The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

Bitch

They sold their soul for that talent

Paints and pigments, how do they even work?

Well damn...

Not saying I'm going to use this info for anything but like 😏😏😏

I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

in all fairness chances are the only girls crotch hes seen is a motherfuckin barbie doll

If you don't fuck a virgin right she ends up with a pussy halfway down her thigh

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

AaaaaAaaAaaAAAAAAaaAaaaAAAAAAAH-!

fanfiction culture is reading a good fic but not remembering the title or author and then having to sell your soul to find it again

has anybody else ever gone “I read it in the last two weeks, how much fanfic can i have read in the last two weeks” and then you finally find it on like page 12 of your ao3 history?

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????

yes

i cant frickin breathe??? wow

6 seconds, all this in 6 seconds

Even Bilbo’s hair is shocked.

#it almost looks like the film’s been reversed  #how the heck did they get his hair to do that?

It looks even weirder reversed, kinda like he’s ducking to get away from a sudden breeze:

"The seven armies swore that oath to the one who wields the King’s jewel, the Arkenstone. It is the only thing that will unite them, and in case you have forgotten, that jewel was stolen by Smaug.”

holy shit. imaginingabetterreality they even got the god damn lighting from the fire in the ring. I just can not.