you might think i’m joking but gale dekarios has actually genuinely ruined real world men for me you’re telling me that i met a man who equivocates you to his goddess then says he forgets said goddess with you then turns away from said goddess for you and also has a cat for a best friend and is a fucking nerd and a romantic and then he immediately wifes you up when your adventure is over. and he can do magic. and then ur telling me hes not real. and i have to go on a fucking date with jake from tinder. i hate this i want my husband
Based on a Wallace and Gromit screenshot I saw
there's just something about Gale and lightning...
My personal (Watsonian) theory on how Gale's abs are visible
Ladies, gentlemen, nonbinary dazzlers; you know her, you don't love her, you do everything in your power to keep Gale from detonating her...
Yep. The Netherese Orb!
Now, hear me out. It's canon that this thing eats Gale's magic (a.k.a. the Weave). It's also canon that the Orb is or could be affected by Gale's emotions and/or physical body (a.k.a. Gale being afraid that arousal could cause it to detonate). Plus, whenever Gale dies in-game his corpse just happens to leak toxic magic which gives everyone in the area continuous necrotic damage. Thus, it is reasonable to conclude that hosting a Netherese Orb does a lot of physiological damage to the body; damage on par with that of a tumor or a parasite. Supporting this is Mystra's dialogue with Gale. Namely, she states that the Orb can "never be sated", that it would "consume all magic in existence". That it was a "miracle" it consumed "no more than [Gale's] powers". That she "allows" it to eat real magic, and that this is a temporary solution. All of which heavily implies, if not outright tells us, that Gale could have been killed on first contact with the Orb (along with the rest of the universe possibly being nuked out of existence). Therefore, if the Orb is indeed as toxic/world-destroying as canon tells us, it makes sense that Gale's body would require vast amounts of caloric energy in order to keep it contained. In order to acquire/maintain which, Gale's body might resort to depleting its fat stores.
This in turn might create the appearance of abs-especially if Gale is dehydrated. And since, as we have established, the Orb is super toxic and might be a serious drain on his health, he might be. TLDR: Gale has abs because the Orb takes a serious toll on his body, causing him to lose weight without trying.
Screaming and crying while giggling and kicking my feet
His smile at the end cause he’s smiling to comfort us just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's a good thing that Gale got out of Waterdeep when he did, because that city has been going through it. Excerpts from the Forgotten Realms wiki page about the year BG3 is set in:
A conflict between the Xanathar's Thieves' Guild and the Zhentarim in Waterdeep escalates into a street war.
A skirmish between members of the Zhentarim and the Gralhund family becomes known by Waterdhavian broadsheets as the Gralhund Villa Bloodbath.
A clone of Manshoon appears in Waterdeep and strives to exert control over the local Zhentarim from his base at Kolat Towers.
Waterdeep's City Watch is overwhelmed by violence throughout the city, leading to factions stepping in to help fight gangs and monsters, including the Emerald Enclave, the Harpers, the Lords' Alliance, the Order of the Gauntlet, and even the Zhentarim.
The Burnt Tongue Cult begins kidnapping travelers along the Trade Way between Waterdeep and Daggerford.
The ghost of a girl named Sarah manifests in Candlekeep alongside her journal, which seems to detail disturbing information about Lord Viallis Yellowcrest of Waterdeep.
A young bronze dragon named Zelifarn takes up residence in the Waterdeep Harbor.
Dagult Neverember sends agents to Waterdeep in hopes of reclaiming the half a million gold dragons he embezzled during his tenure as Open Lord.
Gale finally returns home from his adventure and his mother's only response to his tale of woe is that he'd picked a good time to take a vacation because the city has been positively dreadful while he was away.
Gale of Waterdeep
sorry i couldn't help myself
I imagine in my heart that all githyanki food is like this
and lae is happy to subject everyone to it
gale spells + arcane hunger
Gale References
uncompressed + unedited full size images on google drive here
Gale is notorious in the academy for gushing about his partner all the time, so much that when students don't to study for the day they distract Gale by asking about Tav and their adventures.
Canon
NSFW Gale Smut Fic
Indulgent Desires
Tags: NSFW, Hand jobs, masturbation, Gale fluff and some angst but mostly smut, Gale POV, non described Tav (aside from she/her pronouns)
Words: 4000
Info: After the orb is stabilized, Gale realizes he can indulge fully in certain pleasures he had to deny before. (Set after they meet Elminster but before the love scene)
Read below or direct on A03
(Also thank you to to @nrvcntr for the ending inspiration)