his *what* where?😳 Maybe I shouldn't have been looking at the hula scene for so long. My mind is now permanently in the gutter of Tortuga.😂

I've said it once and I'll say it a hundred times again, the emotions in this comic is so well done and absolutely hilarious!😂😂 I had to fight not to laugh so hard (don't wanna wake up the rest of the family) but I must admit, the sight of Magda being forcibly dragged across deck while Lesaro is distracted by imagined seagulls almost did me in.😂 It was a VERY close-call! Nothing to see there indeed.🤣

I understand the feeling well when the best laid plans slowly start to unravel because someone is sick or cancels. It sucks, so it is good that Magda ööh volunteered to join the party.😏 *Pouring one out for Officer Cris*

Terrible handwriting? Darlin' you haven't seen mine, at least yours is eligible! I think you have very pretty handwriting, I'm actually a little bit jealous.😉💕

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Day 2444 of being trapped in the Triangle:
Moss: hey wanna hear a joke?
Magda: sure
Moss: okay knock knock
Magda: who's there?
Moss: choke
Magda: choke who?
Moss: choke me da-
Lesaro/Santos: chOKIN HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE-
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I'm so sorry this has no source - perhaps @piratesangel could help us source this magnificent reference?? I know Miguel Magda staunchly insists he is taller than Lieutenant Lesaro, and will fight anyone on it if they say otherwise...😂

Also, I made this once, might be semi helpful as a comparison of the other main PotC 5 characters to el Capitán 😊 (who is 1.81m)

(And... I have to show it. I only come up to his medals...)

*bangs head on the desk* I remember seeing this but I can’t find the artist again! *delves back deep into the dmtnt tag*

I might need some time to find again the picture on Tumblr, but on Twitter I traced back the artist to  @0215haru_M which also gave me some more details on the Officers height:

Rupert Raineri (aka Santos)

(about 1,78 m tall)

Stephen Lopez (aka Moss)

 Rodney Afif (aka Magda)

Juan Carlos Vellido (aka Lesaro)

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captainsigge

*takes notes* Hmmm, I think I have a fair shot of taking most of them down.... *Looks up from the list* If I'm quick about it.😏

(Now you may ask yourself, does she mean attack hug or attack attack?? It's all in the suspense.😉🤷🏻‍♀️)

Btw thanks guys for doing all these references and research. Appreciate it❤️❤️❤️

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