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The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

@captainsigge / captainsigge.tumblr.com

Sigge. 25. Heathen. BG3 BRAINROT
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💘 A fic you couldn't stop reading once you started

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answering from this list of fic rec asks!

im a fiend for @dustdeepsea's trouble will find me series: rugan/tav, with the first two fics written more as reader-inserts and tav developing into the delightful oc Octavia in the most recent one <3 i always love the combo of gorgeous, utterly steamy smut balanced on a layer of picturesque dread. dustdeepsea's prose has this totally dreamy cadence and finesse, and their version of rugan is the perfect soft-hearted bastard, and octavia is marvelous and yeah i'm just fuckin goofy for the whole ship!!!

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You know the strange ox that if you kill it Dammon dies? I bet that thing has the infernal hots for him. I want to watch its ooze body slip over Dammon and plug all his holes. Have him so udderly (huehue, pun) debauched by being inside of it that he fills it with pockets of his hot splurts of cum until he's completely drained.

I did it, I wrote the damn fic

Dammon swore he could feel the creature’s heated gaze on the back of his thighs. Goosebumps prickled over his back, the heat welling up. With his free hand, he dragged at his scarf, felt under his apron for the ties of his shirt, anything for relief. The apron covered the front. Bared his backside. He lifted his tail for his audience. His thighs slowly cooled, then his cheeks, then between—

“Spread your legs.”

Honoring our promise to feature any fic inspired by confessions! Love to see it!

Edit: In response to the author's reply- you didn't make us do anything! We very much want to promote writers and artists on here.

Congrats on being the first to get featured, hopefully the first of many. Would love to see this blog inspire more filthy bg3 content in the world, especially weird shit that might not otherwise have gotten made lol.

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Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
Rugan likes the puss

Pairing - Rugan/ oc m/f

Summary - Rugan tries to be a gentleman but Leah Keene has other ideas.

Warnings - age difference, m/f, penetration,

18+

The chill of the night air on her face was a welcome relief from the overwhelming noise of the packed tavern. Too many people was fine if you were working in a crowd, you could make a decent living from their pockets but when it came to socialising Leah preferred something a little more subdued. The Blushing Mermaid was anything but. She stumbled out into the darkness, quietly slipping away from the small group of friends that she had been drinking with when she saw a tiny speck of burning pipeweed glowed weakly in the darkness. Someone must have had the same idea and sought a little solitude on the bow of the ship that gave the dingy little grief hole its name.

Content Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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LOVED IT!!!😍😍 WOW, you have such a way with words it's amazing like the way you describe the emotions is AMAZING. I could feel Lesaro's dilemma so deeply. Btw you wrote his POV perfectly! You're not hiding him somewhere are you?? Interrogating him so that you can write him so splendidly? I am getting slightly suspicious my dear😜🕵🏻‍♀️

Oooh can't wait to see how the Captain will fuck it up next.🤣 Such a charmer. (That backstory/ flashback thou!😭 It hit me right in the feels so like I'd probably just hug that idiot man😭😭❤️) but the way he was charmed by her was sooooo sweet 🥺

Awesome chapter, you get the Sigge Stamp of Approval! 😉😂❤️

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Can I serve you a bruised, tired and most determined Athena in these dire times? ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Once again inspired by @intricatecaprice ‘s fanfic Bella Muerte (I swear I’ll have to pay the rent for all the time I spent in between your words 😆), a little tribute of mine featuring the protagonist, the unknown main character called Athena (sometimes even Edelina, but mostly Señorita Athena by those pesky Spaniards) caught mid-escape in a moment of contemplation in Capitán Salazar’s cabin.

This has been quite challenging, considering we purposefully do not have a complete description of both Athena and Lady Stanhope’s appearance, and the Lady’s characteristics usually get mentioned only as they’re completely different from Athena’s but not always without further elaboration, so this was the jigsaw puzzle I found myself with. Needless to say I went there and re-read the whole fic to be sure eheheh 😂 Also I “took advantage” of this piece to try a different method of coloring when it comes to the shadows, whether it’s good or not I leave to you the verdict. For me it has been a good exercise as I got to draw broken glass and the sea - a first time for everything, eh - and once more fallen in love with La María - god I adore this ship!.

On another hand lo siento I’ve taken some liberties here and there, as when it comes to the shattered windows (I just couldn’t imagine how they could have survived the explosion in the Triangle, and repairing them while having never made port seemed very very difficult even for Bracero), Athena’s dress (I’ve done my research, I swear, but still if this wasn’t even a bit close to what you imagined for her mea culpa) and most obviously Athena’s appearance itself. 🙇

And speaking of Bracero, re-reading got me the wildest idea that on La María surely there must be a tacit agreement among the crew to never lose sight of said deckhand because with all the times El Capitán keeps tapping his sword on the decks or thrusting it into the walls, I’d bet the guy is nothing but thirsty for Armando’s blood! Like, every time he and Athena have a conversation, all the Officers go and take hold of Bracero to stop him from barging into the cabin and give Salazar a piece of mind 🤣🤣🤣

I’m trying to repair the ship, can you stop hitting her with your sword for five minutes?!? ヾ(`ヘ´)ノ゙

But enough with my rambling, for my part I’m satisfied and I hope you people liked this. Without further ado, here we go onto the hula at once 🌴🥥✨

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captainsigge

*jaw drops*

OMG THIS IS AMAZING

You are so so talented @acidyellowlava 😍😍

The colours! The emotion! The details!

🤯😍

I think you've captured Athena perfectly! She really looks like a lady but there's something else there too. Something under her skin. I don't know what it is exactly but somehow you've captured that duality. Also can we all take a moment to apprentice the details on that dress?!?! Absolutely gorgeous 😍😍😍🙌 Not to mention ThE HaiR🥺💖💖💖💖 The bruises!!! 🤯👌

Also you are under arrest for witchcraft, the way you drew the glass and the sea Is Unacceptable. 🔥🔱WITCHCRAFT.🔱🔥The talent. Just blows my mind. How?? Can you draw sea like that? Tell me. It looks so realistic I thought it was a picture.😂😍❤️ (We are not even going to mention the fact that it's your first time doing that, we'll save it for your witch trial)

I cackled so hard at the thought of poor poor Bracero. I can't imagine the struggle of trying to repair a ship with a Capitán that's poking holes in it left and right. I agree with you that the Officers must grab hold of him when the Capitán gets stabby. Otherwise he would have perished long ago at Bracero's hand.😂😂😂

"Stop PUTTING HOLES In My Ship" (honestly at this point it practically is)

*gasp* 🥺 hula time? 💃🌴🥥🌴💃We truly have been blessed. ♪ \(^ω^\ ) ♪

( ˘ ³˘)♥

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The other day, I wondered how the world of Harry Potter would be different if all students were sorted every year, rather than only in their first. So I wrote this.

Little is changed from Harry Potter’s first year at Hogwarts. Still he sits under that hat, thinking, not Slytherin; still the Hat considers his potential before sending him to Gryffindor. Still he is joined in Gryffindor by Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, still the Slytherin he so feared to be in will hold Draco Malfoy. Little is different about the placement of the older students, for all the Sorting Ceremony is made longer, and the Hat’s song a little changed, with their participation. Fred and George Weasley, like their younger brother, are still in Gryffindor. Ambitious Percy Weasley may be in Slytherin by now, maybe not yet, but he is a Prefect regardless. Oliver Wood or someone like him will still be Harry’s first Quidditch Captain.

In Harry’s second year, he and Ron are in more trouble than ever for missing the Sorting Ceremony. Now the Hat must be got out again to Sort these two boys who have caused such a stir, to confirm what surprises no one: both will remain in Gryffindor this year. (This time, Harry is once again thinking his wishes to the Hat, but instead of not Slytherin, he is pleading, Gryffindor, Gryffindor – picturing the warm Gryffindor common room that is the first home he has ever known, the first place that has welcomed him rather than shut him away. The hat, once again, obeys his wishes.) Both boys are relieved to find their House much the same as they left it; Hermione Granger is in their midst again, joined by Ron’s shy little sister Ginny.

Neville Longbottom, who had been plagued throughout his first year in Gryffindor by doubt as to his right to be there, is with them again, too. They missed his silent drama at the Ceremony, too, as the boy sat under the Hat that could see into his mind and reflected on the end of term. He had remembered standing up to the three classmates he thought he could call his friends, only to be left behind – hexed, as he so often was, ridiculed. More proof that he did not belong in the brave House. But he remembered, too, Dumbledore’s voice at the end-of-year feast – praising him for doing what was hard. He remembered being awarded House points for this simple act, and with the meagre sum, winning Gryffindor the House Cup. That heady feeling of being, for just one moment, a celebrated hero – that was like nothing else. That was worth a year and more of self-doubt. So Neville now unpacked his bags in the Gryffindor dormitories again, and, like Harry, he felt for the first time that he was home.

Harry has grown complacent, all his friends staying with him from his first year to his second. He hears the warnings of the older students on his Quidditch team (some of whom go from one House’s team to the next from year to year), the reminders that he will need to make new friends soon, but he does not really believe them. He cannot imagine his world changing even more than it has.

This is why he feels as though his stomach has dropped out of his body, as though he has fallen into some bottomless pit, when things change in his third year. He is still in Gryffindor, yes, and still with Ron, thank goodness for that, but Hermione Granger is no longer of their House. Hermione, who spent the last term of her second year as a statue, whose research was the only part of her that got to be a part of the battle in the Chamber of Secrets, who scrambled and sweated when she was unpetrified to pass all her courses in the remaining days of term – despite the promises of the administration that classes missed by the basilisk’s victims would not be held against their grades. Hermione, who had been called an “insufferable know-it-all” so many times that it had almost stopped hurting, who had felt so frustrated with the cavalier attitude her fellow Gryffindors took to classwork. She was now a Ravenclaw, the blue insignia on her robes matching that of Ginny Weasley, who seemed to have shrunk in on herself after the events of last term. (Ginny, like Harry in his first year, sat under the Hat in her second year thinking not Slytherin, not Slytherin, but then she had paused, and thought, not Gryffindor, too, because Riddle had possessed her despite her red-and-gold robes, and because she did not feel brave.)

Ginny, Hermione, and Luna Lovegood (here is one girl the Hat cannot imagine placing anywhere but Ravenclaw, though it will surprise itself in years to come) soon find each other in the Ravenclaw common room, and form an odd, but tight, bond over the first few weeks of term. Hermione finds that it is nice to have close friends who are girls; she never had this in her two years in Gryffindor. She still finds time to talk to Harry, to help him with an essay in the library or to keep him company on restless Hogsmeade weekends or to walk with him to Hagrid’s hut. They are still friends, and good ones; no disparity of House can change the bond forged in fighting a mountain troll together, and all they have been through together since.

She explains this, at last, to Ron Weasley in the days before Christmas vacation, when the dark looks he has been sending her all term finally come to a head in a shouting match outside the Divination tower. Ron, too quick to view matters in black and white, had seen her Ravenclaw badge as a betrayal, a defection. Had imagined that this was her choice, rather than the honest assessment of the Hat. Had felt left behind, discarded, second-rate, dismissed like his brothers’ hand-me-down robes that he wore. With Harry to remind him not to be an ass, to remind Hermione that Ron was always like this, they made up soon enough. Hermione laughed and called Ron an idiot, but fondly; and he laughed back, and told her that the blue and silver only made her look more the nerd. The trio were reunited, even if they were in different houses.

And, after that fight at least, perhaps the difference of house was a blessing in disguise. Crookshanks could not worry at Ron’s rat when they lived in different common rooms. There was no fight between Ron and Hermione about their pets; when Scabbers went missing, there was no talk of foul play, only an agreement between the three friends that they would try to find him. The three were still present in the Shrieking Shack, two Gryffindor children and one Ravenclaw, to bear witness to the true identity of Scabbers, to bear witness to the reunion of the three living Marauders. They still saved Buckbeak; they still lost Pettigrew.

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fuckin’ this, folks. and I mean you KNOW I am here for fanfic, now and always, but that is NOT what this nomination is about! do you know how advanced an archival system ao3 is? the ways its indexing and DB structure improve discoverability for MILLIONS of readers?

I know librarians who’d kill for that kind of tech! and this is glued together from cloudsourced specs while training their OWN coders on the way. and - this is not wordpress, people, they OWN THE SERVERS. they fund and pay wages for sysadmining! there’s rackspace!

no, okay, look, listen, look: this is my job. I do it for a living. it is the only way I could go to cons, could take time to write. I only, only, ONLY ever took a programming class because Ao3 existed and showed me it could be done.

think of it this way: if someone nominated twitter (…go with me) for an award, would you immediately conclude they meant the tweets? pff. no. that’s content. that’s the squishy stuff. tech is the skeleton it rests on. well, guess what: the Archive of Our Own is Real Tech too.

’s better than Amazon is for providing new content to read. god, the filters. the freeform tagging (sure, yeah, it’s not Machine Learning, it’s manually wrangled - someone had to go tell the robots ‘AU’ == ‘Alternate Universe’). sort by length!! fuckin’ ratings!!!

and - those of you who haven’t been to ao3, y'know, may I suggest if you’re curious, go take ten minutes and look? I’ll wait. A good place to start might be the fandoms front page. https://archiveofourown.org/media

Go tell me if you can figure out how that works. Heck, I almost wanna start a scavenger hunt. Find a fic over 100k. Change the font to large. Go print a fic to mobi, or epub, or pdf and load it onto your tablet or kindle. Find me some meta with more than 500 comments.

The UI design is IMPECCABLE. Search box in the top right. fonts all clean and clear. never, EVER see any javascript overlaps or partial loads or slow graphics - they know better than that. you can slap a custom skin on it. heck, there’s a link to the source code in the footer!

How about a fic - here we go, Speranza’s classic, Written by the Victors. https://archiveofourown.org/works/15 There’s a bunch of UI you don’t see if you aren’t logged in - the heavensent ‘Mark for Later’ button, for example - but still. Everything you could click is easy to grok.

Want more like it? Super easy and intuitive to click a tag, or the fandom, or a pairing (or even just M/M if you want to load half the site) and see more fic in that category. Sort by comments or hits or kudos and you get a good idea which ones are worth opening.

These folks REALLY know their UI. But, okay, hang on, yes they do, and many are trained pros, but many also aren’t! the people building this site just WORK HARD, they try things out, they listen to feedback and iterate - (how much Big Tech can say as much these days)

- but ALSO, and here’s what’s important to realise, this is a community project, a community space, and it was DESIGNED to TEACH. (Did you know when it was first proposed, they trialed Ruby and Python to see which was quicker for beginners? I know ‘cause I voted Python 🐍🤷‍♀️😂)

Do you know how rare it is to find that in Open Source? Listen, okay, I’m a professional techie and I would NE-E-EVER venture into eg the Linux core with ‘Jennifer’ attached to my sig in any way whatsoever. Aside from that, much of OSS is, hmm, results-oriented.

They expect you to show up fully-functional on day one, w/ a pull request ready to patch. Remind me, what’s the demographic balance in Ye Average compsci program? And of those, who’s working nights / caring for relatives / otherwise unable to Do Their Time posturing on github?

But the Organization for Transformative Works isn’t here for that. They know (we know) that Fan is a Tool-Using Animal. idlewords.com/talks/fan_is_a… And the Archive of Our Own is proof of that.

So maybe think on that a little, the next time Patreon has a ToS hiccup. The next time Jack removes like counts. Think of what Archive coders built, in the face of Livejournal’s hypocrisy, in spite of everyone telling us it was Too Much, we’d bitten off more than we could chew.

That. That’s what this nomination is about. And yeah, we built it so we could host the smutty Harry/Draco and the conspiracy theories about Sansa and alllll the Naruto time travel fixit fic you could POSSIBLY ever read. And that’s pretty fuckin’ great, in my book.

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I’m very excited about this page! I’ve been reading fanfics for what feels like forever and I thought it would be fun to gather them all in one place. :D Thank you @arithemes for the theme!

I’ll start with my favourite fanfics from FanFiction.net. (Sorry those who prefer AO3!) I’ve just always been on FanFiction so the majority are from there. A whooping 1338, though I’ll do my best to comb through them. I promise!

It is still a Work In Progress though! But if my calculations are correct (which they seldom are) then it should be Finnished within 10-20 days. ;)

I know this isn’t directly witchcraft related, but I really love fanfics and this is my way of spending Valentine’s day.

P.S. You can only reach the page on mobile if you manually put the link in a search engine. https://samolouan.tumblr.com/ficrecs

~ Samolouan

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Join us down the rabbit hole in a slice of life of a 1700s sailing ship, with a sexy hot capitán who has rippling muscles and a crush on this interesting and unusual girl from the modern world! Armando Salazar/OC

Rated: M

This may not be completely witchcraft related but U neeeeed to read this fic!!!! It’s so damn good🔥🔥🔥 I’ve already read it twice and been thinking about reading it again. I love the author’s OC and her story is just full of romance, drama and adventure 🙌 Please give it a try and enjoy yourself a hot cup of Capitán.

(I am serious this story is so great I’m honestly starting to consider learning Spanish)

~ Samolouan

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