The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne

This line always make's me laugh, poor Sal.

Rugan in the Gnoll Cave

me, whispering to myself, after watching a new show: don’t reblog everything at once… space it out… show some goddamn restraint

the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and "we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you" can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I'd like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home "for my mushrooms and worms" and she was just like "okei" and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they're breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks "so your worms... do they have a purpose or are they just... worms". like sure I'll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that's your business

this, I think, is my ideal love language

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Trying to figure out what Salazar’s three medals are. Any thoughts, anyone? I think the middle one is meant to be a Cruz de Guerra of sorts, though the timeline would be way off for that medal being established…?

Five days of work and what do I get?? MY FUCKInG PerioD!!! And I only have one day off tomorrow 😒 jaha å dit for den ledigheten :/

Oki a little better now, took to painkillers and they finally kicking in.

Last night, I told Odin to stop fucking around and let me know what's what and of course, I had an intense sex dream that night. This has happens every time I've tried to talk to the Bastard. I'd blame @systlin but I don't think I can.

Oh yeah you absolutely can.

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

Things finns are obsessed with:

Feel free to add.

* free buckets

if i may add:

- yelling at people who think that santa lives in the north pole

- giving salmiakki to foreigners

- darude ‘sandstorm’

- talking about finland

- does ‘marimekko’ count?

- saatanavittuperkelehelvettisaatananvitunvitunvittuperkele

- saying “lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas” as a party trick with foreign friends

Sound advice for all artists. 

In Finnish folklore, Devil (Piru) isn’t just an evil hunter of souls tempting people into sinful things like gambling and drinking. He’s aware that no matter what bad happens, humans will blame him (and his demons) for it, even when he has done nothing. 

Because of this, Devil sometimes helps those in trouble out from sheer “I’m so not up for getting blamed for this shit I have not done!”-attitude.

#I’ve also heard an old finnish story about a woman and a cart. #She was traveling somewhere and the cart slipped of the road to a ditch #The woman cursed yelled damn you devil look what you did #And suddenly her cart is back on the road and she hears a voice #It says I didn’t make your cart go off the road but I helped you because you blamed me #Or something like that #I can’t remember the words exactly

EXACTLY! Finnish folklore Devil is exactly like this. Also humorous and witty and chatty. Can talk with people just to kill time if he wishes.

There’s a story where a man talked with the Devil in his home. They were having just a casual every day chat, when the man asked: “Why don’t you show yourself? I can hear you but I can’t see you.”

The Devil was quiet for a while. Then it answered, with a slightly sad tone: “I don’t dare to do that. I look so hideous you would only get scared and I don’t want that…”

 He also really likes dancing a lot. There are countless of stories of The Devil appearing to dance with humans, often in a disguise and someone (or the whole group) later sees through his disguise. 

@captainsigge

btw if I don’t reblog something of you guys, its not because I don’t like it but because tumblr won’t let me find stuff. If you ever make something and if I don’t reblog or anything give me a yell cause I’m being held back by tumblr’s miserable coding

Damn that sucks. :( I'll keep that in mind when I post some sweet Potc content.😘

Love how Tumblr is so dysfunctional and sarcastic... wait... 😶😐😑 Did I just insult myself there, eh?